Priorities. . Immunity against zombism or no, you' re not vaccinating us. That thing causes autism, don' t you know.. Those Zombies are gonna rip you to shreds regardless
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Immunity
against zombism or no,
you' re not vaccinating us.
That thing causes autism,
don' t you know.
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Submitted: 02/08/2013
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#2 - nooc (02/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Those Zombies are gonna rip you to shreds regardless
User avatar #6 - thepyras (02/08/2013) [+] (20 replies)
Wasn't it recently discovered that the man who made that claim had created false evidence?
#80 - ballzach (02/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
whats the point of being immunized when your clearly going to be eaten alive
whats the point of being immunized when your clearly going to be eaten alive
#103 - peggscott (02/08/2013) [+] (7 replies)
If he gave that injection to one of the zombies... what happens??
User avatar #108 to #103 - pulluspardus (02/08/2013) [-]
Zombie becomes homosexual.
User avatar #44 - atrumaliger (02/08/2013) [+] (8 replies)
For yalls who don't know, that was a lie. The person who flaunted that crap around got major jail time for crappy research, and faulty information.
User avatar #3 - gilliam (02/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I just wonder what you say to your child when he finds out that a (in our county legally obligatory) vaccine against polio would've kept him out of a wheelchair.

seriously, what do you say?
#92 - auesis (02/08/2013) [-]
Looking at the window and door, I don't think that injection matters either way.
#413 - lilmoka (02/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I was born with Autism and i think its a load of crap that any vaccination causes Autism.
I was born with Autism and i think its a load of crap that any vaccination causes Autism.
User avatar #263 - Snookbone (02/09/2013) [-]
The doctor who pushed forward this autism ******** lost his license for doing so. Mothers who deny their children necessary vaccines are either incredibly selfish, stupid, or both.
#71 - occamsrazor (02/08/2013) [+] (9 replies)
In 1998, dimestore scientist Andrew Wakefield and 12 other scientists published a paper on 12 kids who had varying illnesses. According to their own parents, these issues showed up after the kids got an MMR vaccine. After a crazy battery of tests Wakefield concluded that there might be some link between the vaccine and the ailments that had befallen the children.
Just like that, he became the champion of the anti-vaccination movement, spurring a generation of parents who forgo vaccines for fear of giving their children autism or other developmental disorders.

How it's a con: first, to be clear, the science shows that vaccines do not cause autism. If you don't believe the CDC, you can look at the pretty much equal ratios of non-U.S. children whose autism hasn't been tied to vaccines because they never got vaccinated. However, the subject has been the source of controversy over the past few years, and what is so terrifying about the sudden drop in vaccinations is that most of the controversy came directly from Wakefield.
For starters, Wakefield's own scientist couldn't duplicate the results. There is also overwhelming evidence Wakefield manipulated his data to ensure that children who were sick before getting the vaccine were reported as only being sick after. He flat-out changed results he didn't like or that didn't completely agree with his hypothesis, all while performing needless, painful tests on children.

So why would he do all that?
Well, there's the patent for a new MMR vaccine that Wakefield himself filled out before he published his paper, and the money he accepted from a legal aid fund that was trying to sue vaccine manufacturers (it's almost as if he had a massive financial stake in scaring people into believing that the MMR vaccine was dangerous).
The paper was so flawed that 10 authors and the publisher of the journal it appeared in have retracted the work. That's right -- the people who helped create and publish the paper now say that it's ******** .
#383 - pikininja (02/09/2013) [-]
Even if you were immune to a zombie disease, you'd probably still get mauled and die.
Even if you were immune to a zombie disease, you'd probably still get mauled and die.
#389 - solarisofcelestia (02/09/2013) [-]
Sounds like she's the one who's being a little prick.

But seriously those studies about immunizations causing autism have been proven false.
#192 - cizmic (02/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #304 - Cleavland Steamer (02/09/2013) [-]
The word "Autism" sounds like Snoop Dogg saying the word "Awesome".


Fo shizzle that **** was AWTIZZUM ******
#353 - gibroner (02/09/2013) [-]
anyone who believes a vaccine will cause autism shouldn't worry about it because they're clearly already retarded
User avatar #248 - reican (02/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
well one of the swine flu vaccines actually made you more vulnerable + it gave other side effects too which wasn't informed about.

The Polish government banned that vaccine because of it, and several other countries too.

for all you know, that vaccine may turn them into zombies
#170 - adrianking (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah... They're dead anyways...
Yeah... They're dead anyways...
User avatar #315 - tiddycats (02/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Cause the hundreds of zombies that are trying to eat you will totally just bite you once, say "meh, that's good enough, they're infected now", and walk away.
User avatar #128 - bakinboy (02/08/2013) [-]
it's funny because the autism thing was proven false
#126 - buriedstpatrick (02/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Yeah, sure vaccine will help when they feast on your corpse.

What happened to zombies wanting to eat your brains?
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