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murdocisgod (02/12/2013) [+]
(4 replies)
I know these are cheesy.
But damn it, I laugh every time.
But damn it, I laugh every time.
#16
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AmaterasuNoOkami ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-] I was so prepared for a shitstorm upon reading the title
#30
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whycanticaps ONLINE (02/12/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
Accept the God-Emperor as your savior, you heretics
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Cambro (02/12/2013) [+]
(4 replies)
>Be cardinal
>Hear Benedict is stepping down from being Pope
>"It is time"
>Leave room
>Pull red hood over my face and run into my room
>Grab crucifix on the wall and pull on the bottom, sliding the metal end off revealing the cross to actually be a knife
>Open Bible
>Hollowed out to hold pistol
>Slide pistol and knife into my waistband under my robe as I pull a black shawl over my face.
>Walk down hall and hear Pope's voice, "It was just time for me to step down...I'm too old, I was not ready for this commitment."
>"But what of tradition?" I call out into the room from the door
>"Tradition?" The Pope turns towards me in his question.
>Bang! I shoot the other Cardinal in the room.
>"No Pope leaves the Papacy alive, it is tradition."
>I grab the Pope's frail old raisin of a head and lower my blade to his throat
>"Who are you!?"
>Pope is shaking with fear...or parkinson's...probably parkinson's
>"Me? I am the Vatican Assassin."
>Take off shawl, actually Charlie Sheen
>"JESUS CHR-" I stop his taking the Lord's name in vain by slashing his throat.
>"No one" I repeat "leaves the Papacy alive..."
>Snort victory cocaine off bloody crucifix knife.
(Hopefully Charlie Sheen is still relevant enough to get the reference...)
>Hear Benedict is stepping down from being Pope
>"It is time"
>Leave room
>Pull red hood over my face and run into my room
>Grab crucifix on the wall and pull on the bottom, sliding the metal end off revealing the cross to actually be a knife
>Open Bible
>Hollowed out to hold pistol
>Slide pistol and knife into my waistband under my robe as I pull a black shawl over my face.
>Walk down hall and hear Pope's voice, "It was just time for me to step down...I'm too old, I was not ready for this commitment."
>"But what of tradition?" I call out into the room from the door
>"Tradition?" The Pope turns towards me in his question.
>Bang! I shoot the other Cardinal in the room.
>"No Pope leaves the Papacy alive, it is tradition."
>I grab the Pope's frail old raisin of a head and lower my blade to his throat
>"Who are you!?"
>Pope is shaking with fear...or parkinson's...probably parkinson's
>"Me? I am the Vatican Assassin."
>Take off shawl, actually Charlie Sheen
>"JESUS CHR-" I stop his taking the Lord's name in vain by slashing his throat.
>"No one" I repeat "leaves the Papacy alive..."
>Snort victory cocaine off bloody crucifix knife.
(Hopefully Charlie Sheen is still relevant enough to get the reference...)
