fucking christians. "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." - Mahatma Gandhi surely repost. Ea
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fucking christians

"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." - Mahatma Gandhi
surely repost

Each week, millions of upper middle class
Americans put on expensive dress
clothes and load themselves into SUV' s
and drive past homeless shelters,
orphanages, prisons, missions, and
halfway houses on their way to a very
expensive and nice church, where
somebody tells them how to be
more like Jesus.
That is ******* awesome let me tell you.
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Submitted: 02/11/2013
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User avatar #34 - djequalizee (02/12/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Each week, millions of upper middle class Americans put on clothes and drive past homeless shelters, orphanages, prisons, missions, and halfway houses on their way to a taco bell where they order tacos

You sicken me, America
#41 - allamericandude (02/12/2013) [-]
...And each week, millions of Americans (some of them being the same ones who went to church) volunteer their time at homeless shelters, missions, soup kitchens, charities and schools. They recycle, car pool, organize fundraisers, raise awareness for various issues, and in general help to reduce the overall worldsuck.   
   
My point: A world view based on cynicism is not the complete story.
...And each week, millions of Americans (some of them being the same ones who went to church) volunteer their time at homeless shelters, missions, soup kitchens, charities and schools. They recycle, car pool, organize fundraisers, raise awareness for various issues, and in general help to reduce the overall worldsuck.

My point: A world view based on cynicism is not the complete story.
User avatar #50 - theonlytinman (02/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Lets try again:

>Wake up
>Put on whatever smells clean
>Get on the bus
>show up at church
>Do church
>Accept Im not like Jesus but try to become so anyways, knowing Ill never get there

But don't worry. Every Atheist I've met is such a cool guy. Definitely cares about other people.
User avatar #48 - thepyras (02/12/2013) [-]
You're right, OP. Christians should be more like Atheists, who wear rags and drive Ford Pintos so that they can give all of their money and food to poor people, and then go home, get on the internet, and tell Christians to be more like someone they don't even believe in. This is like a zlamous post but reversed.
#54 - infinitereaper (02/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm begging to realize more and more how worthless the majority of human beings are.

We separate ourselves into "distinctive groups" when in reality, most of us are the very same hypocritical ignorant pieces of trash.

I've met atheists, I've met religious people, both can be equally stupid or equally an asshole. This argument isn't invalid, but it applies to just about ******* everyone. And that's the thing here, so many people point the finger when they don't' even practice what the **** they preach.

Now I'm not religious but I am spiritual, if I ever picked up anything like that it would be Buddhism. There is this one Buddhist guy that lives up the street. Man is so ******* cash and calm and happy all the time. He really gives off some good vibes.

Anyways, this was probably uploaded by some school kid retard. Not to say all young people are stupid, that's just more ******* ignorance, and I know some bastards assumed that's what I meant. This is the kind of **** I'm talking about here.

Self validation. That's all this post is. Self ******* validation for small minded fools with false superiority complexes.

idgaf really, but still, I felt like saying these things.
User avatar #29 - chuckycoke (02/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And what have you done to help society?
User avatar #33 - Crusader (02/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
That is more of a statement about the upper middle class, americans, etc. rather than Christianity.
Christianity on the whole is a rather "good" thing, it has led to a lot of good stuff.
That being said, it has led to some 'bad" stuff.
That also being said, my personal belief is that spirituality is good, great even, the belief that there is a higher power that rewards you for being a decent person, that is awesome.
Religion, the divisions that are made between Hinduism and Judaism, between Judaism and Christianity, between Catholics and orthodox Christians, Protestants and Catholics, Mormons and Methodists, etc.
Those divisions just serve to separate people fro each other.
#1 - cheastnut (02/11/2013) [+] (22 replies)
I am christian and i will admit that this is all true about most of us, but it seems that you're just being deliberately offensive. Also the fact that most atheists act so superior to us yet don't really do anything better for their fellow man.
I am christian and i will admit that this is all true about most of us, but it seems that you're just being deliberately offensive. Also the fact that most atheists act so superior to us yet don't really do anything better for their fellow man.
#66 - trickytrickster (02/12/2013) [+] (6 replies)
This post is just ignorant. The Catholic church is the largest charity in the world, which donates and runs thousands of homeless shelters, food pantries, adoption agencies, schools, gives billions of hours of service every year. Don't come at me with that bull.
#102 - moofinbanana (02/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
At this point, Atheists VS Christians is just Retard Group 1 VS Retard Group 2.
#69 - bfndnumbatwo (02/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"blah blah religion   
blah blah atheism is better   
blah blah your beliefs are wrong"   
   
See this is why Christians think most of us are retarded
"blah blah religion
blah blah atheism is better
blah blah your beliefs are wrong"

See this is why Christians think most of us are retarded
User avatar #45 - thetruepervysage (02/12/2013) [-]
I am catholic and I could give a damn what I wear to church. I go in a t-shirt and gym shorts when I can and laugh at the people in scratchy button up shirts and high heels. God doesn't give a damn what you wear as long as you worship him, praise him, and give thanks for his glory.
#31 - Offspringofwolves (02/12/2013) [-]
so forget the church organizations to raise funds for the poor, shelter the poor, fill soup kitchens, and feed the less fortunate in 3rd world countries? ok . Just because we cant help them all doesnt give you the right to criticize us when youve probably done nothing to help them anyways.
so forget the church organizations to raise funds for the poor, shelter the poor, fill soup kitchens, and feed the less fortunate in 3rd world countries? ok . Just because we cant help them all doesnt give you the right to criticize us when youve probably done nothing to help them anyways.
#6 - radiohazard (02/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#63 - coaldawg (02/12/2013) [-]
And here comes another **** storm...
#25 - lordlucifer ONLINE (02/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**lordlucifer rolls 986** Meh.
User avatar #24 - Vandeekree (02/11/2013) [+] (54 replies)
No where in the bible does it say you should go to church.
#47 to #24 - tehjman (02/12/2013) [-]
Hebrews 10:25 (Depending on what Translation you're using, but it all pretty much says the same thing)

"Let us not give up meeting together, as some are in the habit of doing, but let us encourage one another--and all the more as you see the Day approaching."

*Shrug* Meh, could be interpreted as "Don't NOT have organized hang out time"
#10 - fizzor (02/11/2013) [-]
Time to watch atheists and christians duke it out, once again.
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