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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - ffx
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I'd be impressed if you mentioned what type of martial art. Having awards and a black belt in Karate doesn't mean you can kick everyone's ass, just means you're physically fit and have a decent amount of stamina.
User avatar #161 to #1 - Mortuus
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While I've not taken classes in Karate, I'm an E4 in Krav Maga and I can say you'll get your ass kicked if you go into a fight with nothing but expected outcomes.
User avatar #51 to #1 - babyanalraper
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Well, it depends on the style. I'd say that if you've been practising kyokushin with a lot of kumite you're more suiting for fighting than someone who's been doing nothing but katas.
User avatar #130 to #51 - paintplayer
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I took a kyokushin class for about 6 months and won every fight against every opponent because they don't know how to kick, and I'm a taekwondo practitioner with 8 years experience. It's definitely designed for people who are bigger and can take hits from small guys like me (~150lbs) because anyone who was less than 250 lbs and 6'5" I was able to just keep away with kicks while they got worn down from my strikes, then finish them off when they tried to punch me because they were too tired to block my hand techniques. But the big guys beat me, even the new ones, because they are just bigger and I can only hit so hard and so high. Also not many of these folks had ever been in fights outside of the dojo, which gave me an advantage.
User avatar #191 to #130 - babyanalraper
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Well, taekwondo isn't exactly the most practical martial art in real fights, and as you should know yourself you're only scratching the surface by training a style for six months.
User avatar #131 to #130 - paintplayer
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Cool story Paintplayer
User avatar #24 to #1 - lolollo
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The funny thing about competitions is it's all stamina. Whoever gets tired faster loses. The instructors had to keep telling us that a fight shouldn't last even a fraction of the time of a competition sparring match.
#3 to #1 - lollytool
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True, yet it'll still give you somewhat of an edge, depending on how focused on sparring your training has been.
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#5 to #4 - comradewinter
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We have black belts in my Kung Fu-club who have never been in a real fight. They get their belts based on how they utilize their techniques. Meaning, you could get promoted even if you lost a match because you tried something stylish, instead of just ground n' pound them. I've won fights against said black belts, but never got promoted, because I started getting the edge when I lost my composure and just did random hits. Despite what you see in movies, only the absolute masters can resemble Jackie Chan and Jet Li. So winning a national championship (I'll assume she only won one since she only has one trophy, which is what we hand out to the only winner in my country), is not necessarily proof that you are good at kicking ass, it's that you can kick ass according to your martial arts school and style. Raw strength combined with a tad bit technique is generally more useful than lack of strength and endless amounts of mental health and concentration.
#9 to #5 - anon id: e36fe615
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You would have done well in Karate, you learn the techniques but there is no "style" to any of them in an actual fighting match. The only reason for the techniques is to gain the muscle memory so your body knows how to deflect incoming attacks. In Karate, the point is not to make it look good, but to make it work. The only thing that matters is if it works or not, no matter how ugly the technique will be in a fight.
User avatar #13 to #4 - bananarchy
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I'm pretty sure fivetail is the person in the photo, and anonymous is the question-asker
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#6 to #4 - comradewinter
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Nevermind what I stated there. I didn't read the start of your comment and thought you disagreed with ffx. My mistake.
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User avatar #79 to #7 - darkvenomx
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This is the unfunny **** spoiled little ***** that watch DisneyChannel see and laugh their ass off..it's ******* stupid
User avatar #165 to #79 - killerliquid
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No sense of humour much?
User avatar #173 to #165 - darkvenomx
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Looks like I found the spoiled little **** that laughs his/her ass off at unfunny ****
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User avatar #81 to #38 - undeadwill
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
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User avatar #151 to #92 - undeadwill
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What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll **** fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now
User avatar #95 to #38 - waffies
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What the waffle did you just waffling say about me, you little waffle? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my waffle in the waffle Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on waffle, and I have over 300 confirmed waffles. I am trained in waffle warfare and I’m the top waffle in the entire US waffle forces. You are nothing to me but just another waffle. I will wipe you the waffle out with precision the likes of which has never been waffled before on this Earth, mark my waffles. You think you can get away with saying that waffle to me over the Internet? Think again, potato. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of waffles across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, waffle. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your waffle. You’re waffling waffled, waffle. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can waffle you in over seven hundred waffles, and that’s just with my bare waffles. Not only am I extensively trained in waffle combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United waffle Marine waffle and I will use it to its full waffle to wipe your miserable waffle off the face of the waffle, you little waffle. If only you could have known what unholy waffle your little “waffle” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your waffling waffle. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the waffle, you waffling-waffled waffle. I will waffle all over you and you will drown in it. You’re waffling a dead waffle kid.
User avatar #159 to #95 - itsmewaffle
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This is my favorite edition of this copypasta by far.
User avatar #194 to #159 - waffies
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enjoy it it suits your name more!
#89 to #38 - kevinator
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#60 to #38 - thadin
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you worthless heretic? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Space Marines, and I've led an incomprehensible number of secret raids against the forces of chaos, and I have over 30 million confirmed purgings. I am trained in armored warfare and I'm the top Grey Knight in all the Space Marine Chapters. You are nothing to me but just another heretic. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this universe, mark my ******* words.
You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Warp? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the galaxy and your powers are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bolter.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Adeptus Mechanicus and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little ****. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot.
User avatar #160 to #60 - EdwardNigma
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You forgot the "I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo."
User avatar #62 to #60 - zarcos
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The grey knights are their own chapter. They are the Order Militant for the Ordo Malleus of the Inquisition. The Deathwatch of the Ordo Xenos however uses the top marines from other chapters.
#103 - lordaurion
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She thinks tournament fights are like street fights and brawls.
#162 to #103 - lazragoon
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Sadly, she could still probably kick most average people's ass. :l \   
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Sadly, she could still probably kick most average people's ass. :l \
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User avatar #180 to #103 - revanthewin
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I'm sure someone who's trained in a martial art could easily kick someone's ass in a street fight. Have you seen some of these people swing a punch? It's actually pretty funny just to watch.
#128 to #103 - ssjlink
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Whether or not that is true, we can probably assume that she would do better in a fight than a random internet user with no proof of fighting experience.
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User avatar #55 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe
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Ok then, looks like shes going on the "Do not rape list"
User avatar #135 to #55 - adrianking
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... That was a girl...?
#54 - samoaspider
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watch out punk! i know kung fu, karate, judo, kendo, taekwondo and a lot of other dangerous-sounding words!
watch out punk! i know kung fu, karate, judo, kendo, taekwondo and a lot of other dangerous-sounding words!
#63 - Schwarzenegger
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A little fight in you. I like that.
#77 to #63 - fooljamable
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#66 to #63 - Mockingjay
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User avatar #10 - damncheese
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I still think i would kick her ass
#19 to #10 - antistar
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#125 - Dap
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I'm a martial arts expert.
#127 to #125 - Dap
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****, she's a MARTIAL ARTS EXPERT!

We're ****** then.
User avatar #171 to #127 - boogihead
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Is that casting for a Gears of War movie or something?

Lol, I kid.
User avatar #154 - bumbie
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>martial arts
>asian
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#50 - zedacedia
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fite me irl ill reck u kid.
#168 to #50 - hanakoikezawa
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ill fck ur sht up f4gg0t