What did you just call me

welp judging by the language skills of fivetails up there im guessing its a little 12 faggot trying to act tough and i think a national award in any martial art is sufficient enough in this case

We have black belts in my Kung Fu-club who have never been in a real fight. They get their belts based on how they utilize their techniques. Meaning, you could get promoted even if you lost a match because you tried something stylish, instead of just ground n' pound them. I've won fights against said black belts, but never got promoted, because I started getting the edge when I lost my composure and just did random hits. Despite what you see in movies, only the absolute masters can resemble Jackie Chan and Jet Li. So winning a national championship (I'll assume she only won one since she only has one trophy, which is what we hand out to the only winner in my country), is not necessarily proof that you are good at kicking ass, it's that you can kick ass according to your martial arts school and style. Raw strength combined with a tad bit technique is generally more useful than lack of strength and endless amounts of mental health and concentration.

Nevermind what I stated there. I didn't read the start of your comment and thought you disagreed with ffx. My mistake.

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This is the unfunny shit spoiled little fucks that watch DisneyChannel see and laugh their ass off..it's fucking stupid

No sense of humour much?

Looks like I found the spoiled little fuck that laughs his/her ass off at unfunny shit

True, yet it'll still give you somewhat of an edge, depending on how focused on sparring your training has been.

The funny thing about competitions is it's all stamina. Whoever gets tired faster loses. The instructors had to keep telling us that a fight shouldn't last even a fraction of the time of a competition sparring match.

Well, it depends on the style. I'd say that if you've been practising kyokushin with a lot of kumite you're more suiting for fighting than someone who's been doing nothing but katas.

I took a kyokushin class for about 6 months and won every fight against every opponent because they don't know how to kick, and I'm a taekwondo practitioner with 8 years experience. It's definitely designed for people who are bigger and can take hits from small guys like me (~150lbs) because anyone who was less than 250 lbs and 6'5" I was able to just keep away with kicks while they got worn down from my strikes, then finish them off when they tried to punch me because they were too tired to block my hand techniques. But the big guys beat me, even the new ones, because they are just bigger and I can only hit so hard and so high. Also not many of these folks had ever been in fights outside of the dojo, which gave me an advantage.

Well, taekwondo isn't exactly the most practical martial art in real fights, and as you should know yourself you're only scratching the surface by training a style for six months.

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While I've not taken classes in Karate, I'm an E4 in Krav Maga and I can say you'll get your ass kicked if you go into a fight with nothing but expected outcomes.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you worthless heretic? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Space Marines, and I've led an incomprehensible number of secret raids against the forces of chaos, and I have over 30 million confirmed purgings. I am trained in armored warfare and I'm the top Grey Knight in all the Space Marine Chapters. You are nothing to me but just another heretic. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this universe, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Warp? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the galaxy and your powers are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bolter.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Adeptus Mechanicus and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot.

You forgot the "I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

The grey knights are their own chapter. They are the Order Militant for the Ordo Malleus of the Inquisition. The Deathwatch of the Ordo Xenos however uses the top marines from other chapters.

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This is my favorite edition of this copypasta by far.

enjoy it it suits your name more!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now

Whether or not that is true, we can probably assume that she would do better in a fight than a random internet user with no proof of fighting experience.

I'm sure someone who's trained in a martial art could easily kick someone's ass in a street fight. Have you seen some of these people swing a punch? It's actually pretty funny just to watch.

Sadly, she could still probably kick most average people's ass. :l \
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... That was a girl...?

ill fck ur sht up f4gg0t

who brings a gun to a knife fight

Indiana fucking Jones, thats who

who brings a gun to a banana fight...

bring a knife to a gun fight
stab them while they laugh

i actually did that in an FPS

some noob was trying to shoot me and kept missing while i cut him over and over

i run a combat knife only class in black ops 2. fun as hell

i think the best knife time i had was i was on BF2, ran up behind someone and stabbed him dead
his teams medic came running up and revived him, so i stabbed him again....

kept going for a couple minutes stat padding like this - stab revive stab revive till the guy ragequit

happen to know what the left one is from too? ^^

thanks!

Im sorry, who won here?

Also the fact that your bones don't break easily and even if they did, they would recover in seconds.

Wolverine won because they hit heads.... and wolverine has steel all over his body.

I don't think this girl has metal-reinforced bones.

Yeah indestructible knives coming out your fucking hands seem like a fair advantage here.

Bruce Lee was 5'0 and no one could touche take him.

Fun Fact: Bruce Lee was 5'7"


(educate yourself)

Fun Fact #2:
people preach how great chuck norris is...but he lost in a fight to Bruce Lee

Bruce Lee died because his power was over 9000

Kinda... But all asians are

For an example her... She's hot as fuck, and she's not shy about it

She'd be much better looking without her weird ass piercing.....

Shut up... It's hot...

We have different opinions then haha... Like yeah this girl is beautiful but I wouldn't want to introduce her to my parents with a piercing like that through her lip.

Ok. If you don't like it, that's fine. You could always take it out though. I think they look good :)

Who is she?

Try doing a TinEye search... I have no idea

HEEEEEELL NAW

Exactly what I thought

Fucking love claymore.

Have you ever seen ITF TKD it's utterly brutal bit more than a physical iq test to be honest with you mate