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#85 - zomaru
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(02/12/2013) [-]
#162 to #85 - lolshadowjewtwo
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(02/12/2013) [-]
Stabbed 10 inches deep by my blanket in my penis with 75% survival.
Jesus christ my penis isn't even 10 inches long.
#149 to #85 - DasSpiel
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(02/12/2013) [-]
I got stabbed 4 inches deep by my phone on my foot, and I have a 56% chance of dying....wut....
#140 to #85 - sagedivinity
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(02/12/2013) [-]
I was stabbed 5 inches deep by a bed sheet in my right leg and I have a 70% chance of survival.
#138 to #85 - anon
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(02/12/2013) [-]
Stabbed 9 inches deep on the back of my neck with a laundry basket and have a 73% chance of survival. Wut?
#136 to #85 - bossauce
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(02/12/2013) [-]
I was stabbed four inches deep by my water bottle and have a 79% chance of survival
Thanks Obama
#133 to #85 - schneidend
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(02/12/2013) [-]
I was stabbed 12 inches deep in the knee by my jeans and have 38% chance of survival. Dafuq?
#137 to #133 - spoogle
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(02/12/2013) [-]
I was stabbed 4 inches deep by the x button on an xbox controller on my stomach and I have an 11% chance of survival.
#129 to #85 - SpaceZombie
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(02/12/2013) [-]
I was stabbed 9 inches deep on my ear with a pencil and I have a 48% chance of survival.
#128 to #85 - megatayters
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(02/12/2013) [-]
I was stabbed by a Pepsi can, it somehow when 1 inch into my head, and I've got 97% chance of survival.
#127 to #85 - speedyangel
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(02/12/2013) [-]
I was stabbed by a blue piece of paper in my jaw 11 inches deep and I have a survival rate of 58%. That's one nasty paper cut.
#125 to #85 - PurpleLemonade
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(02/12/2013) [-]
Stabbed with a box of frosted cheerios 3 inches deep in the lip. Luckily there's an 89% chance I'll live but I still don't know how I managed that :I
#121 to #85 - whycanticaps
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(02/12/2013) [-]
stabbed by a pen, 7 inches deep into my leg 15% chance of living.....shiiieeet
#117 to #85 - auesis ONLINE
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(02/12/2013) [-]
I got stabbed by a 10-inch TimeOut wrapper through my chin, 89% chance of survival.

Wat.
#115 to #85 - megaton
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(02/12/2013) [-]
i was stabed one inch deep into my lip by my blue jacket and i have a 27% chance to live
#112 to #85 - anon
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(02/12/2013) [-]
Stabbed by a blue pillow, it went 2 inches deep into my foot, and I have a 71% survival chance. Whaat.
#107 to #85 - thenameschuck
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(02/12/2013) [-]
I got stabbed by blue jeans, they went 10 inches deep into my dick, i have a 0% of living for i have no phone...damn my life sucks
#105 to #85 - drunkasaurus
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(02/12/2013) [-]
stabbed in the head with a notebook. It's 6 inches deep but the good news is I have a 49% chance of survival.
#101 to #85 - supersaiyajin
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(02/12/2013) [-]
I've just been stabbed by an eraser. It went 3 inches into my foot, and I have a 51% chance of survival.
#99 to #85 - somenerd
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(02/12/2013) [-]
I was stabbed by a shirt 6 inches deep in my leg. I have a 90% chance of survival.
#95 to #85 - huntergriff
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(02/12/2013) [-]
so...i was stabbed by this?

i'm 18 and drinking kool-aid...the ****** wrong with me...
#116 to #95 - actionthriller
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(02/12/2013) [-]
That's the same as me. I'm also 18.... and eating dollar store canned food .-.
#98 to #95 - huntergriff
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(02/12/2013) [-]
Also according to that, i was stabbed 3 inches deep...in my dick...my survival rate is 01...****************...
#110 to #98 - drunkasaurus
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(02/12/2013) [-]
R.I.P. huntergriff. We will always remember how valiantly you fought against the dick stabbing kool aid. He never had a chance. ;(
#113 to #110 - huntergriff
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#93 to #85 - stairs
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(02/12/2013) [-]
I'm pretty ******, I was just impaled.