Just The Facts, Ma'am

#2 - notthistime

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(02/12/2013)[-]

anyone else disturbed by how COMPLETELY unrelated the background is?

#4 to #2 - timelordeternal

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(02/12/2013)[-]

Dude, unrelated pictures are cool.

#11 to #4 - fedegon

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(02/12/2013)[-]

They indeed are.

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#7 to #2 - infamoustrapper

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(02/12/2013)[-]

I think these might all be quotes from the different fake will ferrel twitter accounts

#3 - isheapurebread

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(02/12/2013)[-]

Is that Will Ferrel?

#12 to #3 - cirquededc

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(02/12/2013)[-]

It's Christian Bale

#21 to #12 - blackleather

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(02/13/2013)[-]

No, it's Sam Worthington.

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#8 to #3 - titsjohnson

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(02/12/2013)[-]

#5 to #3 - duvallwhitey

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(02/12/2013)[-]

Yes

#17 - personone

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(02/13/2013)[-]

**personone rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at How to Use Super Power for Good **

#18 to #17 - personone

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(02/13/2013)[-]

HE WAS NUMBER 1!

#32 to #18 - talonwooten

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(02/13/2013)[-]

#53 to #32 - raigen

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(02/13/2013)[-]

#46 to #17 - philippinessucks

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(02/13/2013)[-]

Tuvak? Ensign Kim? Does Janeway know about this?

#27 - fuckyosixtyminutes

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(02/13/2013)[-]

Like anyone on Funnyjunk is selective enough to care.

#6 - freddychavez

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(02/12/2013)[-]

Why should anybody care how many people she has slept with?

#20 to #6 - asongulol

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(02/13/2013)[-]

Because I don't want to be in a relationship with a girl who has already been skewered by 30 men.

#23 to #20 - immortalfear

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(02/13/2013)[-]

Kinda like how a girl doesn't want to be in a relationship with a guy who has screwed 30 girls.

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(02/13/2013)[-]

ahhhww snap

#22 to #6 - usernamecannotload

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(02/13/2013)[-]

#50 to #6 - setittowumbo

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(02/13/2013)[-]

STD's and not to mention a black hole isn't fun to ****...

#49 to #6 - philippinessucks

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(02/13/2013)[-]

Because whore are disgusting and worthless.

My wife was a virgin when I met her. Nothing like having a a girl that has value.

#58 to #49 - freddychavez

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(02/13/2013)[-]

Goes that for you aswell? Were you a virgin when you got married?

#59 to #58 - philippinessucks

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(02/13/2013)[-]

I was not. But I'm not a girl...

#60 to #59 - freddychavez

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(02/13/2013)[-]

I do not see why you were allowed to sleep around when your wife has to remain a virgin. I'd like to point out that the virginity is just a myth to keep women down, there is nothing there anybody can take from us females.
The choice of how many people she has slept with is her own business. I respect waiting with sex for the marriage, that is alright. But that does not mean a promiscue woman deserves to be treaten that way.

#61 to #60 - philippinessucks

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(02/13/2013)[-]

There is something down there that can be taken away. An un-ruptured hymen. Virginity. Girls who sleep around are nasty whores. I don't even talk to them at work.

Virginity is not a myth. lol Girls are not born whores. They are born virgins. Durrrr...

Whores should not have the right to vote. Or protection from the law. And only allowed to work on garbage trucks or sewers. **** that. They should be forced to live in the sewers.

#62 to #61 - freddychavez

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(02/13/2013)[-]

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(02/13/2013)[-]

Because I want a girl who doesn't have a vagina the size of a black hole.

#57 to #39 - freddychavez

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(02/13/2013)[-]

Or compared to your small dick isn't it all a huge black hole?

#10 - thragtusk

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(02/12/2013)[-]

#36 to #10 - beefking

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(02/13/2013)[-]

**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Imaginary Bullet Kills Kitten ** casuals....

#31 - applejaxl

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(02/13/2013)[-]

i wanna **** on the stairs

#43 to #31 - stairs

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#54 to #43 - applejaxl

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(02/13/2013)[-]

wheres your sense of adventure

#29 - anon id: e5c89ed5

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(02/13/2013)[-]

Shouldn't this work the same for girls when selecting a guy? or do none of you care since you're so jaded that if a woman doesn't want a guy who has been with 40+ women she's just a picky, uptight bitch?

#40 to #29 - shayyman

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(02/13/2013)[-]

It kind of does. There are plenty of guys at my school who have been labeled as players, and no one will date them. I mean people will **** them but no girl will actually be in a relationship with them because of their status.

I mean there's still was more whore labeling, but it does go both ways.

#47 to #40 - setittowumbo

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(02/13/2013)[-]

I agree. I know a lot of girls at my school who are sluts but yet guys still fall head over heals for them and then the only way for someone who has been labeled as a player the only way he'll get anyone is if it is a slut or someone who doesn't know who he is. I think they both should be shunned as a bunch of horny bunnies that don't know how to control their hormones.

My gender has gotten so free passes it's pathetic. It's easy to be a slut. HOWEVER, if a woman is notified that a man is a sex craving man whore then she really shouldn't be classed as "picky" if she doesn't want to go out with him.

#28 - Yojimbo

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(02/13/2013)[-]

Even if Will Ferrel didn't say it, it's funny as ****. And Whorefax would probably be very successful. Another good idea would be a device that could show you what a girl looks like under her pound of makeup, as well as age, and gender.

#35 to #28 - scotchxblock

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(02/13/2013)[-]

That would instantaneously turn every body from any of my classes ugly.

I'd prefer to keep everybody beautiful and fake.

#48 to #28 - anon id: 26d5a8ef

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(02/13/2013)[-]

funny how guys complain about girls being fake. well at least you have an idea of what size their tits/ass are, where girls have no idea how big a dick is until they are already there. so if there is a device that works like that one should be reverse that shows how big (or small) a guys dick is.

#55 to #48 - Yojimbo

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(02/13/2013)[-]

Padded bras, stuffing, etc. We have no idea. And I didn't complain about them being fake, but even you can't deny a girl looks very different without makeup on. It's just a fact.