Broccoli

I remember when I was young, I was obsessed with eating broccoli because all of that fiber meant I didn't have to wipe my ass after I took a shit.

wut?

I used to pretend I was a T-rex eating trees.

>T-rex
>eating trees

wut

lol, I had an active imagination.

i did too, but if i was eating trees i was a brachiosaurus dammit



however, animal crackers? T-rexed the shit out of those

HOLY SHIT BRO.
I feel you
I thought I was the only one.

I do the same thing.

You can't trick me, broccoli. I know it's you.

Dog disagrees.

i used to like broccoli when i was like... 5 because i always thought i was godzilla or something eating tiny trees.

might as well give it a try

you think this shit is good?

i only eat the top

i only eat the bottom, we are destined to be together

That I understand: The top is the best part, the bottom is a bit bitterish and not that nice to eat. But I eat it anyway, ´cause it´d be a waste to throw it away...

When the stem is tender like steamed asparagus, then I eat it.

I mostly enjoy my broccoli raw. I believe cooking destroys most of the vitamins and healthy things.

Broccoli and cheese = the side dish of KINGS.

Raw broccoli + Some Ranch dressing is pretty good, I hate it cooked though.

i agree, it just has to be cooked longer than usual for me

I ate/occasionally still eat raw broccoli as a snack.

Eating them raw? That sounds odd. How is it, compared to cooked?

Steamed, that's how they're cooked.. That's how they're sposed to be.
I'm no expert at parties and shit, so i wouldnt know. I just know that my whole household is fond of broccoli

Better.

I may try it one day

Cauliflower>Broccoli

I hate Mashed Potatoes.

We meet again

Oh god dammit.

Impossible.

klan*

YFW you can't find a use for this

OH SHIT, THEY KNOW MY SECRET

Cook that motherfucker

Love it!

Steamed broccoli with just a little bit of salt on it and oohh... Delicious!

**alphajunk rolls 95**

Seriously thank god you explained it I was so lost

Maybe broccoli can suck my cock

i've must have been drunk out of my mind.

i can't remember a huge nigger ape stuffing broccoli down my fuckin throat

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I AM ALL OF THE HOMO!

You do know I'm OP, right?

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yes

Don't do it man!