Oh, Rasputin. Got the idea after reading about him in history.. TIE]. Actually, he didn't. The veracit of that story is questionable, but if it is to believed, when his body was found, it was a short distance away from the river,  Oh Rasputin Got the idea after reading about him in history TIE] Actually he didn't The veracit of that story is questionable but if it to believed when his body was found a short distance away from river
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User avatar #5 - Alchemyst
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Actually, he didn't. The veracit of that story is questionable, but if it is to believed, when his body was found, it was a short distance away from the river, as he had managed to get an arm free and drag himself out.

The autopsy showed that he then died of hypothermia from being wet in a russian winter.
User avatar #7 to #5 - itwasntnsfw
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I was just going to say he died next to the river not in it. Good job.
User avatar #115 to #5 - captainrattrap
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Rasputin was truly the hardest mother ****** alive. Shut yo **** up 50 cent.
User avatar #44 to #5 - lucianakira
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******* Russian winters.
User avatar #10 - rajand
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What is also funny is when they cremated him, they forgot to cut the tendons beforehand. This meant they shrank when they were heated causing the body to jerk from a lying position to him sitting upright. It freaked the **** out of everybody watching.
#176 to #10 - bighairyfart
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rasputins face when
#183 to #10 - onceapiece
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But, things expand in heat and shrink in cold...
User avatar #12 to #10 - BerryLicious
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You just made my day.
User avatar #15 - rasputinsbeard
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I survived.
#19 to #15 - givemecoke
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the beard who lived, come to die.
#24 to #19 - rasputinsbeard
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#27 to #24 - givemecoke
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You're a loony.
User avatar #28 to #27 - rasputinsbeard
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No, I'm a beard.
#31 to #28 - givemecoke
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and I'm on a horse.
#53 to #31 - leebobo
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#21 to #19 - rasputinsbeard
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#78 - melwach
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Clubbed into submission?
Clubbed into submission?
#93 - crazyolitis
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Killers' FW he didn't even die after being poisoned, shot and stabbed.
#94 to #93 - anon id: 747edb5f
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someone needs to rethink their carrier choice.
User avatar #113 - lijda
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Rasputin's legend actually goes even farther. Some time after he died, some workers from Saint Petersburg went to his grave and dug him up to be cremated. As his body burned, he sat up and everyone around **** their pants.

This was because the fire caused his tendons to shrink which forced the legs and body to bend. This made it look like he was sitting up.
User avatar #116 to #113 - royalwerewolf
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holy ****
#39 - alawabidingcitizen
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What happened was this:
Rasputin was invited to a dinner party by Prince Felix Yusupov where he was going to be poisoned.
The poison (CYANIDE) didn't work, despite it being laced into his wine and the food he had eaten.
The people trying to kill him realized this, shot him in the chest, and left.
One of the killers forgot something in the room where they had left Rasputin (a hat or coat or something) and went back to retrieve it.
When they got back to the room they found Rasputin (still ALIVE) and shot him again.
THE ************ WAS STILL ALIVE.
So they beat him into unconsciousness, MAY HAVE cut off his penis, bound him, rolled up his body in a carpet, and threw Rasputin into the Neva river.
He actually survived long enough to free himself from his bindings and the carpet, but died shortly afterward.
When his body was found three days later, the autopsy revealed the cause of his death to be drowning.
User avatar #41 to #39 - specialspike
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its a lie he was beaten to dead
#68 to #39 - meisnotifu
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#54 to #39 - cameronxyz
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Not to mention that the amount of Cyanide ingested into his body was enough to kill four people.
User avatar #14 - Javascap
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Lit on fire. Sits up.
User avatar #52 - HardyUndertook
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now if i'm not mistaken he was thrown into a river tied up and chained.....then froze to death as he made it atleast 100 yards past the river bank...naked.....during winter....in Russia
User avatar #55 to #52 - brothergrimm
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from what i understand he was also unconscious when he was thrown in the river which was the only reason he drowned. evil never dies easily
User avatar #57 to #55 - HardyUndertook
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idk...i was told these things so i'm not positive i through those out there to see if anyone knew so thanx for the heads up
User avatar #56 to #52 - omfgitsstsix
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They never actually recovered his body.

Knowing that indestructible sonofabitch, he could still be out there somewhere. Feasting on bears that he killed with his own two hands. Waiting for his chance.
#87 to #56 - appleyjack **User deleted account**
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#161 to #56 - anon id: ebffb2fb
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grade a ******** right here
#29 - anon id: 0ebab4ab
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...wouldn't drowning be the desired effect of being clubbed and thrown in a river?
User avatar #32 to #29 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account**
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It's the fact he drowned AFTER being stabbed, poisoned, and shot four times.
#163 to #32 - anon id: ebffb2fb
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Then he did an absolute **** job of emphasizing that point
That like saying delivering the punchline of a knock knock joke after "who's there"