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Resolved Question:
is it true that the Bible has a couple of
loopholes?
is it true?
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Asked by jacqueline cheung - 4 years ago - F’ Report
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Only in the way that Bill Gates has a "couple" of dollars
in his bank account.
Answer by Catherine E - it years ago - F' Report Abuse
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Submitted: 02/09/2013
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#1 - mr skeltal (02/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
the amount of money Gates has in his bank account is probably less than 5% of his net worth.
User avatar #7 - lordhaha (02/10/2013) [-]
Hurr durr lets make fun of the bible huur, the Qurans gay, there now i made fun of muslims
User avatar #6 - defeats (02/10/2013) [-]
It was written quite some time ago... In a time when the world was flat...
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User avatar #3 - recover (02/10/2013) [-]
I'm the reason why the world doesn't end.

In the bible it says no man shall know the day or the hour in which God comes back, only he will know; well every day for about 11 years now I've been saying "today the world is going to end between 6am today and 6am tomorrow" I do this right when I wake up @ 5:45. This means one of two things - 1) the world will not end as long as I am living because my existence and my knowing of the world ending would prove the bible wrong. or 2) The world ends subsequently making me God because I knew it.

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