yes i would. . BLOW YOURSELF UP FOR 37 OF THESE.. implying virgins
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User avatar #1 - fourtwentt ONLINE (02/07/2013) [+] (10 replies)
implying virgins
#13 - Maroon (02/08/2013) [-]
**** . I'd do it for one.
#22 - garymfnoak (02/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm not sure if they are virgins....
#28 - zombiejew (02/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#19 - facepalmftw (02/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Nobody said the virgins were going to be women...
"Hey, you wanna play World of Warcraft with us?"
#29 - dunmerforlife (02/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #38 - Crusader (02/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You know what?
Instead of 72 virgins, I want like 69 virgins and 3 total sluts.
I'm willing to admit, I don't know everything, but if I had 3 total sluts to help me out, the other 69 virgins would probably be a lot funner.
User avatar #21 - mcstorms (02/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
It's been said before but..... I'd hit the one on the left so hard who ever pulled me out of there would be crowned the new king of england
User avatar #36 - therub (02/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>implying these girls are virgins.
User avatar #27 - psykobear (02/08/2013) [-]
It's supposed to be 72 virgins.
But I guess 37 sluts counts
#12 - worldofwarcraftdog ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
yea probably
yea probably
User avatar #52 - darkrei (02/08/2013) [-]
plot twist:the 72 virgins are actually neckbeards spending all their time role-playing as schoolgirls.
User avatar #45 - tiredandhungry (02/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
not only not virgins, but jailbait?
#50 to #47 - atzy (02/08/2013) [-]
I got what you need right here mah *****
#40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/08/2013) [-]
Actually, the Qu'ran doesn't say anything getting any virgins once you're in paradise (heaven). You see, Mohammed didn't wríte the Qu'ran, nor did anyone in his lifetime. The Qu'ran was written many years later, reconstructed out of verbally transmitted knowledge of things that Mohammed said. Quite some of these are very well based, like.. The person who told the writer that she was Mohammed's wife and she heard him say it. But some of these are térribly based! Like.. My friend's aunt told her that her grandfather's son in law heard Mohammed say more or less this. The 72 virgins thing is either a case like this... Or it is based on the story of the virgins that had to be given to the muslims in medieval (islamic) spain by the christian kings, in return for mercy and a certain amount of peace. I'm writing a research project about the islam and islamic spain and I've recently read these things in what I think are trustworthy texts.
#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**** no! 37 cockteasing worthless pieces of **** that think they are hotter than adriana lima but actually resemble the dump i took 5 minutes ago, with an attitude that would put the biggest diva on earth to shame! No titts, pudgy belly fat at a way too young age, unathletic, amazingly stupid and probably feminist to the max. Prejudice and narcistic.

id rather rip off my arm and shove it up my ass with the remaining arm and bleed to death! Not from the arm i ripped off without anastetics but from my anus with wich i raped myself until i got inner bleeding!
#25 to #15 - samxdaxman (02/08/2013) [-]
>would rather shove an arm up his ass than **** a girl
yep, youre homosexual.
#49 - samoaspider (02/08/2013) [-]
nobody told you they'll all be female.
#42 - angelmaycry (02/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#17 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
It's 72, and I'd prefer slutty women who know what the **** they are doing.
User avatar #16 - slimfadey (02/08/2013) [-]
Who says those are virgins?
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