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If Ratings told the truth

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BETTER Tum: TIMI Referenced
Blood 3. Gore Constantly
Streaming Out Of You As You
Are Destrey/ ed People Who
Play This ame 417
Language You Pick Up Will
75”? “ME” Iti Get You So Grounded Once
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and Terror is For Real.
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#27 - ireallylikepotatoe (02/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Fixed
#2 - disiple (02/06/2013) [-]
You Don't Have To Start Every Word With A Capital Letter, Bro..
#20 - lymphoma (02/07/2013) [-]
Kratos' sex scene laster less than 5 minutes. No wonder the guy's always angry and frustrated.
User avatar #3 - salai ONLINE (02/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That Was Really Annoying To Read
#63 - dafogman (02/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#60 - thamuz ONLINE (02/07/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I found Metro 2033 to have some good scary moments. I loved the game,I just wish it was more refined,it could have been so much more.
User avatar #28 - irishsoulja (02/07/2013) [-]
sO wE mEET aGAIN cAPTAIN cAPITAL
User avatar #12 - camotrollin ONLINE (02/07/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Dead Space isn't scary. It's a pop up shooting gallery with fucked up humans instead of ducks.
#62 - guywithnopants (02/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I could only play Dead space 2 in the daylight. Took me a couple of weeks to complete.
I could only play Dead space 2 in the daylight. Took me a couple of weeks to complete.
#24 - Onemanretardpack (02/07/2013) [-]
Fucking unreadable when every word is capitalized..
#72 - biscuitsunited ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #9 - zomaru (02/07/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Just picked up DS3. And no, it's not a horror game, it wasn't even advertised as one this time around. It's a solid story-line RPG with great Co-op.
I have fallen in love with the Deep plot, mostly because it's much more complex then most people realise and it goes right over their head.
Pick it up, it's a solid 9/10. Play with a friend who isn't a mentally retarded jackass, 9.5/10
#64 - vegetatheprince (02/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Meh, Dead Space 3 ain't scary. I don't think its possible to top the first one IMO.

Although, pimping in dead space is pretty cool.
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#37 - leveltwowizard (02/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This might sound strange, but I was far more scared playing Bioshock than at any point in Dead Space.
#94 - iaintevenrustled (02/07/2013) [-]
Awww shit son, Dead Space. One was alright, it kinda lacked story to me. Dead Space 2 was the shit. Story and scare, coming around to fuck your shit up (the scene in the nursery was horrifying). Dead Space 3 so far is disappointing. It lacks that forwardness that a Dead Space game needs. With the option to move around where you please in space eliminates the possibility to scare off of anticipation, but can only provide jump scares. Also, the way you upgrade weapons and armor is far more complicated then Dead Space 2.   
   
Only positives I see from Dead Space 3 is complete weapon customization (although I have no fucking clue what I'm doing and what the difference is in stocks), and the ability for co-op. I'm a huge fan of cooperative games for the story mode.   
   
Anyone want to kill some necromorphs with me, just let me know! I'm looking for someone to play with until my friend mans the fuck up and buys it.
Awww shit son, Dead Space. One was alright, it kinda lacked story to me. Dead Space 2 was the shit. Story and scare, coming around to fuck your shit up (the scene in the nursery was horrifying). Dead Space 3 so far is disappointing. It lacks that forwardness that a Dead Space game needs. With the option to move around where you please in space eliminates the possibility to scare off of anticipation, but can only provide jump scares. Also, the way you upgrade weapons and armor is far more complicated then Dead Space 2.

Only positives I see from Dead Space 3 is complete weapon customization (although I have no fucking clue what I'm doing and what the difference is in stocks), and the ability for co-op. I'm a huge fan of cooperative games for the story mode.

Anyone want to kill some necromorphs with me, just let me know! I'm looking for someone to play with until my friend mans the fuck up and buys it.
#87 - N. Korean citizen (02/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I Hate When People Type Like This, Fuck Off And Learn Correct Grammar You Fucking Dumb Cunts.
User avatar #81 - kyrotal ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
FUCK YES GOD OF WAR 3!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT YES!!!

I enjoy this game series throughly :3
User avatar #79 - dremnus (02/07/2013) [-]
I never really thought any of the Dead Space games were that scary. Honestly I've never once been scared by a console game.
User avatar #75 - andnowducks (02/07/2013) [-]
Dead space 3 wasn't that scary, I say these three were scary in this order.

3.First time Nicole jumps out
2.Where the box drops down and a necromorph
1.THE MOTHERFUCKING GIANT SUN THAT MOTHERFUCKING GLIDES DOWN IN THE MOTHERFUCKING THEATERDMNWFM,B,FERBHG3RGT
HGREQWRFRTYERWFGTRHTGRFER

That will be all.
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