Bad Ass

Do you know where this comes from?

*shopped?

I thought chopped was funnier

You are correct, sir!

My favorite gay couple as a child.

oh my god sapo y sepo i love those books!

oh shit my bad. I have never seen the english versions

stab him forty seven times in the chest and eat his hands

Kaaaaarl, stabbing kills people!

Caaaaarl!

Have sex with it.

>mfw

climb towards it and try to look as scary as possible so it'll realize that it's been wasting it's life, I'll then proceed to help it turn it's life around and become a successful lawyer

give it the rape stare

Wonder where the fuck the stairs came from.

Straight from hell.

Stand there and realize I forgot to feed my dog.

Shit myself and die violently, and when the police come they'll have to deal with mangled body parts and about 5 buckets worth of shit (I haven't taken a dump in quite some time)

at least the monster fixed your constipation problem before it killed you, i guess it ain't all evil

Running back the way I came would mean I'd probably get cornered, and my guess is that the kitchen is somewhere down there. I'd jump down and try to kick him in the face, take a beating as I fall the rest of the way down the stairs or if I'm lucking roll with him and let him take half the damage, then provided i can still walk, get to the kitchen and grab a knife. Not a perfect plan, but what improvised plan is/

spray all my load over this furry and have a nice evening.

Considering that thing looks to be at the BOTTOM of the stairs... am I seeing a human with a camera? I eat it, and then proceed to roam the Earth, looking for victims to satiate my burning hunger.

tell my 200 pound french mastiff, and my 180 neopolitin mastiff. to 'kill' which sends them berserk

1. Get to My room, which would require jumping over that fucker.
2. Get My special silver plated .44 revolver with a hand built-in Bayonet.
3. Shoot that Fucker in the Knee.
4. Stab him in the Face. 37 Times.

**fourtwentt rolled a random image posted in comment #548465 at Friendly ** 'go back to bed, honey, ill see you in the morning'

**Shitthatscrazy rolled a random image posted in comment #97 at Things people carry ** what i would do

Ritt Momney agrees

Wasn't that in Portland?

youtu.be/yICai9wwRl4 this episode came to mind. i tried to find the actual episode but...yeah.