Purina Diet. . So I' m at buying a bag of Purina dog food for my dog. While in the checkout Me, a woman behind me asked in had a dog. why else would we buying d
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Purina Diet

So I' m at buying a bag of Purina dog food for my dog. While in
the checkout Me, a woman behind me asked in had a dog. why else
would we buying dog food, RIGHT??? So an impulse Ilold her that no, I
didn' t haste a dog, Iwas starting the Purina Diet again, and that I
probably shouldn' t because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that
N lost Sill pounds before in intensive care with tubes
coming out of most of my orifices and his in both arms. I told her that it
was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with
Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two may time you feel hungry.
The food is nutritionally complete so It works well and lures going to try
it again. (l have to mention here that prai'. tickly everyone in line was
now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked f I ended up in
intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. Hold her no. I
stepped off at curb to sniff a poodle' s butt and a car hit me. Ithought the
guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard.
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User avatar #4 - charagrin (02/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This is stolen directly from a comedian, I just can't remember which one. Not complaining, it just is.
#8 - sammyjankiis (02/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #15 - srskate (02/07/2013) [-]
Guys
guys
guys

what if guys
guys, what if : That woman was just trying to make small talk?
#5 - breakfastlunch (02/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
His face that night when he went to the toilet.
His face that night when he went to the toilet.
#1 - teranin ONLINE (02/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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#6 to #1 - mr skeltal (02/07/2013) [-]
Holy **** , he almost got cut in half there
#19 - qxangelxp (02/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Kind of a dick move. How is the woman supposed know that he isn't buying the dog food for a friend or relative or someone?
Kind of a dick move. How is the woman supposed know that he isn't buying the dog food for a friend or relative or someone?
#29 - weirddark (02/07/2013) [-]
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#34 - mulehouse (02/07/2013) [-]
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#14 - xxkosukexx (02/07/2013) [-]
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#2 - temporalguardian ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
#49 - mcatheistnuggets (02/07/2013) [-]
Oh god I don't care if this is a repost, 						****					 gets me every 						*******					 time.
Oh god I don't care if this is a repost, **** gets me every ******* time.
#57 - dzdabomb (02/07/2013) [-]
mfw people are stupider than dogs
#42 - madeyoulooknana (02/07/2013) [-]
oh dear god I just all over my keyboard
oh dear god I just all over my keyboard
User avatar #17 - robothuck (02/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Yes, Kevin clearly looks like the kind of guy who possesses such wit that he can come up with a joke originally written by someone far funnier than him or I at a later date all by himself on the fly. I just find it surprising that every single other person who has come up with that joke by themselves were also buying purina and almost caused a man to die of cardiac arrest bought on by extreme laughter.

Weird how of all the times history repeats itself in very similar circumstances, legendary moments of vorpal wit are most common. It's also like how everyone and their mother has 'Checkmated' a religious mother in the line behind them.
User avatar #18 to #17 - sammichnow (02/07/2013) [-]
Pretty much every time someone tells a joke, it has originally been written by someone far funnier than themselves..
#3 - mr skeltal (02/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This seems like a viral attempt from Purrina Dog Food.
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#43 - thalfak (02/07/2013) [-]
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