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Eating is sooooo Metal
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eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash
and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it
into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and
transform it in wow
That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.
and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it
into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and
transform it in wow
That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.
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People say "I'm going to sleep now" as if it were nothing. But it's a really bizarre activity. "For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I'm going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. When the sun returns, I will resume my life".
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robertelee (02/10/2013) [+]
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and if you shove food up up your ass you can shit out your mouth
and if you shove food up up your ass you can shit out your mouth
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lymphoma (02/11/2013) [-]
Just like Christmas. I mean, you kill a tree, place its' rotting corpse in the middle of your living room for everyone to see and, just to add insult to injudy, desecrate its' lifeless body by decorating it with lights and balls. That's pretty fucking metal.
you know what else is metal? sausages. sausages are the ground up meat and fat of animals and that meat is so ground up that its like a thick paste and to add insult to injury, we rap the animals mince meat in its own intestine which we then freeze, cook and proceed to eat it.