well, it's true. ya. wrong clans it MMR. Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket
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well, it's true


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User avatar #14 - pizzasuspicious (02/08/2013) [-]
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

AHHHHHH DAMN, I cant do this at all
User avatar #25 - cryoticshell (02/08/2013) [-]
Here goes.....

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #6 - wakeup (02/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
x<vvvu is DEWW WLSS!
User avatar #28 - bouncyakatsuki (02/08/2013) [-]
Here goes nothing...

Edward in the sunlight was shocking. I couldn't get used to it, though I'd been staring at him all afternoon.
His skin, white despite the faint flush from yesterday's hunting trip, literally sparkled, like thousands of tiny
diamonds were embedded in the surface. He lay perfectly still in the grass, his shirt open over his
sculpted, incandescent chest, his scintillating arms bare. His glistening, pale lavender lids were shut,
though of course he didn't sleep. A perfect statue, carved in some unknown stone, smooth like marble,
glittering like crystal.
#32 - graphenz ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
This is supposed to be hard? I mean most people don't ******* look at their keyboards anymore, I mean I was given the option of taking a 10 finger type course or some retarded class in like 9th grade, the teacher there was a dumbass and started with lessons on how to turn on the computer, he had like... 43 words per minute or something like that, and he was my gym teacher.
#40 - funforlife (02/08/2013) [-]
My turn. "The old lickaroo."
User avatar #29 - drewbridge (02/08/2013) [-]
I guess i'll try it

User avatar #26 - ArcaciaStrain (02/08/2013) [-]
Spot the Whovian!
User avatar #13 - stutterguy (02/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
donny id a free elf

Not too bad.
User avatar #19 to #13 - dwraith (02/08/2013) [-]
You just sound like you have a cold.
User avatar #38 - brawndotheseadrago (02/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Okay, my turn.
“Sitting beside me, he gently pulls my sweatpants down. Up and down like a whores’ drawers, my subconscious remarks bitterly. In my head, I tell her where to go. Christian squirts baby oil into his hand and then rubs my behind with careful tenderness—from makeup remover to soothing balm for a spanked ass, who would have thought it was such a versatile liquid.”
#36 - bigbootyjack (02/08/2013) [-]
Dobby is a free ekd
User avatar #35 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (02/08/2013) [-]
Dobby is a free elf.. DAMN i type too much.
User avatar #22 - napsterfreak (02/08/2013) [-]
dibby is a free elf

hitler did nothing wrong

lol ****
User avatar #21 - jacencaedus (02/08/2013) [-]
donnt os a ftrr elf
oh goddammit
User avatar #18 - hattaz (02/08/2013) [-]
Fobby is a free elf!
User avatar #16 - jessieqwertyu (02/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #15 - pyrothermal (02/08/2013) [-]
Dobby is a free elf

Not that hard.
User avatar #12 - iwanttousenumbers (02/08/2013) [-]
dobby id a free ejd
User avatar #11 - daatomicwaffle (02/08/2013) [-]
dobby is a free elf
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/08/2013) [-]
dubby us a free ekf
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