I am the shit

I've seen this gif hundreds of times, and only now I realised that he doesn't even draw the bowstring...

I think he did, actually. It's just really hard to see. Look closely. What the hell is this from, anyways?

You're right, he has several bowstrings and he does draw one, but it's really really hard to see indeed.
And all I know is that this is Weird Al Yankovic. Google should help you more.

Why I want a knife

Hes a close second to archer sterling

*OPINION* Avatar was by far my favorite movie of all time

I enjoyed the movie, but then I realized it was just Pocahontas in space.

Still a good movie, but that sort of lessened the experience for me.

...where'd he go!? ...where'd he go!? ...where'd he go!? ...

No

>better
>mortal
>wut?

Modern crossbows are pretty fun. I got one as a gift back when I broke my arm near deer season since I couldn't effectively draw my bow with the cast. Sadly in my state, I could only hunt with the crossbow during Bow season when I had the cast because it requires medical reason to hunt with.

So now I use it to turn fruit into pin cushions when my friends come over to shoot. Don't listen to the Browny guy, a modern crossbow has a pretty simple draw system compared to older style ones. Though I would love to have a tradional windless medieval crossbow that were primarily used between 1000-1300.

and plus, it's only a few steps away from one of these bad boys

What is that from?


P.S. Dammit, I typed windless instead of windlass on crossbow.

monster hunter

it's a bowgun


don't try to think about it too hard

Eh, still not as strange as sword chucks.

Didn't realize the first monster hunter game was that old, never really got into the franchise when I was younger.

well you got to put a TON of time into it, so it's not for everyone

Oh I have no problem putting time into games, just did not own a playstation growing up so until they started releasing them on Wii I had no access to them.

I've been planning on getting the new one that is coming out for Wii U though.

Just brought a crossbow not that long ago, they are tiring and slow, they also bounce off wooded planks and almost go through your eye.

Trust me, that doesn't work... I tried.

^this guy!

wish i knew this, looks as awesome as FOTNS. can anyone help? (gif anime, but otherwise unrelated)

FUCK.
OH FUCK YES.
YES.
BEST MIAZAKI MOVIE.

Haha, everyone's loving this, and, they don't even get to see the bits where he shoots peoples heads and arms off with demonic strength at one point!

Fucking brutal.

What is this from?

It's definetely from a Ghibli movie. I'm not sure, but maybe from Princess Nausicäe

Ahh, okay.
Just noticed I wrote Nausicaä wrong btw.

sauce? looks pretty op

Reminiscing this and that and having such a good time, Ooh da lahly Ooh da lahly Golly what a day.

Never ever thinking there was danger in the water
They were drinking, they just guzzled it down.

Never thinking that a scheming sheriff and his posse were a-watching and a-gathering around.

THAT GAME.

....

nyaht

They stole my sweetrolls...

I'm all the sweetrolls you need sweetheart.

Whats the matter? Someone steal your sweet roll?

don't you mean oblivian?

A film called we need to talk about Kevin
It's pretty fucked up, gif related

Please tell me the dialog of this.

I like how I'm the only one who gets that reference

are you sure? a site of thousands of users and only you,captainfuckitall, gets a reference