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He never had a chance. Did you experience somewhat similar? Tell FJ about it in the comments.. Today, I bought my girlfriend the dress she' s been wanting for a

Did you experience somewhat similar? Tell FJ about it in the comments.

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Today, I bought my girlfriend the dress she' s been wanting for ages. When I gave it to her, she freaked out
because I bought a medium instead ofa small, then started crying because she thought I was calling her fat.
When she finally tried it on, she freaked out because it fit. I can' t win. FML
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#18 - WtfStrawberries
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Thats what you get for dating over-emotional, shallow women. Not all girls are like that, but guys often only go for girls like that.
#21 to #18 - anon id: 7d4e5125
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Agreed. I avoid those over-emotional types like the plague. All the girls I know wouldn't care what size dress you gave her, as long as it fit. They'd just be appreciative of the damn gift.
User avatar #163 to #18 - dalobman
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(02/08/2013) [-]
Sometimes it isn't easy to tell if they are like that at first though.
User avatar #26 to #18 - silvanyis
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Hear hear.
NORMAL girls don't give **** what the size says. If it fits and it makes you look good...who the **** cares?
#22 - felixjarl
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(02/07/2013) [-]
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#157 to #22 - lucasman
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(02/07/2013) [-]
"Go be fat somewhere else"

yeah, ok, i'm sorry.. he's just a kid and all.. : /

*******
#43 - piobaireachd
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(02/07/2013) [-]
>kinda short me and kinda short bro at gift shop
>time to get tall gf a shirt
>he says he's a medium
>I'm a medium
>conclude that she's both taller and got boobs, so we get a large
>she thinks it's too big for her
>she thinks im calling her fat
>then I tell her that her boobs fill it out
>hfw I turned that into a compliment
#41 - laserkirby
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(02/07/2013) [-]
#75 to #41 - whatabloodbrush
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(02/07/2013) [-]
that ducking ****!
User avatar #154 to #75 - bookyle
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(02/07/2013) [-]
what's with this duck? isn't this the same thing as advice wolf?
User avatar #20 - ajperry
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(02/07/2013) [-]
My best friend wanted a onesie, I got her one, it was a large, she isn't fat but because of her height a small or medium wouldn't fit.

She get's it, loves it, asks the size. I stupidly say "Large".

She says "Because of height yeah?"

"Yeah"

"Thanks!"

Tarp avoided?
User avatar #60 to #20 - LegititmateKyle
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(02/07/2013) [-]
You best friend is a tarp?
User avatar #106 to #60 - ajperry
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(02/07/2013) [-]
You can never predict a woman.
User avatar #34 to #20 - lolollo
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(02/07/2013) [-]
This just proves that it is possible for chicks to not be crazy cunts.
#53 to #34 - anon id: 3c74f9bc
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Men not LYING CHEATS$$$
User avatar #24 to #20 - mcbee
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(02/07/2013) [-]
tarp definately avoided
User avatar #30 to #24 - ajperry
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(02/07/2013) [-]
I know, I almost had to get out of there or face the wrath
User avatar #33 to #30 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Doesnt matter which story window you gota jump out of, it's still better than facing the wrath.
User avatar #37 to #33 - ajperry
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(02/07/2013) [-]
It was on the ground floor thank ****.
User avatar #70 to #37 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Even the 56th story would be better than facing her. I think god (if he exists) would understand.
#116 - ThatFatMummy
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(02/07/2013) [-]
but...
#101 - drturkleton
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(02/07/2013) [-]
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#114 - neokun
Reply +19 123456789123345869
(02/07/2013) [-]
"When I gave it to her, she freaked out because I bought a medium instead of a small"
#94 - fingercramp
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