Eating is sooooo Metal. This is a description. eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and transform it in wow That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.
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Eating is sooooo Metal

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eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash
and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it
into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and
transform it in wow
That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.
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User avatar #17 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (02/11/2013) [+] (18 replies)
People say "I'm going to sleep now" as if it were nothing. But it's a really bizarre activity. "For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I'm going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. When the sun returns, I will resume my life".
#7 - originalrider (02/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#1 - robertelee (02/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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and if you shove food up up your ass you can shit out your mouth
#16 - masterofanon (02/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#53 - hokeymon (02/11/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I read it as "destory it with 32 protuding boners and then a meat tentacle pushes it"

Japan WTF have you done with me!
#54 - lymphoma (02/11/2013) [-]
Just like Christmas. I mean, you kill a tree, place its' rotting corpse in the middle of your living room for everyone to see and, just to add insult to injudy, desecrate its' lifeless body by decorating it with lights and balls. That's pretty fucking metal.
Just like Christmas. I mean, you kill a tree, place its' rotting corpse in the middle of your living room for everyone to see and, just to add insult to injudy, desecrate its' lifeless body by decorating it with lights and balls. That's pretty fucking metal.
#39 - herbolifee (02/11/2013) [-]
MFW I'm having dinner from now on
#41 - felixjarl (02/11/2013) [-]
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#4 - tankthejackaltwo (02/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#50 - zenodc (02/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
metal, you say?
#46 - tiredandhungry (02/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
it might also turn you into a zombie
it might also turn you into a zombie
#55 to #46 - erethilful (02/11/2013) [-]
Unless you already a zombie
#2 - dstone (02/11/2013) [-]
#79 - wolfdogone (02/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #30 - splendiddust ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
you know what else is metal? sausages. sausages are the ground up meat and fat of animals and that meat is so ground up that its like a thick paste and to add insult to injury, we rap the animals mince meat in its own intestine which we then freeze, cook and proceed to eat it.
#83 - jayblue (02/11/2013) [-]
I'll just leave this here.
I'll just leave this here.
#13 - drpoptart (02/11/2013) [-]
every things exiting when you put it in the right perspective
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