What if this happened. i would be in some deep . I am scared byr the fact that my parents could walk in on me jerking it to porn. I am more scared that they wou
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What if this happened

i would be in some deep ****

I am scared byr the
fact that my parents
could walk in on me
jerking it to porn.
I am more scared that
they would see what
kind of porn I watch.
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User avatar #1 - lexausaurusrex (02/08/2013) [+] (19 replies)
what kind of disturbing porn are you watching op ? i mean you should maybe get out of the closet ... might help at that point when she found you with gayporn
User avatar #2 to #1 - imakejewburgers (02/08/2013) [-]
I can't speak for OP, but honestly I'd rather get caught watching gay porn than the porn I actually watch.
#28 - seamariners (02/09/2013) [+] (7 replies)
So does nobody just, you know, lock their door?
So does nobody just, you know, lock their door?
#70 - winterfrost (02/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I'm not scared by either of those, because the worst has already happened.
My Mom walked in on me, trying to light my ass hair on fire...it seemed like a good idea at the time to get rid of ass hair, but I screamed loud as **** , mom walked in, I'm still lighting my ass hair on fire.
MFW my mom walked in.
#65 - danmanscan (02/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**danmanscan rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Spiderman knows what's right. ** This is what you fap to.
**danmanscan rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Spiderman knows what's right. ** This is what you fap to.
User avatar #40 - morefunhigh (02/09/2013) [+] (8 replies)
A lot of people seem to have fap folders.
Am I the only one who just watches porn online?
#20 - gayboard (02/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My dad has found my fap folder before. Awkward.    
   
MFW I got my PC back.
My dad has found my fap folder before. Awkward.

MFW I got my PC back.
#31 - aconfuseddonut (02/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Am I the only one with a lock on their door?
Am I the only one with a lock on their door?
#15 - kingarther (02/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Same, I have three different folders for all the porn I have and if I was walked in on I Would. Be. ****** .
User avatar #52 - biggrand (02/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I think i've evolved my sense of sneak and security over the past 10 years of listening out for my parents coming home, up the stairs, or in my perimeter. I've been able to fap in front of them without them noticing because of this.
#61 to #52 - lordumpalumpa (02/09/2013) [-]
Dude..., your last sentence...
#42 - waffies (02/09/2013) [-]
I don't masturbate. Mommy and daddy said that if i did, i'd get hairy knuckles and palms and they'd know!
I don't masturbate. Mommy and daddy said that if i did, i'd get hairy knuckles and palms and they'd know!
#13 - falanvaul (02/08/2013) [-]
The last time I was walked in on they learned to never bother me again after that.

I Insanity wolfed it. I am still called crazy.

Mfw they walked in at first.
User avatar #25 - schmidthead (02/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Confession time. I'm an industrial construction worker. This means I live in a 1000 man camp for 3 weeks at a time while I'm at work. Well one day after work, I forgot to lock the room to my door. But after a long 12 hour day, I was horny AF. Sitting in my room beating off, I start to cum, when my room lights up. Apparently some random dude had the wrong room number, and walked in as I blew my load. I turned around to see what happened, and had one hand on my throbbing dick, still blowing load, while I looked him in the eyes. And I can post this here safely because of Internet.
User avatar #8 - anonemous (02/08/2013) [-]
asian midget bondage.....
User avatar #58 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (02/09/2013) [-]
I really hope that if anyone finds my fap folder, theyll be smart enough not to click the folder called "Weird **** "
#59 - thisotherdude (02/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm in the basement with my laptop, I can easily see someone coming down the stairs long before they can see what's on my screen even if they started running down, I am immune to this problem...    
   
I'm still extremely 						*******					 paranoid with my history though, Incognito mode and regular deletion and I'm still scared they might somehow stumble across it. Last thing I want to do is explain why I was reading a hentai manga about a 15 year old boy sucking his fat moms 16 inch cock or something of that nature.
I'm in the basement with my laptop, I can easily see someone coming down the stairs long before they can see what's on my screen even if they started running down, I am immune to this problem...

I'm still extremely ******* paranoid with my history though, Incognito mode and regular deletion and I'm still scared they might somehow stumble across it. Last thing I want to do is explain why I was reading a hentai manga about a 15 year old boy sucking his fat moms 16 inch cock or something of that nature.
#99 - twatdestroyerr (02/09/2013) [-]
**twatdestroyerr rolled a random image posted in comment #383802 at Friendly ** mfw parents walk in on me jerkin it
User avatar #46 - residentblackman (02/09/2013) [+] (7 replies)
ITT: we confess our disturbing fetishes

I'll start: japanese girls getting vacuum sealed
User avatar #60 to #46 - thisotherdude (02/09/2013) [-]
I would make a list but it would be longer than the lord of the rings in word count.
User avatar #34 - stonedplatypus (02/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Put all your porn into a file, put file on desktop, rename file Internet Explorer and change icon to match. Best way to hide all your porn.
#69 - wajaa (02/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**wajaa rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Card trick ** what everyone should fap to
#76 to #69 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/09/2013) [-]
yes hisoka the gay pedophile from hunter x hunter.....sexy man
#63 - wonderlandman (02/09/2013) [-]
**wonderlandman rolled a random image posted in comment #325369 at Friendly ** what i fap to
**wonderlandman rolled a random image posted in comment #325369 at Friendly ** what i fap to
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