One more theory

"And God told Noah to load the holy howitzer, and commanded him to fire. After a loud crack and a bright flash, the undesirables were gone, and He said, 'It is finished'."

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Dinosaurs are a lie made up by the government to prevent time travel...everyone knows that.

That doesn't explain why the pterodactyl are extinct

One more theory repost

**isus rolled a random image posted in comment #46 at Manly Man not oc **

What killed dinosaurs

Giraffe's are the most sadistic animals ever. Look at these sadistic cunts, everything about them is hate. They will kill your whole family than where there skin as hides. Legends have it that everytime a giraffe kills a human it they get another spot on their coat. These long necked fucks have no morals and are not empathetic to they hurt,

**saerdna rolled a random image posted in comment #75 at Poor ghost ** >MFW

B5....hit

The left boat we'll call "America" And the right boat we'll call "Not America".

Incoming!

the way that the shell is heading and the curve from where its already been would mean that it misses the dinosaur's ark

or, the joker was around and modern animals are just assholes.

What if they intentionally didn't send the memo to the dinosaurs?

Why is there pie floating in the ocean?

I don't get it

That shot looks like it's gonna miss, actually.

I've got a theory. There was not a mass extinction, the creatures evolved and the dinosaurs were inferior to the newly evolved species.

which leads to another