True Story. .. it looks like that dude unzipped his jeans I know it's not, but it still looks like it True Story it looks like that dude unzipped his jeans I know it's not but still
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - fuzzyballs
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(02/07/2013) [-]
it looks like that dude unzipped his jeans
I know it's not, but it still looks like it
User avatar #29 - zevran
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(02/08/2013) [-]
Well... You think you have so many problems there in America don't you? Well let me tell you, here in Norway we sometimes can't produce enough butter! Yeah that's right, sometimes we have to import our butter! So stop complaining.
#31 to #29 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account**
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#32 to #29 - blewws
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User avatar #16 - justsomeunitedguy
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why are they all unzipped?
User avatar #19 to #16 - happypancake
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Their bodies are ready
#9 - anon id: 2f3b4706
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(02/08/2013) [-]
romney lost
get over it
#17 to #9 - vonspyder
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#6 - anon id: ea3130a5
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well thats because according to common sense, obama is the lesser of two extreme right retards..
User avatar #7 to #6 - ReeferTrees
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According to common sense, you have none.
#10 to #6 - anon id: d8cd3b2c
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But Obama is extreme left.
User avatar #23 to #10 - Harkonnen
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If Obama was Canadian he's be in our Conservative party. If you think he's far left, you're dreaming
User avatar #18 to #10 - gammajk
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You'd be right if you weren't completely wrong
#26 - mikejaws
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Run the political compass test, look at world leader results, see that as politics go, Obama is the less authoritarian, less conservative candidate, but is still a moderate republican
#28 to #26 - anon id: c981e0a4
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You just went full retard.
#30 to #28 - poophed
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actually even american liberals are relatively conservative compared to the entire world.
we're a pretty conservative country
User avatar #8 - unicornswag
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I don't get it. Enlighten me once more, FunnyJunk.
User avatar #22 to #8 - imabser
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It seems that almost no one disagrees with Obama. I voted for the old guy. Everyone on FJ seems to think Obama is the bestest presidernt evar. I'd rather have a businessman run America than a politician.
#13 to #8 - anon id: 59467e20
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butthurt right wing rednecks.
User avatar #25 to #8 - aussiepridevil
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the media in america (the media that isn't bought by people whose lives are made easier by republicans) ******* love Obama even though Obama's standing in government is barely progressive, barely liberal, democratic nonetheless but heavily right conservative.

infact, anybody who doesn't buy into generic media will point out Obama as a "traitor" and a "republican in democrat clothing" any progressive and liberal legislature he promises to bring in is almost always forgotten or he gives up under the pressure of republicans and is dropped, on almost all his previous arguments in congress whenever he tries to support some legislature or bill that has been pushed by democrats, he usually gives in to opposition pressure ad throws his fellow democrats under the ******* bus.



tl;dr obama is a coward in debates and a republican in democrat clothes, but "hurr durr first black president and he's liberal!!1" makes the mainstream free media love him.
#33 to #25 - anon id: 91ba1a69
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Why the **** are you voted down? Truth too good for you, Funnyjunk?
User avatar #35 to #8 - LocoJoe
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Majority of the news is basically a liberal, Democrat, Obongo luving gang bang circle jerk.
#3 - anon id: ac6f910c
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well ill be damned...a post that comments a political situation with reality and is not offensive,and on this site of all things, its not funny but you cant have it all
User avatar #15 to #3 - wishingwell
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statisticly Obama have kept more of his election-promises than the average american president. (and this is not counting the ones the republicans have held back).
So it's understandeble the press is happy
excluding fox
#27 to #15 - vparrish
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Maybe, but the press has loved Obama since he first ran for president. If the press was a girl she'd pretty much be riding Obamas dick.
#20 to #15 - anon id: cab680fb
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Christ... how ******* dumb are you?
User avatar #21 to #20 - wishingwell
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http://www . washingtonmonthly . com/magazine/januaryfebruary2012/features/campaign_promises034471.php?page=1
&
http://www . politifact . com/truth-o-meter/promises/obameter/

And if you have trouble reading, and understanding texts from another source than fox:
(the average president was found to keep/fighting for roughly 75% of their promises, during their terms, in a study by politican-scientist)
- he has kept 45% of his promises
- Comprimised 24% (HoR have a majority of Republicans afterall)
- Promises broken 22% (again HoR's republican majority have proberly have an effect on this aswell)
- He's working on 3% atm
- Haven't worked on 4% of his promises
And he have 3 years of presidentcy left.

If i'm mistaking, my bad, but I'm just stating the facts as I know them. Feel free to show some other statistic of his term in office. Love to get a bigger picture of things.
User avatar #24 to #21 - wishingwell
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... And NOW I notice that the statistics have changed since I initially saw them... But he's still worked hard to keep his promises.
#14 - anon id: 73d9c016
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that awkward moment when "B" goes to the washroom and someone wearing a Superman shirt sits in his seat.
User avatar #4 - parttimezombie
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i am proud of you FunnyJunk
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