Random surprising facts

Clinton's Emails: 1. "Monicas, you there?" 2."Mooooonica, wan sum fuk?"

>Sum of numbers on a roulette wheel is 666
>HALF of 666 is 333
>Three "3's"
>Half Life 3 confirmed

Wow imagine speaking 32 languages, most people on facebook don't even speak 1!

I'm glad Ian McKellen got the part for Gandalf. He's just spot on.

Miles of fucking sand in every direction and you manage to hit the ONE fucking thing that isn't sand...

good thing Bon Jovi has his music. if his only source of income was that restaurant he'd be livin' on a prayer

"You schall not pash!"

Clinton's e-mails:

"DTF?"

"Don't tell anyone, k?"

Would have been an epic Gandalf. Photoshop skills are off the chart

A poem for me? I'd die to hear that.

Bro, Stalin didn't like anyone. He was paranoid as shit.

EFW

(Elephants face when...)

just got back from grand central station guys how do i look?

Bill Clintons two emails:

1) "Ey bby want sum fuk?"

2) "Honey its not what it looks like, come back."

I guess that if Bon Jovie had that restaurant as his only income,

he'd be livin on a prayer.

"humans usually imitate the speech of someone with a strong accent"
>Be me
>Enter shop
>Buy some shit
>Go to counter, Shop owner is a Pakistani
>He says thank you in his accent
>I respond "No problem thank you" in a Pakistani accent accidentally
>Ohshit.Divx
>Shop owner pulls out a baseball bat
>"Are you taking the piss out of me you fucking prick?"
>I run for the door
>He puts the baseball bat in front of the door in a way that his arm is fully extended and i can easily grab it
>I steal it and threaten to hit him if he doesn't get out the way
>He moves i get a free baseball bat
MFW