I can explain everything. . WE TIME I MY FINE INTI] WHITE THE TWILIGHT SHEA.. fal;kdfjasl;dkfHAgaya;dfkljal;dfkjasMy mother drove me to the airport with the windows rolled down. It was seventy five degrees in Phoenix, the sky a perfect, c
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I can explain everything

WE TIME I MY FINE INTI]
WHITE THE TWILIGHT SHEA.
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Submitted: 02/11/2013
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#19 - shitflippingpattie (02/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
fal;kdfjasl;dkfHAgaya;dfkljal;dfkjasMy mother drove me to the airport with the windows rolled down. It was seventy five degrees in Phoenix, the sky a perfect, cloudless blue. I was wearing my favorite shirt - sleeve-less, white eyelet lace; I was wearing it as a farewell gesture. My carry-on item was a parka.

In the Olympic Peninsula of northwest Washington State, a small town named Forks exists under a near-constant cover of clouds. It rains on this inconsequential town more than any other place in the United States of America. It was from this town and its gloomy, omnipresent shade that my mother escaped with me when i was only a few months old. It was in this town that I'd been compelled to spend a month every summer until i was fourteen. That was the year i finally put my foot down; these past three summers, my dad, Charlie, vacationed me in California for two weeks instead.

It was to Forks that i know exiled myself - an action that took great horror. I detested Forks.
I loved Phoenix. I loved the sun and the blistering heat. I loved the vigorous, sprawling city. ALKJDFL;Kasl;kdfjasl;kjOPISAFAGGOTlakfjasl;dkfjasl;df
#55 - immmortallyyours (02/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#1 - eddymolly (02/11/2013) [+] (68 replies)
#9 to #6 - thephoenix (02/11/2013) [-]
IT WAS ALL TRUE!
#91 - probablynaked (02/12/2013) [-]
You're wrong op. I wrote them with my sandals
#85 - mvtjets (02/12/2013) [-]
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#86 - Twigspeaker (02/12/2013) [-]
Oh man, I hate it when people explain everything!
Oh man, I hate it when people explain everything!
#78 - captaindawnhawk ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 - TwistedPizzaDude (02/12/2013) [-]
this is probably the worst spiderman picture i have ever seen
User avatar #93 - ZeGerman (02/12/2013) [-]
anybody got the template for this? i've got an idea for a caption.
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#7 - anonymous (02/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Quick question. Anyone here actually read any of the twilight books?
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