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Yeah that kid is making JB really happy.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

What a surprisingly sweet thing to read on Funnyjunk. Thanks for the smile.

I think that's a song we can all dance to.

unless you're white...

I love to hate JB, but I have to agree with you.

It's true, but there's other pictures of him looking terribly bored at a basket ball game.

We all think he's a giant untalented douche but I'm sure he's a really nice guy outside of his pop music career. I mean fuck, he's Canadian. I've never met a Canadian who hasn't approached me with even the slightest hostility.

What's with the 2nd 'of him'?

That pic is when he's listening to music right...?

How's he a douche?

I'm not a fan of his music, but for fuck sakes people... he seems like a really nice guy.

I don't think you understand the message being conveyed by using this "No one" image.

But that would imply everyone enjoys his music.

It says "I really don't like Justin Biebers music" which is true for most people.

But ", and he seems like kind of a douche" isn't true whatsoever...

The "no one" applies to the comment as a whole. You can't just pick and choose what it applies to. The message is that there doesn't seem to be anybody who doesn't like his music AND ALSO is content to just disregard it instead of making a huge deal and ridiculing him at any chance. (Yes, that message is exaggerated, as there are people who do just ignore him, but that's what the message is). Surely your reading level isn't so low that this is too complicated for you to parse yourself.

As to whether or not he's a douche, that's obviously a subjective matter, and there's no denying that lots of people do consider him douchey even if you think it "isn't true whatsoever", so the comment still applies.

If you need help deciphering any other comments with two whole sentences, let me know.

Honestly, none of what you said was all that convoluted, and it's somewhat sad that you think it is.

Also, I seem to have struck a nerve with you, seeing as how you had to resort to insulting my intelligence. Is this something you really care about? If so, that's rather low. If you have nothing better to do than hold grudges and hatred towards someone you can easily avoid, then perhaps you should find some friends or a hobby?

Also, don't reply trying to prove yourself to me by giving a list of fake activities you partake in when it's obvious your life seems rather insignificant.

Also, saying that "no one" said this implies that both assumptions are infamous opinions, hence why no one says them. I'm not the one picking and choosing what it applies to. There's clearly an "and" between both of them, meaning BOTH opinions are conjoined in part of the speech.

This means that both No One has said they don't like Justin Biebers music, and that they believe he's a douche, when in fact, it is true that most people don't enjoy his music, but NOT true that everyone thinks he's douchey.

He's not a douche, it's just that his extremely biased haters make him out to be one.

I only think it's convoluted enough to fool the most incompetent of readers, such as yourself. You're also way overreaching on what constitutes a grudge on my part. As if I would spare any grudge over someone as simple-minded as you, lol. You can't be more than a borderline retarded narcissist to think I would.

Let me try, for your sake, to clear this up one more time for you. If you still don't get it, you might as well not reply, because I'm not going to spend any more energy trying to get this very simple two sentence comment into your skull.

A - "I really don't like Justin Bieber's music"

B - "He seems like kind of a douche"

C - "I guess I'll just ignore him and direct my attention to music and people that I do like."

The picture implies that "no one" ever says these three statements jointly (which I remind you is itself an exaggeration). This does not imply that no one says statement A. It means that no one says A in conjunction with statements B and C. Just because I connected A and B with "and" (which really doesn't matter, if I had separated them with periods instead they would still be conjoined, just as both are conjoined with C) does not mean that I think "no one" ever says either A or B individually.

Short version: My comment as read is saying that no one dislikes Bieber AND thinks he's a douche AND chooses to just ignore him. The fact that (many) people do say A does not present any contradiction to this unless they say B and C along with it.

If you have any further questions, please direct them to the nearest 2nd grade reading teacher.

Son, you don’t seem to understand. Justin Beiber has to die. Our lust for torture and death is no different than it was in gladiator times. The only difference is now we like to watch people put to death through comments and memes. Everyone holds a lottery to see who will be killed to ensure a good harvest. Right now, that is Justin Bieber.

maybe she's jealous

Wet Jessie gives me an erection

That's not the face of a girl that's cumming.. That's the face of disappointment. I'm sorry to say this but your sex is not good.

Though shes looking at two girls fingering right in front of her face

ok i'll give you that, he still sucks tho

and he donated quite a bit to cancer research...

I never said I liked him or that his music was good. People who thumbed me down just hop on the "Lets hate bieber so we get thumbs"

good point

uh...may i just note that the dead horse is making millions and has front row seats to playoffs?

y- you are not supposed to defend him... you are supposed to hate him!

I think you broke some of the commenters below, but what you said is really thought provoking
WTF is wrong with you people?

You shouldn't have done that

Yes he is smiling like a little girl.

Watch his interviews, he's a dick.

I believe it was Jay Leno and he walks up and puts his feet on the fucking table like he owns the place.

And there's been a number of times where he has hit or shoved his fans.

He's a dick.

OMG his feet? on the table? He's worse then Hitler

Its just disrespectful, and this was when he was just getting started.

Although I cannot say much for the foot on the table I can explain his actions when it comes to fans. He has a giant following known as the "beliebers" which love him so much that they tend to want to hurt him. Along with the paparazzi watching him and never leaving him alone all adds up to him being quite stressed out. Although, him hitting a fan is never excused they usually always hit him first or step into his personal space.

That's precisely why he can hire security guards.

And I don't hate him because I don't like his music, or because it's "cool" to hate him.

Hell, I don't even hate him. Just after watching his interviews I think he's a self-entitled twat who doesn't deserve the fame that was handed to him.

Of course my good man security is always an option. But they don't live around him 24/7. When Justin is riding his car no security is with him which leaves him open to the harassing of the public.

>anon
>opinion

He's not the best comedian out there, but some of his stuff is fairly funny, i prefer his playthroughs of games like conker and that kinda stuff to his amnesia videos, way too much screaming.

www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/610071

Please watch this.

If you actually spent two seconds and read my comment you would see that I said I'm not a big fan of his scare game playthroughs, Conker is a comedy game.

Let me quote my last post "Way too much screaming"

I'm not some retard who thinks just because some of the stuff someone makes is good, then all of it HAS to be good. He's posted some funny stuff, but a lot of his stuff is very mediocre.

If you don't like pewdiepie then pull the dick out of your asshole and move on with your life instead of ranting and raving about how much you dont like him..

A lot of people that make $250,000 or more annually, do tend to donate. But the sad part of it all, is that their financial adviser will advise them to donated "x" amount of money so they pay "x" amount less in taxes. Yeah. I know some people do it out of the kindness or their heart, but more than half of them do it for the sake of not having to dish out as much in taxes. If you notice, when they "donate", they usually want a receipt. Why? For taxes. When I donate food at the churches here, I never ask for a receipt. I don't do it for tax purposes.

Well, don't forget he dressed like a gay farmer when meeting the prime minister of Canada.

You're not a self-centered asshole until you give all your money to charity.

All popstars give their money to charity to save face.

The faggot sat there and let several people cut themselves to death over him smoking pot.

And don't fucking tell me I'm not giving money to charity because I don't have millions of dollars to give away.

Have a nice fucking day.

*unless

> Implying he could stop teenage girls from cutting themselves and it's not their fault for doing so in the first place.

>implying that I implied that the teenage girls weren't idiots
>implying that he couldnt have made a public announcement to apologize for his pot smoking

IN FACT, a Facebook status read, "me spoking pot. effects you? how?"

Yes, it did read effect

I did not say it was an apology.

Bill Gates donated billions...

bill gates also make more money in a day than justin does in a month

This site is so bi-polar. One minute you're getting all the thumbs because you make a good point then the next minute it's like "Wait! Let me act like I'm 13 again just long enough to have any point go over my head."

Justin does in a year**

Well. hmm. I guess i'm just looking at all the bad here, but I don't think understands his fame. He's not allowed to do what ever he wants. Like Grope a fan.

I live pretty close to the town he grew up in and I know a couple of his cousins. I can say from the other Bieber family members I've met, they're pretty much full of themselves the same way his critiques say he is. Not always total dicks, but enough that you don't want to hang out with them for long periods of time. Plus a few years ago, this one radio station kept interviewing people who went to school with him, and there was a lot of negativity. It was kind of hilarious.

Yes, he's good to be so generous with his billions of dollars, but he's still probably a prick.

Donating to charities don't help the advancement of society. Hell, how do we even know the charities are giving the money to their cause? Sometimes it's nice to be pessimistic. But still, we can dislike what he does and be better people than him.

a "good hard look" eh?

watch out, they're going to thumb down your comment because you hurt their feelings.

He really kind of is a dick, How groped one of his fans. Fucking right there. Didn't care.

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2270101/Justin-Bieber-gropes-young- fans-breast-pose-cheeky-meet-greet.html

Thanks for clarifying.

His hair's still pretty gay if you ask me...

I agree with you, at this point this is more about people wanting to hate him. I don't hear any celebrity bullshit every other day, only the ones the internet generates. There isn't much to hate about him anymore.

no, i dont think he ever did, especially considering the age difference there

Damn right they are. It was the same cliche pre-teen jokes for the Beatles or any other successful band I'm sure. That's right, I compared him to the Beatles. Why? Because most hated the Beatles for the same reason. Not for the music, but simply because he is successful and an easy target for some deadbeat joke. I don't even listen to his music and I couldn't name five songs by him, but I know he's known and successful for a reason