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#14 - sweetellie (02/09/2013) [-]
It's not much fun having something you're afraid of coming out of your genitals in large quantities. It could have been anything... but no, it had to be blood..
It's not much fun having something you're afraid of coming out of your genitals in large quantities. It could have been anything... but no, it had to be blood..
#297 to #14 - blahblahablah (02/10/2013) [-]
..Then when you don't have them you freak out about the potential of 9 months later something else being forced out of it... yay fun..*claps* ...o.o
User avatar #307 to #297 - sweetellie (02/10/2013) [-]
Well I don't have to worry about that.. since I'm a virgin and everything..
#291 to #14 - Womens Study Major (02/10/2013) [-]
Just go on the pill for 3-6 months without placebos... no period for half/quarter of a year after it settles.

Unless you smoke specifically tobacco, then you'll get visited by the heart attack fairy, so don't do that.
#194 to #14 - farfigschiter (02/10/2013) [-]
ya but we have balls. Seriously, who likes balls? " we get mismatched boobs and it sux :("
shuddup
everybody loves boobs. It don't really matter what kind. They're still boobs
and balls are still balls.
God I ******* hate my balls
User avatar #265 to #194 - sweetellie (02/10/2013) [-]
My boobs are absolutely disgusting and if anyone loved them, they'd have to have some kind of visual impairment.. Your move.
#77 to #14 - theholum ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
I love my genitals for the exact reason that it does not do that
But yes, women bleeding out of their private parts are not fun, it ruins half of the fun with oral
User avatar #41 to #14 - thisotherdude (02/09/2013) [-]
Two words, razor blades.
User avatar #42 to #41 - sweetellie (02/09/2013) [-]
Would make blood and pain.
Just like a regular period.
User avatar #45 to #42 - thisotherdude (02/09/2013) [-]
But on the bright side there's a chance it would destroy your vagina to the point where you couldn't even have periods anymore.
User avatar #80 to #45 - pulluspardus (02/09/2013) [-]
are you using chainsaw razors ?, it can't be THAT bad dude.
#48 to #45 - sweetellie (02/09/2013) [-]
And no babies either?    
I'm in.
And no babies either?
I'm in.
User avatar #55 to #48 - thisotherdude (02/09/2013) [-]
I swear if I were a chick I'd just get a hysterectomy or something so I wouldn't have to deal with that **** ...

Ah who am I kidding, I'd be too busy spending every day jerking off, multiple orgasms sound ******* amazing.
User avatar #267 to #55 - sweetellie (02/10/2013) [-]
Too bad it's notoriously difficult for women to orgasm..
#35 to #14 - snigrog ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
WHAT IF IT WAS SPIDERS
User avatar #30 to #14 - cupcakedevourer (02/09/2013) [-]
How did I know you were gonna show up here?
#31 to #30 - sweetellie (02/09/2013) [-]
How do you know me so well.. what?
How do you know me so well.. what?
#24 to #14 - SpankThePanda (02/09/2013) [-]
Imagine if it was spiders. Just imagine it!
#27 to #24 - sweetellie (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh good heavens..
Oh good heavens..
User avatar #21 to #14 - OminousDemon (02/09/2013) [-]
couldve been pudding...
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User avatar #22 to #21 - sweetellie (02/09/2013) [-]
See, that would be slightly better.
User avatar #26 to #22 - OminousDemon (02/09/2013) [-]
i dunno, do u rly want pudding coming out of ur orifice and getting pudding in ur pants?
#28 to #26 - sweetellie (02/09/2013) [-]
But I'm not scared of pudding
But I'm not scared of pudding
User avatar #15 to #14 - knightofthefunny (02/09/2013) [-]
I have the same problem... except it's cum.
#16 to #15 - sweetellie (02/09/2013) [-]
...You must have great difficulty masturbating, sir..
...You must have great difficulty masturbating, sir..
User avatar #18 to #16 - knightofthefunny (02/09/2013) [-]
The good part about it is that I can fill squirt guns with it.
User avatar #23 to #18 - sweetellie (02/09/2013) [-]
Always a plus
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