I don't even..

Step back! It's dangerous!

That username

Well... this is awkward.

You are so lucky I don't have my reaction folder with me

Battle of the Alucards?

... only if you want to

No don't worry, its just Chuck Testa!

I know I'm going to come off as a newfag and all but where is that guy holding the bat from? I see him way too often and now I'm just extremely curious.

This was my contribution to the bandwagon.

Gas Mask Goliath, the hero that Gotham deserves.

alright, thanks.

And cry at 2 feet

Why do you do this?

you make my childhood cry...

It wasn't the fall that killed Mufasa. It was the sudden stop.

And the herd of wildebeest was a tiny factor, too.

the fall didnt kill him at all. i seem to remember him running his ass off tryin to get to simba. the wildebeest were the only thing that killed him

That was before the fall. After he got Simba to safety, he got overcome by the stampede - he then leaped out onto the cliff face, where Scar had his little moment and tossed Mufasa back in. Then he died.

ah shit, thats right. been a while since i saw the lion king :(

You can't just go about posting stuff like that

Those motherfuckers can also talk.
inb4 "Long live the king."

"Long Live The King"

You monster.

That's JonTron.

I don't even know who that is either, but he seems rather accepted.

JonTron, he's a youtuber

Oh that explains why I don't know him. I do not frequent YouTube aside from the occasional YTP.

Heres another gif of that guy

Mother fucker.

youtu.be/UmPmpUTr22c

You motherfucker

I watched that movie alone the other day. Even at 18 that movie still makes me cry like I was 6

Yes, it was very sad when the man stopped drawing the lion.

*can't

dont trust him, he is lion

Snoop

Are you begging for thumbs?

I FIXED IT

Who the fuck begs for thumbs when they get near 100?

If you were able to jump 36 feet, your feet would be strong enough to withstand the impact going down.

Not just your feet. Your entire body would have to be able to take the impact too. Say it was just your legs. The rest of you, following inertia and physics, would not have the strength to stop its momentum. Your pelvis would be snapped in half, organs spilling out of your gooch because the force turned them into projectiles and they punched through, your ribs would act like an accordion, spine would telescope, and your head would be somewhere in your chest cavity

Well, if the body can withstand the ability to jump into air, it should be able to land down too. The same effect when you jump happens when you fall down - your legs are pressed against the rest of your body. You would know not to throw a jump like that before you even lifted up in the air.

Depending on the direction of pull/push for your muscles, you could jump insanely high, but landing would be a different matter

Not necessarily, the force applied for the jump will be distributed over a longer period of time than the landing. Think of it like throwing an egg up into the air. While the egg will have the same energy when it leaves your hand as when it hits the ground, you know it will shatter on the ground and not while it's in your hand.

Not if you apply the same force just in the opposite order. Then it will be exactly the same motion and pressure at the same body pose.

You can't do that though, that's the problem. When you come down, you come to a stop much faster than it takes you to jump. Also, there are issues with muscle tension and it's ability to distribute forces while in different states (when jumping vs when landing). So not just would it shatter your bones, but it'd tear your tendons and ligaments as well.

You are wrong

If you keep jumping up and down until you can jump 36 feet, the bones in your body will reinforce each jump. If you kick an iron pole, next time you kick it, it won't hurt as much. This is because whenever your muscles/bones get minor wounds in them they rebuild into stronger and stronger version of their older selves.

>humans can jump 36 ft in the air
Your bones may get tougher, but your organs don't. Also, you would require more muscle to jump that high, which is more mass. It's not even possible for a human to jump 36 feet in the air without help of a machine.

but your back wouldn't

If you were to be capable to jump 36 feet up from idle, you would be capable to land, since you need to witsand the force you would develop to jump in the frist place... All of your body would be designed to do so.

But you have to keep in mind that the jump occurs over a much longer time than the stop. The power developed while landing may be orders of magnitude greater than that developed by jumping. Though the work done in each state is the same, the force needed to stop is significantly higher. It's the maximum force applied that breaks bones, not the work done at either state.

I don't quite get your point... but I think you are suggesting that you would have to train in order to land properly (like the parkour guys do) so when you land you gradually dissipate the force of the landing hit... probably you're right.

mfw i turned this place into Sciencejunk.

Yeah, I'd think that if one was to withstand the force of a 36 foot vertical jump, they'd sure as hell be able to land it. I'm not certain, but I'm fairly sure that the force going up would be more than the force coming down. I guess that depends on weight, perhaps...

all your legs?

Also relevant since cats can fall 36 feet without injury.

**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #3075013 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** NOO!!!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!

If you do think about it, the lion king is actually filled with debauchery of various sorts.

STICK YOUR LION DICK IN ME!

To far brother!

Better version.

not even going to ask why you have that

Because i find the picture rater hilarious?

did he died?

he is kill

no

yes

source?

Source.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqNpTP3YItI

Guize, let's not thumb him down too much, we don't want to harm his pride!

Huhuehuehue

fucking saved

LMAO
was listening to this song while looking at that gif www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk1_DbbzSdY they're perfect together

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD

Your job to deliver.