Long pig

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Her mother was a cow.

everthing was fine until the vegan nation attacked

Yeah well
I feel the need to type this down.
spare me
So a month ago I finally decided to go vegetarian. I lost interest for meat three months ago and it grew less and less attractive to me. Plus another side reason (*cough* a girl *cough*) I decided to not eat meat anymore. I still eat fish and such, just no meat like steak and such anymore. I was always more the tuna pizza fan, however. I won't be a cunt, because I know how fricking amazing meat can be. I know that there are many cuntish vegetarians out there. But it's still a personal descision they made. I overall don't regret it. Sure, I get called fag at work at times now, but that wasn't different before anyways. We...You shouldn't flame so much on vegetarians and vegans. I can understand them now.
Except they are cunts.
Then kick them in the face and call them bitchfaced phaggots.
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Everytime I see a veg post I remember that episode of FMA where Alphonse and Edward had, as kids, to acctually kill animals (rabbits and fish) in order to eat something or they would starve by only eating berries and some shit (literally).


RFW

The Zambizi tribesman called it "Long pig."

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The locals called it long pig, never much cared for it...

Title and description.

Was that a Supernatural reference, or something else?

Becoming a vegetarian was the the worst mistake of my life so far.

As soon as I read that, I immediately thought of Anthony Jeselnik.

She sounds like she needs some dick.

I personally don't have any problems with vegans or vegetarians in general .I just have or I should say had this one friend who decided to become vegan and some how from that day forward he became the smuggest fuck ever. which I was fine with for a while but then one day he want's to hang out and we stop at a place for dinner and I get a chicken salad and he starts calling me names and implying I am some kind of monster for eating meat. once or twice a week. implying that I should have been slaughtered instead of the poor chicken because I'm the real animal blah blah blah...and vegans are superior to meat eating savages blah blah. so I just got up and left and I haven't talked to his since.

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