Broccoli and cheese = the side dish of KINGS.

i agree, it just has to be cooked longer than usual for me

Dog disagrees.

i used to like broccoli when i was like... 5 because i always thought i was godzilla or something eating tiny trees.

You can't trick me, broccoli. I know it's you.

I ate/occasionally still eat raw broccoli as a snack.

Eating them raw? That sounds odd. How is it, compared to cooked?

Steamed, that's how they're cooked.. That's how they're sposed to be.
I'm no expert at parties and shit, so i wouldnt know. I just know that my whole household is fond of broccoli

Better.

I may try it one day

might as well give it a try

you think this shit is good?

Cauliflower>Broccoli

Impossible.

I hate Mashed Potatoes.

We meet again

Oh god dammit.

I remember when I was young, I was obsessed with eating broccoli because all of that fiber meant I didn't have to wipe my ass after I took a shit.

I used to pretend I was a T-rex eating trees.

>T-rex
>eating trees

wut

lol, I had an active imagination.

i did too, but if i was eating trees i was a brachiosaurus dammit



however, animal crackers? T-rexed the shit out of those

HOLY SHIT BRO.
I feel you
I thought I was the only one.

I do the same thing.

wut?

i only eat the top

i only eat the bottom, we are destined to be together

That I understand: The top is the best part, the bottom is a bit bitterish and not that nice to eat. But I eat it anyway, ´cause it´d be a waste to throw it away...

When the stem is tender like steamed asparagus, then I eat it.