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#7 - haloforlife (02/10/2013) [-]
Long story so don't bother if you don't want to and thumb ether way; i don't really care:
>Be me
>Never really talk to a girl before
>My friend introduces me to this girl 7/10
>Start to like her
>My friend starts talking to her as well a few months after, i don't really care because he was gay no threat to me
>Get to Christmas 2012 Seriously like this girl
>She starts becoming weird around me not talking to me much being nervous (or so i think)
>She tells me she likes someone (She tells me everything and i mean everything)
>She starts talking to me about relationships and how you know if you like someone
>(Me being quite fat and having quite bad Gynecomastia (google it) so women didn't really findme attractive)
>Able to get out of her that i see that i see this guy everyday and i'm close to him but won't tell me who it is ************* .jpg
>Me and her keep talking (she's still shy as **** to me in real life)
>Get to valentines day thought i'd go all cliché on her and tell her i like her that day
>We're talking with a group of 10 friends she say she needs to talk to me in private about something important
>Makes me swear on my life i won't say anything thisisit.gif
>I say ''can i tell you something quick'' (thought i'd better make the first move)
>Tell her I like her and that i think about her all the time et cetera
>She looks down at the ground very sad I say ''what's wrong'' ?
>She tells me she likes _____________ (my best friend)
>I say ''but __________ he's gay ?''
>She tells me he told her he wasn't it was just an act and that he likes her
>She asks me what she should do I tell her to go out with him it will make you happy and smile at her then walk away crying (faggy i know but it's weird)
>MFW they've been going out for almost a year and i still think of what would have been
#33 to #7 - bobmanpersonguy (02/10/2013) [-]
Christmas 2012 wasn't even two months ago, so it hasn't been close to a year.
User avatar #34 to #33 - haloforlife (02/10/2013) [-]
I meant it as Get to Christmas, then in the new year as 2012 so Jan 2012, i was running out of words so i shortened parts down
User avatar #32 to #7 - steelcrasher (02/10/2013) [-]
Just hold in...Someday you'll get a girl that will like you, just don't go completely for looks. Averages are the best, they are usually smart and nice.
User avatar #30 to #7 - haaaxderp (02/10/2013) [-]
beat him to death with a shovel
#28 to #7 - oceanfrank ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
It's not even the fact that you lost love in the story, it's the fact that you get man titties and cant help it that makes me sad. I'm really sorry
It's not even the fact that you lost love in the story, it's the fact that you get man titties and cant help it that makes me sad. I'm really sorry
User avatar #26 to #7 - WheresMyAccount (02/10/2013) [-]
your "friend" is a cocksucking ************ , don't give up fattie
User avatar #25 to #7 - axtinguisher (02/10/2013) [-]
You. Me. Manly hug. Now.
User avatar #18 to #7 - proxytoxic (02/10/2013) [-]
Your friend's a little bitch, no joke. I don't even know why I'm getting worked up over this. He's not gay, just a faggot.
#16 to #7 - stgfilitov (02/10/2013) [-]
I'm heartless.
I'm heartless.
#11 to #7 - ragingflamingos (02/10/2013) [-]
Why would he pretend to be gay?
User avatar #15 to #11 - haloforlife (02/10/2013) [-]
Because no one liked him, he was no body so he pulled the whole gay thing off so that people would give him attention.
#10 to #7 - abaraxus (02/10/2013) [-]
Shhh, shh....there there. It'll be ok, friend. It'll be ok
User avatar #8 to #7 - notsureifanon (02/10/2013) [-]
Your friend's a dick.
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