I don't even... There are no tags.. They can leap 36 feet As in leap forward 36 feet They don' trump 36 feet into the fucking sky do we know how terrifying that I don't even There are no tags They can leap 36 feet As in forward don' trump into the fucking sky do we know how terrifying that
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I don't even... There are no tags.. They can leap 36 feet As in leap forward 36 feet They don' trump 36 feet into the fucking sky do we know how terrifying that

There are no tags.

They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don' trump 36 feet into the fucking sky do we know how terrifying that
would be the human race woulda' t have survived because we' d have all had
heart attacks while still in Africa
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#7 - vladhellsing
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This is going to be epic.
User avatar #130 to #7 - kratosalza
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I know I'm going to come off as a newfag and all but where is that guy holding the bat from? I see him way too often and now I'm just extremely curious.
#146 to #130 - Ryansixsixsix
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This was my contribution to the bandwagon.
#134 to #130 - vladhellsing
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Gas Mask Goliath, the hero that Gotham deserves.
User avatar #138 to #134 - kratosalza
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alright, thanks.
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#90 to #80 - vladhellsing
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User avatar #115 to #90 - alucardhellsing
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That username
#137 to #115 - vladhellsing
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Well... this is awkward.
User avatar #149 to #137 - alucardhellsing
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You are so lucky I don't have my reaction folder with me
#150 to #149 - vladhellsing
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Battle of the Alucards?
#153 to #150 - alucardhellsing
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... only if you want to
#147 to #90 - RipperMan
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#94 to #80 - mjrose
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No don't worry, its just Chuck Testa!
#116 to #94 - xmasterchefx
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#56 - cptneckbeard
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No, but they can fall 100ft
No, but they can fall 100ft
#113 to #56 - auesis
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#129 to #56 - hattaz
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#66 to #56 - mulehouse
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Why do you do this?
Why do you do this?
#78 to #56 - anon id: 7d2a67b9
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i feel NOTHING!
#154 to #56 - seyren
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#104 to #56 - hajilesnikle
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#83 to #56 - bleebloo
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#64 to #56 - awesomesauce
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#81 to #56 - brothergrimm
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User avatar #61 to #56 - kanatana
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It wasn't the fall that killed Mufasa. It was the sudden stop.

And the herd of wildebeest was a tiny factor, too.
User avatar #91 to #61 - Mr Ronok
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the fall didnt kill him at all. i seem to remember him running his ass off tryin to get to simba. the wildebeest were the only thing that killed him
#123 to #91 - wudup
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That was before the fall. After he got Simba to safety, he got overcome by the stampede - he then leaped out onto the cliff face, where Scar had his little moment and tossed Mufasa back in. Then he died.
User avatar #141 to #123 - Mr Ronok
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ah ****, thats right. been a while since i saw the lion king :(
#65 to #56 - comanderspy
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you make my childhood cry...
you make my childhood cry...
#74 to #56 - HarvietheDinkle
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#89 to #56 - kibi
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You monster.
You monster.
#100 to #89 - anon id: e8f42819
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Im getting fed up of seeing that kids face, who the **** is he?
User avatar #105 to #100 - noctex **User deleted account**
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That's JonTron.
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#67 to #56 - dengekisushi
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#143 to #56 - ponymeat
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Mother ******.
Mother ******.
#79 to #56 - ricaboo
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You can't just go about posting stuff like that
User avatar #97 to #56 - rmdx
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You ************
User avatar #60 to #56 - OsamaBinLadenz
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Those ************* can also talk.
inb4 "Long live the king."
User avatar #125 to #60 - imherenowtoo
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"Long Live The King"
User avatar #95 to #56 - neptuneport
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I watched that movie alone the other day. Even at 18 that movie still makes me cry like I was 6
User avatar #106 to #95 - pepemex
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Yes, it was very sad when the man stopped drawing the lion.
#92 to #56 - swooshbear
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#58 to #56 - undyingumbrage
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*can't
#72 to #56 - thehornedking
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#63 to #56 - laspussy
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And cry at 2 feet
And cry at 2 feet
#20 - personone
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#87 to #77 - mmajunkie
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Are you begging for thumbs?
#151 to #87 - personone
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I FIXED IT
#101 to #77 - harbingerwolf
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Who the **** begs for thumbs when they get near 100?
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User avatar #44 to #20 - matriculator
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Snoop
User avatar #38 to #20 - seventhseeker
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dont trust him, he is lion
#43 to #38 - arnoldbusk
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User avatar #11 - asasqw
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I'm a jump 36 feet and break all my legs when I land
#12 to #11 - RequieminMortis
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Also relevant since cats can fall 36 feet without injury.
User avatar #39 to #11 - jessieqwertyu
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all your legs?
#15 to #11 - tonkkax
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If you were able to jump 36 feet, your feet would be strong enough to withstand the impact going down.
#28 to #15 - conri
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Not just your feet. Your entire body would have to be able to take the impact too. Say it was just your legs. The rest of you, following inertia and physics, would not have the strength to stop its momentum. Your pelvis would be snapped in half, organs spilling out of your gooch because the force turned them into projectiles and they punched through, your ribs would act like an accordion, spine would telescope, and your head would be somewhere in your chest cavity
#42 to #28 - anon id: 9e3828f7
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get back in your locker NERD!!
User avatar #40 to #28 - tonkkax
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Well, if the body can withstand the ability to jump into air, it should be able to land down too. The same effect when you jump happens when you fall down - your legs are pressed against the rest of your body. You would know not to throw a jump like that before you even lifted up in the air.
User avatar #41 to #40 - conri
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Depending on the direction of pull/push for your muscles, you could jump insanely high, but landing would be a different matter
#26 to #15 - kingpongthedon
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Not necessarily, the force applied for the jump will be distributed over a longer period of time than the landing. Think of it like throwing an egg up into the air. While the egg will have the same energy when it leaves your hand as when it hits the ground, you know it will shatter on the ground and not while it's in your hand.
User avatar #30 to #26 - daniboi
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Not if you apply the same force just in the opposite order. Then it will be exactly the same motion and pressure at the same body pose.
#31 to #30 - kingpongthedon
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You can't do that though, that's the problem. When you come down, you come to a stop much faster than it takes you to jump. Also, there are issues with muscle tension and it's ability to distribute forces while in different states (when jumping vs when landing). So not just would it shatter your bones, but it'd tear your tendons and ligaments as well.
#73 to #31 - anon id: 5279ab5d
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you're forgetting that the time it takes you to jump would have to be really ******* short if you want to have the velocity to make it up to 36 feet. In both jumping and landing, you have to accelerate the same amount, in the same distance (leg bending etc.). So the forces could theoretically be identical
User avatar #62 to #15 - bothemastaofall
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You are wrong
User avatar #114 to #62 - tonkkax
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If you keep jumping up and down until you can jump 36 feet, the bones in your body will reinforce each jump. If you kick an iron pole, next time you kick it, it won't hurt as much. This is because whenever your muscles/bones get minor wounds in them they rebuild into stronger and stronger version of their older selves.
User avatar #145 to #114 - bothemastaofall
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>humans can jump 36 ft in the air
Your bones may get tougher, but your organs don't. Also, you would require more muscle to jump that high, which is more mass. It's not even possible for a human to jump 36 feet in the air without help of a machine.
#19 to #15 - gisuar
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but your back wouldn't
User avatar #21 to #19 - itrooztrooperdown
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If you were to be capable to jump 36 feet up from idle, you would be capable to land, since you need to witsand the force you would develop to jump in the frist place... All of your body would be designed to do so.
#32 to #21 - kingpongthedon
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But you have to keep in mind that the jump occurs over a much longer time than the stop. The power developed while landing may be orders of magnitude greater than that developed by jumping. Though the work done in each state is the same, the force needed to stop is significantly higher. It's the maximum force applied that breaks bones, not the work done at either state.
User avatar #35 to #32 - itrooztrooperdown
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I don't quite get your point... but I think you are suggesting that you would have to train in order to land properly (like the parkour guys do) so when you land you gradually dissipate the force of the landing hit... probably you're right.
#136 to #35 - tonkkax
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mfw i turned this place into Sciencejunk.
User avatar #18 to #15 - edsabbath
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Yeah, I'd think that if one was to withstand the force of a 36 foot vertical jump, they'd sure as hell be able to land it. I'm not certain, but I'm fairly sure that the force going up would be more than the force coming down. I guess that depends on weight, perhaps...
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#98 to #88 - beefking
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**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #3075013 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** NOO!!!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!
#99 to #98 - felixjarl
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If you do think about it, the lion king is actually filled with debauchery of various sorts.
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#131 to #118 - internetknight
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STICK YOUR LION DICK IN ME!
#132 to #131 - felixjarl
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To far brother!
#133 to #118 - bigmanfifty
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#135 to #133 - felixjarl
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Better version.
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User avatar #119 to #99 - dabronydude
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not even going to ask why you have that
#120 to #119 - felixjarl
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Because i find the picture rater hilarious?
#13 - whiteblob
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User avatar #17 to #13 - beatmasterz
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did he died?
User avatar #24 to #17 - ithinkimfunny
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he is kill
User avatar #25 to #24 - beatmasterz
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no
User avatar #34 to #25 - fridginator
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yes
User avatar #37 - runtz
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I donk't know guys, I don't think he's lion!

ahaha.. oh god why..
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#9 - breakfastlunch
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<--Right after Simba jumped 36 feet to catch a slimy bug.
<--Right after Simba jumped 36 feet to catch a slimy bug.
User avatar #16 to #9 - Gnome
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******* saved