You know you're having a bad day when...

rich bastard...

bmw's are my fetish. my jealousy is turning into hate

Can I haz money?

How do you get in if the battery is empty?

magnificent

2012 Corolla, no power locks whatsoever, and roll down windows.

Btw thats a FAB hanging there, use that to get into the fire station.

i like my roll down windows, they go as fast as i want them too and if i ever drive into open water i can roll down my windows just fine. Ill swim out of my car to the surface as i point and laugh at the guy i crashed into sinks to the bottom of the ocean floor with his NEW and AWESOME electric windows. this is if he doesn't have something to smash the window with, but with all of these new cars and improved windshields and stronger windows i don't know if he would be able to break it. Are cars getting safer or becoming better coffins?

You still have a car in the water, and if its engine is hot, would result in extensive damage from the rapid cooling. Bright side would be you're still alive.

I just realized after looking up at the picture that new cars don't even have keys. You couldn't even try to smash open a window with your key in your fist.

Technically, it does have a key.

Also my power windows work when the car is off, or in your arbitrary case, underwater lol.

How?

how to what?

How do they work when the car is off or underwater?

Or, you know you can just wait until you can open the door, then swim up

but if the water is really deep you may not have the time to wait until your car fills up to open the door.

What model bimmer ya got?

A 2011 335d. I absolutely love this car haha

Wow. Looks amazing. But why pick diesel?

I drive a quite a bit, around 40-70 miles every day. Not only can this car get ~50mpg on the highway but it also has 425ft-lbs of torque thanks to the twin tubo diesel engine and can go from 0-60 in around 5.5s

Here's my acceleration video hah: www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7IprcnwXqc

Ohhh I see. Why is it that you have a 335 but only a 3 litre engine. I thought the last two numbers on a bimmer were engine size (I have a 325i with a 2.5 litre engine). Did BMW change that rule like Mercedes did?

Yeah, 335i/d/is all have a 3.0L engine.

The new 328i has a 2.0L turbo, etc. The two end numbers don't correspond to the engine displacement anymore.

Aww man. I liked when they were :( Thanks tho.

1996 GMC Sonoma. Manual locks, manual windows, manual lights, manual everything. I prefer it that way though. (We'll exclude the other 3 cars, the 33 foot travel trailer, and the two boats for now...)

So's my Soul, love the keyless feature.

For the first week whenever I went to shut off the car I always reached for a key in the ignition rather than push the start/stop button though. Can't break years of habit that quickly lol

You can see the google chrome icon right next to my finger. wtf lol

HFW he realizes that

This has made my day that much better

what if it's the imfunnynet guy hired by theleek?

Just because someone has a BMW doesn't mean they're rich.

i am pretty sure it does
well most casses
>implying i was implying

I'm not rich and I have a BMW.
>What I was implying

>you wrong use of the meme arrows disgust me, go back to reddit

I was satirizing what you said. It's an intelligent form of insult.

i guess
but i don't like those fancy insults
here is a fuck you, yeah a fuck you, no explaination needed, just fuck you

Don't start a fight you aren't gonna finish.

i ain't starting a fight, just making a sugestion
next time just say fuck you straight away
relive stress and express opinions so much more
also what do you mean by "Don't start a fight you aren't gonna finish."?
-fighting on internet
_ain't gonna finish

You can make empty claims over the anonymity of the internet all you want doesn't make them true.

Okay anon <3

battery could be dead?