Just The Facts, Ma'am. found this on facebook not sure if its been on here before but eh fuck it. HEREIS " maitre HAVE INN BEN WITH I SIN: YEAH SIBBIE. SHIN!
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Just The Facts, Ma'am

found this on facebook not sure if its been on here before but eh fuck it

HEREIS " maitre
HAVE INN BEN WITH I SIN:
YEAH SIBBIE. SHIN!
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#2 - notthistime ONLINE (02/12/2013) [+] (6 replies)
anyone else disturbed by how COMPLETELY unrelated the background is?
#1 - N. Korean citizen (02/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"I have only been with one guy... who happened to have a fisting fetish."

One guy can do a lot of damage to a vagina if he's kinky or well endowed enough. The amount of owners isn't as important as the miles driven and the accidents that have happened (babies, abortions, stds)
User avatar #3 - isheapurebread (02/12/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Is that Will Ferrel?
User avatar #12 to #3 - cirquededc (02/12/2013) [-]
It's Christian Bale
#17 - personone (02/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**personone rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at How to Use Super Power for Good **
**personone rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at How to Use Super Power for Good **
#18 to #17 - personone (02/13/2013) [-]
HE WAS NUMBER 1!
#29 - N. Korean citizen (02/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Shouldn't this work the same for girls when selecting a guy? or do none of you care since you're so jaded that if a woman doesn't want a guy who has been with 40+ women she's just a picky, uptight bitch?
#27 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/13/2013) [-]
Like anyone on Funnyjunk is selective enough to care.
User avatar #6 - freddychavez (02/12/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Why should anybody care how many people she has slept with?
User avatar #23 to #20 - immortalfear (02/13/2013) [-]
Kinda like how a girl doesn't want to be in a relationship with a guy who has screwed 30 girls.
#10 - thragtusk (02/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#31 - applejaxl (02/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i wanna fuck on the stairs
User avatar #28 - Yojimbo ONLINE (02/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Even if Will Ferrel didn't say it, it's funny as shit. And Whorefax would probably be very successful. Another good idea would be a device that could show you what a girl looks like under her pound of makeup, as well as age, and gender.
#35 to #28 - scotchxblock (02/13/2013) [-]
That would instantaneously turn every body from any of my classes ugly.

I'd prefer to keep everybody beautiful and fake.
User avatar #26 - twatmissile (02/13/2013) [-]
Theres already a whorefax. its called facebook
#42 - Lupitaaa (02/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**Lupitaaa rolled a random image posted in comment #260889 at Pokemon ** who/what i lost my virginity to
User avatar #9 - theflaminpenguinz (02/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Loving the super relevant picture of Will Ferrel...
User avatar #15 - Sinless (02/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I've been thinking that for the longest.

There should really be some place like that online, maybe not for the number of previous lovers. But at least to confirm gender history, and std history.....and age. It's getting pretty scary out there guys.
#13 - tomhefailin (02/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
so much truth
so much truth
User avatar #38 to #13 - lecherouslad (02/13/2013) [-]
"Thanks Obama"
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