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Does this mean that the guy lost his virginity before the age of thirty and wasnt allowed to become a wizard?

big yes for misha!

:I do i win?

wat

waht

k

._. its a good thing I'm a girl.

or for my second folder:

I need to reorganize my reaction folder...

I'm sorry

Huh...

wut

14th pic. i am not so sure what to think about this

Well, this is... Good, right?

This can't be good..

I have several reaction folders, WHICH ONE DO I PICK.

..............

HA!

This is officially the cutest gif I've ever seen.

Wat?

Dammit

...damn...

Didn't know this was a girl. She is really trying to get out of there, [or into?].

well than.

um

Well then.

she wants my gears

uhhh

I am a girl..

Hmmmmm.....this could have a few different meanings, now, couldn't it.....

Good?

...guess I'm not popular, then.

....uh.... Guys.....high wizard?

I preferred the shop that basically paid you to break shit

HYURK, right in the nostalgia

Pretty cool I must say

Maybe he thought she needed to know right away, but there is nothing for her to say to him.

You asswipe.

I thought I accidentally highlighted that picture.

I was sitting here for five minutes trying to un-highlight it.

Only 2,600,000 soldiers? Those cowards need a reminder that the Emperor protect! Commissar! Prepare immediate disciplinary executions and remind them that The Emperor Protects!

At once governor militant!

One more thing, I hear the hospitals are filling up because of the gravely injured troopers. Have all wounded soldiers in the Emergency Wards shot, waste of space. And if the medical staff tries to stop you, brand them as Heretics for stopping The Emperors Work and arrange for them to be burned by the stake. The plebs grow angry, hopefully after this we can encourage some desperate young men for the fight.

See to it immediately and you may have the rest of the day off.

My only pleasure is to serve the emperium and the emperor, by your command they shall all be routed out.

You look nervous, is there something on your mind? Speak freely.

There have been recent reports of the marauding orks nearby beginning to utilize new strategies.

These reports have troubled me deeply as several squads have been tricked by their forgery. Until now i have been unable to root out the infestation as our current troops have been busy.

Then burn the forest, use Quake Shells on local mountains, point is:

Destroy everything that is outside our vicinity. I care not if some people has not made it yet. The Emperor Protects all those worthy. Now, go make me a new landscape for me to enjoy tomorrow.

Then it shall be so.


MEN! Fire at the target position, i want every single tree destroyed and if you spot anything moving make sure to place your next shell on its location!

"The next day"

*yaaawn* Oh my, Commissar! Fantastic work! The Emperor, in His Holy Grace, has allowed us to win! Casualty report?

The commissar was killed during a ambush, it appears that the enemy xenos had removed form their position while the 3 segment had moved in there unaware of the planed artillery strikes, the casualties number up to 300,000 including a entire basilisk force.

The Emperor doesn't protect fools, get me a new commissar and cancel any further orders to track the orcs, they may be idiots but they are still annoying idiots. The enemy will try to lure us out, dig in, signal the navy to start bombing the vicinity. I want scorched land as far as the eye can see.

You damn heretics don't even know how to dance.