Ramsay

This soup is dry.

That's actually a clever way to insult someones cooking skills. I'm going to save this in my repertoire.

Who else but Ramsay?!

He's Ramsay, Ramsay! Giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN!

Wow, I can't believe I have this.

God I love this man. He literally makes me want to drop out of my history major and major in culinary arts.

**shadowmageXD rolled a random image posted in comment #477537 at Anime & Manga ** MFW my chicken is that uncooked

Is that an actual quote? It sounds like him.

Ramsay never ceases to amuse me with his witty insults.

MFW I'm watching Kitchen Nightmares and some greasy Italian cook is boiling meatballs in pasta sauce for over an hour.

Jesus man this was the funniest thing i've seen today

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about my food, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my culinary class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret extravagant banquets for royalty, and I have over 300 confirmed 5 star restaurants. I am trained in kitchen warfare and I’m the top chef in the entire US armed forces, if not the world. You are nothing to me but just another tasteless peasant. I will wipe you the fuck out with flavors the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of expert chef spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the flavor storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little things you call your taste buds. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can assault your taste buds in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare Rosette! Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed food preparation, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps Chefs and I will use it to its full extent to kick your miserable ass off the face of this kitchen, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little bit of “extra seasoning” was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking spices. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I couldn't maintain my laughter!