Humpty Dumpty. .. he was a cannon he had a great f
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User avatar #3 - jaevel ONLINE (02/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Is'nt his full name Humpty Alexander Dumpty?
#6 to #3 - basilbrush (02/11/2013) [-]
Humpty Aleggsander Dumpty*
User avatar #9 - ChromedDragon ONLINE (02/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
he was a cannon
#1 - beamersmack **User deleted account** (02/11/2013) [-]
#27 - toastableduckling (02/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
They also never say Harry Potter isn't a seagull.
#17 - oversoul (02/11/2013) [-]
in fact, it should be a cannon
User avatar #2 - buya (02/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i think it was originally a cannon...
User avatar #25 - snakefire (02/12/2013) [-]
He was a cannon
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#15 - amarazengiku (02/11/2013) [-]
Still this will follow you forever.
Still this will follow you forever.
User avatar #8 - anomaisies (02/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What if humpty dumpty sat on a wall and jumped hoping to kill himself, but then the kings men got him back to a hospital with a few broken bones and a concussion that caused him to go mentally retarded and when they say they couldn't put him back together they mean that his mental state was so damaged that he was unable to recover 100% therefore being broken and not having all the pieces in his mind connecting like a normal human.
User avatar #18 - callmesenpai (02/11/2013) [-]
WELL, if my memory serves, Humpty Dumpty was first mentioned in Through The Looking Glass, where he was indeed described as an egg.
#26 - akanabis (02/12/2013) [-]
Humpty dumpty was a cannon in the English Revolution.
#21 - thisnameisnowtaken (02/11/2013) [-]
there are two theory the cannon which is most popular and a bridge.
The bridge was a portable bridge that would allow an army to cross a river without using the main bridge. This was needed because the main bridge was fortified by the enemy.
This being said the bridge had a wonky wheel hence the humpty dump.
When the bridge sat on the other side of the river it fell, and the army couldn't put it together again.
User avatar #19 - churrundo (02/11/2013) [-]
That's because it was originally a riddle. It became so popular that everyone already knew it was an egg, and forgot they were supposed to guess...
User avatar #16 - darkvengence (02/11/2013) [-]

Explains the Humpty Dumpty poem/nursery rhyme
User avatar #14 - sweetellie (02/11/2013) [-] "How's the baby?" "He's an egg. He's just an egg.."
#4 - Absolute Madman (02/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
These drawers confuse me. They look so pretty in the drawings, but.. nope.
#28 - Absolute Madman (02/12/2013) [-]
#24 - Absolute Madman (02/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I've said this since I was about 4, nobody listened.
User avatar #22 - codyxvasco (02/11/2013) [-]
So....he was bacon?
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