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User avatar #69 - jalthelas (02/09/2013) [-]
Guys, it's so cold here, I took a shit earlier and it was steaming.


I could see the heat rising off my shit.


I watched as the steam curled and twisted upward, and watched in horror as I inhaled the noxious steam fumes of my fresh shit.
#126 to #69 - evilwheatleycore (02/10/2013) [-]



eat it







gain it's power
User avatar #84 to #69 - majormoron (02/10/2013) [-]
Dude, relax, steaming shit isn't that uncommon. You just dont pay attention. If you can see your breath on any given day your shit will in fact be steaming that same day.
#87 to #84 - jalthelas (02/10/2013) [-]
Let it be.
User avatar #88 to #87 - majormoron (02/10/2013) [-]
Dude, relax, and put down the gun. I got shot enough last night. I need to recover for my nightly ass raping tonight.
User avatar #92 to #89 - majormoron (02/10/2013) [-]
Let's just say I suck at COD4 Hardcore still

inb4 why cod4? mac gaming has limited choices... DONT SAY IT
User avatar #106 to #104 - majormoron (02/10/2013) [-]
Shut it. At least I can have some fun. And I did love COD4.

I'm a beast with a Shotgun.
#80 to #69 - taxation (02/10/2013) [-]
Dis nigga serious?
Dis nigga serious?
#130 to #80 - creosote (02/10/2013) [-]
Holy shit! That's Viserys Targaryen from Game Of Thrones!
Holy shit! That's Viserys Targaryen from Game Of Thrones!
User avatar #158 to #130 - taxation (02/10/2013) [-]
For real? Cool beans!
On a sidenote, people have been trying to get me to watch that. Any good, or should I read the books first?
User avatar #160 to #158 - creosote (02/10/2013) [-]
I've only just now started the first book, but the show seems close enough that I would suggest watching it and then moving onto the books, simply because the casting in the show was so spot on so you know rather well how the characters are meant to act. Granted, there are changes to the age of certain characters (which I find preferable) but overall they adapted it perfectly.
User avatar #161 to #160 - taxation (02/10/2013) [-]
Sounds like a plan! I think I'll be adding that to my list of shows to watch.
#162 to #161 - creosote (02/11/2013) [-]
I'm sure you'll like it. It's probably my favorite show just behind Spaced and Monty Python's Flying Circus.
I'm sure you'll like it. It's probably my favorite show just behind Spaced and Monty Python's Flying Circus.
User avatar #163 to #162 - taxation (02/11/2013) [-]
Well I must ask then... do you, or do you not have any cheese?
#164 to #163 - creosote (02/11/2013) [-]
No sir. Not a scrap. I was deliberately wasting your time, sir.
No sir. Not a scrap. I was deliberately wasting your time, sir.
User avatar #165 to #164 - taxation (02/11/2013) [-]
Do you mean do say that in this establishment which calls itself a CHEESE shop, you have absolutely none of the product commonly known as CHEESE? And please, bear in mind that if you say "no" one more time, I will shoot you where I stand.
#167 to #166 - taxation (02/12/2013) [-]
Sorry, but I'm afraid that I do not, Dave. It has been two years and 137 days since I last viewed that particular episode, and you pulling out my memory cores has not helped that recollection very much.
#168 to #167 - creosote (02/12/2013) [-]
2 years and 137 days? How much time have you left, brother?
2 years and 137 days? How much time have you left, brother?
#169 to #168 - taxation (02/12/2013) [-]
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