fucking science. ruins everything. HIE -' ante it so my teecher told us that THU bide eyed people have a brown eyed PM and this kid in my class said "taut both  since we were younguns
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fucking science

HIE -' ante it
so my teecher told us that THU bide eyed people have a brown eyed
PM and this kid in my class said "taut both my parents have lame eyes and I
have "4' ' i' ewe". The teacher mmr." i, "tato you' re adopted". The next my the
kid ERNIE In and told tie that he -.. Y' l his parents about it and that they
Said he was adopted but wanted he watt for the right time to tell him.
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User avatar #2 - lavitts (02/07/2013) [+] (12 replies)
B-but, throwbacks. Recessive v. Dominant.
#1 - mitchthehugeman (02/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I think I found her
#37 - Cleavland Steamer (02/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Son, you're adopted
#101 - clechyl (02/07/2013) [+] (6 replies)
"If it makes you feel any better, science has just proven the fact that your mother abandoned you on a doorstep."
#61 - arnoldbusk (02/07/2013) [-]
Would be funnier if he said "then your mother is a whore"
#278 - iwanttousenumbers (02/07/2013) [-]
teacher's face when
teacher's face when
User avatar #11 - goldenglimmer (02/07/2013) [+] (14 replies)
But this is wrong, though...

Although the human genome is incredibly complex, and the recessive/dominant gene model doesn't apply to all the aspects of the human physique, eye color is one of those things where it actually does work.

There are only really two eye colors, namely blue and brown. All other shades and colors are variations of blue and brown. In addition, blue and brown represent the recessive and dominant genes respectively.

B = brown, and b = blue.

Eye color is determined by a gene from each parent, meaning the resulting gene will look like BB, Bb, bb or bB depending on the parents (and a game of chance).

Therefore, two brown eyed parents can have a blue eyed kid, if they're both carriers of the recessive blue gene.

Bb + Bb = BB/bb/Bb.

Also, being that blue is recessive, the only way for a person to be blue eyed is in the event of two recessive gene components coming together (b + b). Bb and BB are both brown.

This is at least what I've been taught.
User avatar #13 to #11 - martinapplejack (02/07/2013) [-]
Read the thing again, bro. The kid had brown eyes. The parents had blue. Blue is a recessive allele, meaning all blue-eyed people are bb (not carrying the B allele).

Therefore, two blue-eyed parents cannot have a brown eyed kid
Good to see someone who knows a little about genetics though
#291 - kjpuffin (02/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#337 - DoggyBouncer (02/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You can't just ******* tell a student he's adopted.
#162 - killingalice (02/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
In my freshman year biology class we had to get our parent's DNA and compare it to our own. During this class, a girl at my table calls the teacher over because it doesn't match. The teacher doesn't know what to say and the girl calls her parents. Turns out she was adopted and they didn't want her to know. Apparently, this happened before. That lab was taken out of the curriculum.

#437 - givehimthemulk (02/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Something really similar happened to my friend in high school. We did blood typing and genetics in class, and he talked about it with parents at dinner that night, and they started talking they're blood types. He realized there was no way he could have his blood type with what his parents were, and it turned out his mom had cheated on his dad. HFW
Something really similar happened to my friend in high school. We did blood typing and genetics in class, and he talked about it with parents at dinner that night, and they started talking they're blood types. He realized there was no way he could have his blood type with what his parents were, and it turned out his mom had cheated on his dad. HFW
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User avatar #84 - pepemex (02/07/2013) [+] (12 replies)
science is ******** cause it changes like every week or so however the bible has been the same for tens of thousands of years who would you trust more someone that says soemthing diferent every day or someone who is consistent?
User avatar #92 to #84 - oottovann (02/07/2013) [-]
The funny thing about science is:

WHETHER YOU BELIEVE IN IT OR NOT, IT EXISTS.
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User avatar #117 to #111 - Sethorein (02/07/2013) [-]
Blue is recessive. :\
#352 - mishaestrin (02/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Fixed
#68 - fennoswede (02/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
there is actually 17 genes that controls the color of the eyes.
#80 to #68 - irishlawyer (02/07/2013) [-]
*are
#325 - aconfuseddonut (02/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #48 - suddenlypotatoes (02/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Not that I would have believed a story on tumblr because they're almost always ******** lies but...

"Two blue-eyed parents can have a child with brown eyes.

"Although not common, two blue-eyed parents can produce children with brown eyes," says Richard A. Sturm, a Principal Research Fellow at the Institute for Molecular Bioscience at the University of Queensland in Brisbane, Australia.

Eye color is a complex trait that depends on the state of several interacting genes. The gene that usually decides the issue (blue eyes or brown eyes) is the OCA2 gene on chromosome 15. But it comes in different strengths. A person with a weak form of the OCA2 gene will have blue eyes. Likewise a person with a strong form will have brown eyes."
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