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the building the previous day. FIE officials had reviewed the man' s records, which
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your maney threeoh gambling, which meld be perfectly legal. Heavyer, due the
sheer ammend of maney in wer possession, the US isn' t believing it.
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Man: Fine. I' ll bet we , dallars that I can bite my eye.
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Man: Alright, I' ll bet anither 3 grand that I can bite my ether eye.
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was Abie to tech straight at him.
TIS official: Go far it.
Man: Alright then, here it gees.
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the dentures back in.
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Man: Dent be hasty, I' ll make ens last bet.