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#7 - haloforlife (02/10/2013) [-]
Long story so don't bother if you don't want to and thumb ether way; i don't really care:
>Be me
>Never really talk to a girl before
>My friend introduces me to this girl 7/10
>Start to like her
>My friend starts talking to her as well a few months after, i don't really care because he was gay no threat to me
>Get to Christmas 2012 Seriously like this girl
>She starts becoming weird around me not talking to me much being nervous (or so i think)
>She tells me she likes someone (She tells me everything and i mean everything)
>She starts talking to me about relationships and how you know if you like someone
>(Me being quite fat and having quite bad Gynecomastia (google it) so women didn't really findme attractive)
>Able to get out of her that i see that i see this guy everyday and i'm close to him but won't tell me who it is ************* .jpg
>Me and her keep talking (she's still shy as **** to me in real life)
>Get to valentines day thought i'd go all cliché on her and tell her i like her that day
>We're talking with a group of 10 friends she say she needs to talk to me in private about something important
>Makes me swear on my life i won't say anything thisisit.gif
>I say ''can i tell you something quick'' (thought i'd better make the first move)
>Tell her I like her and that i think about her all the time et cetera
>She looks down at the ground very sad I say ''what's wrong'' ?
>She tells me she likes _____________ (my best friend)
>I say ''but __________ he's gay ?''
>She tells me he told her he wasn't it was just an act and that he likes her
>She asks me what she should do I tell her to go out with him it will make you happy and smile at her then walk away crying (faggy i know but it's weird)
>MFW they've been going out for almost a year and i still think of what would have been
#33 to #7 - bobmanpersonguy (02/10/2013) [-]
Christmas 2012 wasn't even two months ago, so it hasn't been close to a year.
User avatar #34 to #33 - haloforlife (02/10/2013) [-]
I meant it as Get to Christmas, then in the new year as 2012 so Jan 2012, i was running out of words so i shortened parts down
User avatar #32 to #7 - steelcrasher (02/10/2013) [-]
Just hold in...Someday you'll get a girl that will like you, just don't go completely for looks. Averages are the best, they are usually smart and nice.
User avatar #30 to #7 - haaaxderp (02/10/2013) [-]
beat him to death with a shovel
#28 to #7 - oceanfrank ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
It's not even the fact that you lost love in the story, it's the fact that you get man 						*******					 and cant help it that makes me sad. I'm really sorry
It's not even the fact that you lost love in the story, it's the fact that you get man ******* and cant help it that makes me sad. I'm really sorry
User avatar #26 to #7 - WheresMyAccount (02/10/2013) [-]
your "friend" is a *********** ************ , don't give up fattie
User avatar #25 to #7 - axtinguisher (02/10/2013) [-]
You. Me. Manly hug. Now.
User avatar #18 to #7 - proxytoxic (02/10/2013) [-]
Your friend's a little bitch, no joke. I don't even know why I'm getting worked up over this. He's not gay, just a ****** .
#16 to #7 - stgfilitov (02/10/2013) [-]
I'm heartless.
I'm heartless.
#11 to #7 - ragingflamingos (02/10/2013) [-]
Why would he pretend to be gay?
User avatar #15 to #11 - haloforlife (02/10/2013) [-]
Because no one liked him, he was no body so he pulled the whole gay thing off so that people would give him attention.
#10 to #7 - abaraxus (02/10/2013) [-]
Shhh, shh....there there. It'll be ok, friend. It'll be ok
User avatar #8 to #7 - notsureifanon (02/10/2013) [-]
Your friend's a dick.
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