American Beer. . American Beer is like having sex on a canoe les close to water. Drinks American beer made for poor people and college students...thinks all American beer is ?
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American Beer is like having sex on a canoe
les ******* close to water
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Submitted: 02/07/2013
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#17 - wahiti (02/07/2013) [-]
Drinks 						******					 American beer made for poor people and college students...thinks all American beer is 						******					?
Drinks ****** American beer made for poor people and college students...thinks all American beer is ****** ?
#25 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #37 - imthepunkkid (02/07/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Beer in General Taste ******* terrible
User avatar #45 to #41 - imthepunkkid (02/07/2013) [-]
Mexican Piss is still Piss
#139 - doublefatjack (02/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
who cares where it's from, shut up and put it in your mouth!
User avatar #20 - pikatchu (02/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Drink german beer
User avatar #4 - fitchy (02/07/2013) [+] (8 replies)
ACTUALLY, the alcohol content per liter is roughly the same, the only reason it is referred to as different is because there are separate means for measuring the content. In europe it is parts per liter, while America uses parts per ounce. So...ya
#14 to #4 - pajsor (02/07/2013) [-]
In Russia beer that contains 6% alcohol has 7% of alcohol.
#115 - whatugawkinat ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
Drink what you want and shut the **** up.
#26 - konradkurze (02/07/2013) [-]
american alcohol........
weak as piss
#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/07/2013) [-]
#1 - seawrath (02/07/2013) [-]
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#95 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/08/2013) [+] (8 replies)
drinking is bad. It's a weakness. I hate the people who go to parties and can't have fun with their friends without alcohol. It's pathetic that they can't enjoy themselves at a ******* party with all their friends without needing to drink. Or the people who hide in a bottle from their problems. It's just a crutch. Man the **** up and deal with your problems. Life is hard, man up. It's also horrible for you body basically like drinking poison.
User avatar #123 to #95 - billysmall (02/08/2013) [-]
I don't think there is anything wrong with kicking back and enjoying a beer once in a while. I've had a party once with just my close friends, and everything was fine and great until two of my friends tried to out drink each other and got sloppy as hell. Its fine to drink, but people who can't enjoy themselves without getting drunk piss me off.
#142 - kubrick (02/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Fizzy yellow beer is for wussies."
User avatar #141 - ofmiceandmen (02/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Keystone Light tastes pretty close to water. Sam Adams tastes like a good beer.

Keystone Light =/= Sam Adams.

That's just one example. I could spout off many more.
User avatar #155 - tenthdivine (02/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm not sure where it's from, but Yuenglings is the best beer I've ever tasted!
User avatar #82 - jinjo (02/07/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Beer tastes gross regardess, like moss covered in moose piss.

But I still drink it cause it's cheap.
User avatar #84 to #82 - reican (02/07/2013) [-]
then you haven't tried the right one.
User avatar #27 - Marker ONLINE (02/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Well, at least we have..... No..... that came from Italy.
Well, what about..... No...... China gave us that.
Well..... No..... That was Japanese.
Damn. I got nothing.
User avatar #34 to #33 - sheepysquirrel (02/07/2013) [-]
Idk about you but I like burritos.
User avatar #136 - Kainim ONLINE (02/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
come to belgium, and you'll know what good beer actually tastes like
#145 to #136 - honkitonk (02/08/2013) [-]
sure, once you stop putting sirup in your ******* beer. whats with the belgians and their pride in beer. go to germany and have some decent beer brewed like it was meant to be by our ancestors.
#108 - wtfbrain (02/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Riiiiiiight, close to water . . .

PS: The Americans that actually CAN hold their alcohol (and so few of us can, really, i weight 150 lbs and outdrink 210+s daily at the bar) mainly drink rum, vodka, and whisky.
User avatar #138 to #108 - vonspyder (02/08/2013) [-]
#22 - mysticninja (02/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Some not all. Dosn't hurt to drink something other than ______ light every once and a while
#49 to #23 - gillypie (02/07/2013) [-]
Try Rogue Dead Guy Ale or Highland Breweries Gaelic Ale. Both are damn tasty.
#8 - mrhazzy (02/07/2013) [-]

That's ******* hilarious...
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