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British problems

British problems. put together for you by Lusir. Not quite catching someoene' s name, meaning you can never speak to them again Realising ecru' entered the wron

put together for you by Lusir

Not quite catching someoene' s name,
meaning you can never speak to them again
Realising ecru' entered the wrong shop and
having to pretend to look around for a bit
Being incapable of placing your items on the
senater in a newsagents' s shop without
saying "just these please"
Going in a pub to use the lee and pretending
to look for a friend all the way into the toilet
Worrying youll be suspected a thief if exiting
a shop without making a purchase
Saying we' re pleased with your haircut
despite the deep inner sadness it' s causing
i. r. intime.
Deeming it necessary do a little jog over
zebra crossings, while throwing in an
apologetic mini wave
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The shew of tasting Earl Grey when you
expected otherwise
viii 1* I Follow
Attempting to deal with a by
staring fiercely at the batik of their head
viii A, I Follow
Resigning yourself to an unusual and
arduous train route, rather than risk sharing
your commute with a colleague
viii A, I Follow
Writing a terribly modest CV, for fear of
appearing boastful
viii A, I Follow
Being unable to eat crisps at your desk
without worrying that your mouth sounds
like a building site
viii -In I Follow
Never wanting m use an exclamation mark
yet worrying youll cemo acre's as miserable
without ene
A, I Follow
Hoping your friend finishes their story
yen don' t have to miss yew bus step
viii A, I Follow
in a sandwich shop and allowing a
distressingly odd combination of fillings to
happen
viii A, I Follow
1. 33 Ewe
Allowing your bladder to explode rather than
wake a fellow plane passenger
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User avatar #7 - KayRed (02/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
These problems are universal in the first world, not exclusive to England. Change "zebra crossings" to cross walk, and "earl grey" to "big gulp coke", and it becomes american.
#50 - Rellikthebrit (02/11/2013) [-]
This is so true it is unreal. haha
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User avatar #15 - themasterdebater (02/11/2013) [-]
inb4 six-a-bong
#111 - polymerisation (02/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#86 - ihateaccountnames ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
Good to know that all of us share a common nature!
Good to know that all of us share a common nature!
#121 - milthyfoustache (02/11/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Apart from if you're a Northerner like me then you just drink Bovril by the gallon and headbutt people.
User avatar #116 - thebritishguy (02/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I remember once I stood on someone's foot and they said "sorry"
User avatar #119 to #116 - kolpster (02/11/2013) [-]
Every time I stand on someone's foot they say sorry...


England
#102 - racrox (02/11/2013) [-]
Canadian and I do nearly ALL these things, especially the mini-wave one, every goddamn time...

pic is only canadian pic I have
#146 - peggscott (02/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I spent over 3 months abroad last year, mostly in America. The looks I got of my friends upon my return to Scotland when ever I called the off license the "liquor store" made me feel some what abused and molested...
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#117 - leredspy ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
This is so incredibly true. I'm British and have never been abroad, and for some reason thought everyone was like this!
#6 - grahamorange (02/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
those are the epitome of a Canadian's problems, plus the fear of saying sorry to someone at the same time as they do when you accidentally bump into them
User avatar #33 - idunnolol ONLINE (02/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Pouring too much milk into the tea.
User avatar #127 - twilightyagami ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
makes me feel ambivalent to be British
#76 - nithorry (02/11/2013) [-]
This really does depict us British people
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