Perfect defense against America.... I do not own this comic. The original and more can be found at: www.satwcomic.com Due to a large amount of requests for the  Perfect defense against America I do not own this comic The original and more can be found at: www satwcomic com Due to a large amount of requests for the
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Perfect defense against America.... I do not own this comic. The original and more can be found at: www.satwcomic.com Due to a large amount of requests for the

I do not own this comic.
The original and more can be found at:
www.satwcomic.com


Due to a large amount of requests for the "reason behind the picture" I shall start posting them...

Quotes for picture: "America likes the fat >:C"

After a long day of doing nothing. it' ll be great to sit in
the sun and enjoy some monies.
America! What are you doing!
Those are MT monies! Just
because I have them here
doesn' t mean anyone can
But ' was hungry...
can I at least take
the rest of my
mania with me?
Damn America! Why is he always eating my
Jimy, t. ' I even bought the ones with cranberries
because I thought it was the chocolate he liked.
It seems like he doesn' t care about what kind of
amides it is He' s just happy '' , long as they' re
with calories and sugar!
Wait! I have an idea!
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#10 - embennett
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Because nothing is better than water and cookies!
#75 to #10 - alawabidingcitizen
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(02/10/2013) [-]
All the cookies int he world, but only water to go with them!
All the cookies int he world, but only water to go with them!
#33 to #10 - reactderp
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(02/09/2013) [-]
God, i love this Joker picture.
User avatar #40 to #10 - hemming
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Pretty sure that's some kind of Clear soda, it has bubbles atleast...
#64 to #40 - anon id: 0051c91a
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(02/10/2013) [-]
cookies and carbonated water.
User avatar #25 to #10 - pillowmeister
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(02/09/2013) [-]
what if it was hidden vodka?
#13 - disiple
Reply +58 123456789123345869
(02/09/2013) [-]
THE CREATOR OF 'SCANDINAVIA AND THE WORD' IS A WOMAN?   
:O
THE CREATOR OF 'SCANDINAVIA AND THE WORD' IS A WOMAN?
:O
#46 to #13 - gaaay
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Hi, yeah, I'm gonna uh... I'm gonna need the source of this video. I have some.... uh.... some scientific research.... heh, yeah, 'research' to do. Research that involves the contents of this video. So ,uh, if you could get back to me on that, that'd be cool y'know.
User avatar #62 to #46 - madzombiie
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(02/10/2013) [-]
...but... your name is gaaay...
User avatar #60 to #46 - thatmetalguy
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(02/10/2013) [-]
actress is Hitomi Tanaka. I think the video has something to do with her being in a dentist office.
#68 to #60 - gaaay
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(02/10/2013) [-]
Thank you very much, you have my everlasting gratitude and are responsible for the death of many of my potential children.
User avatar #116 to #68 - thatmetalguy
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(02/10/2013) [-]
I can accept that responsibility. Happy fapping sir.
User avatar #24 to #13 - robotvoice
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(02/09/2013) [-]
there are a lot of male gay jokes....
User avatar #14 to #13 - Walkingdragon [OP]
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(02/09/2013) [-]
I was taken by surprise of that too D:
User avatar #32 to #14 - helenwheels
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(02/09/2013) [-]
why?
User avatar #135 to #32 - Walkingdragon [OP]
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(02/10/2013) [-]
I have no clue... o.0
User avatar #15 to #13 - moshthun
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Wait what?
User avatar #16 to #13 - moshthun
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Also, that .GIF is hilarious.
#97 to #13 - niggaranger
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(02/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #51 to #13 - lillamy
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(02/09/2013) [-]
... You were surprised by that?
#92 - nunubot
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(02/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #123 to #92 - dayasalion
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(02/10/2013) [-]
why is there two of them now? am i missing something?
#136 to #123 - WhatTheJesse
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(02/10/2013) [-]
It may be because only two countries (that are actually worth mentioning) actually don't use the metric system: The US and the Philippines. So two were put there to serve as a metaphor to that fact?
User avatar #141 to #136 - meganinja
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(02/10/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure the Philipense use Metric. Liberia and Myanmar (Burma, I don't even know which one is the official name for it anymore) are the only other countries that don't.
#155 to #141 - Metric
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(02/10/2013) [-]
From someone who hears about these ******* conversations every singe day.

The phillipines adopted without a doubt the metric system in 1992. It had a slow adoption policy 1858 when Spain introduced the system.

Now seriously,,, for **** sakes, people please stop saying metric. I know this ******* **** off the top of my head because of these damn eurofag amricunt conversations.
User avatar #156 to #155 - meganinja
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(02/10/2013) [-]
I was the one who said the Philipines use it
User avatar #43 - fyaq
Reply +48 123456789123345869
(02/09/2013) [-]
AWWW SHEEEITTTTTT

GOT SOME COOKIES?

YOU KNOW WHAT GOES WELL WITH COOKIES?

MOTHER
*******
WATER

THATS RIGHT *****
H 2 ******* OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THAT **** WILL NOT ONLY REHYDRATE
IT WILL LITERALLY OBLITERATE ANY FORM OF COOKIE RESIDUE FROM YO MOUTH.

I REMEMBER WHEN MY MOMMA FIRST BROUGHT ME COOKIES AND WATER
I LOOKED HER IN THE EYE AND SLAPPED THAT BITCH INTO NEXT TUESDAY.

WHAT DUMB ***** GETS WATER WITH THEIR COOKIES?

IM GLAD AMERICA TOOK YO COOKIES, YOU'SE A DUMB *****.
#18 - shinykakuna **User deleted account**
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User avatar #52 to #18 - jennyg
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(02/09/2013) [-]
Better than cold bony fingers
like mine *sob sob*
#19 to #18 - mohne
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #26 to #18 - bitchplzzz
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(02/09/2013) [-]
They're good for handjobs
User avatar #20 to #18 - xdiabolicx
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(02/09/2013) [-]
was just about to mention that she doesn't need any more cookies.
#77 - uncalledforgiraffe
Reply +27 123456789123345869
(02/10/2013) [-]
Good thing you bought that portable water bottle that you can drink straight out of to put into a glass.
Good thing you bought that portable water bottle that you can drink straight out of to put into a glass.
#83 to #77 - anon id: bc6aa849
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(02/10/2013) [-]
Maybe it's a bigger water bottle, and was for multiple people?
Can't really see the full size of the bottle there, and also some people don't like to share bottles.
So why not stop being an asshole that tries to nitpick the littlest thing in the comic to complain about, and just enjoy it?

..oh wait, yeah, funnyjunk.
#85 to #83 - uncalledforgiraffe
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(02/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #72 - recover
Reply +23 123456789123345869
(02/10/2013) [-]
>sausage fingers
>calling us fat.
User avatar #104 - youarenotspecial
Reply +18 123456789123345869
(02/10/2013) [-]
To be fair, artificial sugar is pretty bad for you.
#31 - swooz
Reply +18 123456789123345869
(02/09/2013) [-]
who the **** drinks water with cookies
#2 - anon id: 4ffba94b
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(02/09/2013) [-]
you don't need cookies..

judging by your hands you're fat enough already.
User avatar #69 to #2 - ctrlaltdeleet
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(02/10/2013) [-]
Judging by the persons hands....... ok
#34 to #2 - royrogersmcfreely
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(02/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #3 to #2 - lordlolland
Reply +18 123456789123345869
(02/09/2013) [-]
Read the description you dumbass.
And log in and say it like a man.
#23 to #3 - anon id: 972b436a
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(02/09/2013) [-]
I can't, I was banned for saying someone else's name too much in the comments.

Faggot.
#5 to #3 - anon id: 2a93abcb
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(02/09/2013) [-]
So you admit to stealing content that isn't yours, violating copyright laws and funnyjunk's TOS. Dumbass.
User avatar #12 to #5 - TheExile
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(02/09/2013) [-]
OP did not steal, violate any copyright laws, or FJ's TOS.... Humon has openly stated that she does not care if you post her comics, if proper credit is given. Which it is, with a link to her website. Soo.... yeah. Nice try though.
#6 to #5 - underporches
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(02/09/2013) [-]
#11 to #5 - anon id: b4c18b87
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Man all that credit to the author sure isn't there! Nope nope nope. -_- Really? You make the rest of us anons look bad....