Batman and Spider-man

The fuck is it doing?

Annoying me...

Is it like a super rich 10 year old kid? or a poor midget who 'celebrities' feel sympathy for?

He's famous for lip syncing music.

What about the 'celebrities'?

fuck you and your stupid fucking .gif

Is that "thing" a picture or you?

probobly best use of that meme ever

It's not like he's the only member of the justice league without powers. There's Green Arrow, for example. Can you do what either of them do? Can you hold your own against villains that DO have superpowers?

Hell, Martian Manhunter and Hawkgirl don't have superpowers either. They have the same abilities as everyone in their species, and are only "superpowered" by human standards. Batman is to humans what Hawkgirl is to Thanagarians. Stronger, smarter, more agile, more powerful and more courageous than average, but not actually superpowered.

tl;dr I am a massive fucking nerd and Batman will fuck you up.

Hawkgirl and J'onn are not superhuman, they are aliens.
And ninjas are fucking badass. What's wrong with having human superheros? Earth's Green Lanterns gets all of their powers from their rings, and are otherwise ordinary people with more willpower than most.
Plus, there's plenty of "ordinary" human supervillians - Lex Luthor and the Joker, for fuck's sake.

You do realize Lex Luthor is Superman's adversary, right?
I don't see why it's necessary to be literally superhuman (or non-human) to be a superhero. All you need to do is a) have extraordinary abilities (not necessarily unnatural ones) compared to most people, and b) be a hero.

Nightwing, Red Hood, Ra's Al Guhl, Talia, Bane, Red Robin, Robin.

Yup. Although Ra's Al Guhl is "immortal", so maybe that counts for something. And Bane has his Venom.

Red Hood is just a bad ass.

yup.

Why do people only post stuff like this as anonymous? By the way, the very same reasons that make you hate batman, make me admire him. He has no superpowers and yet has Justice League under his thumb.

To say that comics are lying is the most ignorant fucking statement I've ever heard. Regardless of YOUR opinion on Batman, the people who made the Justice League are the one's who intended it to be the way it was, which means whatever say you have is farce, it's not a lie just because you don't like it. The Justice League isn't all "Muscles and Heat Vision" as you want it to be, Batman started and funded the Justice League, and he's smart enough to have an abundance of options to take it down, and he sees every outcome before it happens. Batman has a superhuman level intellect, even Superman would admit that, which is why he confides in him as the leader of the Justice League. Also, if Batman was just a Joe Schmoe, then he would have never been able to defeat Solomon Grundy, Bane, Mr. Freeze, Killer Croc, Ra's Al Ghul and the plethora of SUPER villains in his time, they count just as much as fighting a superhero, and this would imply that Batman has the capacity to defeat superhero's.

"No! I don't like it so its a lie!"

You sound like a spoiled fucking 12 year old.

SUPERMAN IS UTTERLY IMPOSSIBLE YOU DIM-WITTED CUNT!

Exactly. Therefore anything is possible, thus meaning Batman can do everything you have said he can't.

It's automatically not fair due to the advantages super man has.

In the reality of comic books, there is under no circumstance that would allow Superman to catch Batman off guard, Superman simply does not have the mental capacity to do such a thing.

You speak of this as if you're a seasoned writer of DC comics, which you are not, you are just pissed that someone is running a series you enjoy without the ability to shoot lasers out of his eyes or to be able to lift 1700 tons, which is simply childish. If both batman and superman existed in the real world, Superman would not hurt Batman in any sense, because they both fight for the same cause, They both have what the other doesn't and they would need eachother to perform at maximum capacity, regardless if it's money he has or not. Drop the entire fucking Stephen Hawkins bullshit, because nobody in this world we live in CAN possibly be a superhero, we are talking about a fucking comic book world, which is WHY Batman can do the things he does, you can't relate ANYTHING in this world to the DC Universe because what is possible in their world isn't in ours, you're fucking warped if you think comparing two such things is an intelligent source of logic. The writers "make up some bullshit twist" because that is how they believe would happen, your opinion of that is farce to them, as it will keep happening because the stories and comics belong to them. Your opinion on whether they're bullshit twists doesn't matter.

That isn't applying to what was intended and really doesn't matter. Going by the track record of both superhero's, Superman is more likely to fall under mind control, and Batman's already beaten him in that scenario.

Maybe if Bill Gates took some classes.......

That might be the case, if it were a league of villains. But since they're all "good", the leadership among them is formed not on brute strength, but on the basis of tactical skills, cleverness, knowledge, etc. - in short, all the qualities that Batman has in abundance.

It's the JUSTICE League. Not the SUPER League.

Without Batman it would simply be "The League".

fuck you hes batman, he takes on crazy clowns and mutant reptile men

whoa whoa whoa bro, first of all batman has suits, he uses several of them in the comics/shows, second, he's regarded as one of the most intelligent of the justice leagues ranks, thats pretty damn close to a super power considering he's compared to a mind reading martian. not only that but the lack of super powers doesnt prevent him from holding his own against those with super powers in crossovers.. so yea.. just sayin...

Batman is also in top physical condition. How many people do you know that are in top mental AND physical condition?

Also, all Batman needs is some Kryptonite boxing gloves and BAM. He beats Superman.

no shit sherlock

your telling me comic books lied about batman holding his own against superpowered characters.. while defending an alien that's physically similar to human's with phenomonal powers as if he doesnt have indefinite powers to suit his needs?....

So what you're saying is it's all a matter of who has the preemptive strike? In that case, if Batman were to sneak up on Superman with Kryptonite, he'd win.

Please just shut up.

Of course... The man with the utility belt that carries just about anything doesn't have one thing that can beat superman.

dude batman fucking beat superman

watch Justice League Doom
it should change your opinion

or your really retarded

There is a very simple answer to this cunt face. Don't read the comics.

But he's batman. End of discussion.

Dat thumbnail

He was raised by his uncle and aunt though so has more of a connection to them than he does his parents, I believe.