Purina Diet. . So I' m at buying a bag of Purina dog food for my dog. While in the checkout Me, a woman behind me asked in had a dog. why else would we buying d Purina Diet So I' m at buying a bag of dog food for my While in the checkout Me woman behind me asked had why else would we d
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So I' m at buying a bag of Purina dog food for my dog. While in
the checkout Me, a woman behind me asked in had a dog. why else
would we buying dog food, RIGHT??? So an impulse Ilold her that no, I
didn' t haste a dog, Iwas starting the Purina Diet again, and that I
probably shouldn' t because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that
N lost Sill pounds before in intensive care with tubes
coming out of most of my orifices and his in both arms. I told her that it
was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with
Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two may time you feel hungry.
The food is nutritionally complete so It works well and lures going to try
it again. (l have to mention here that prai'. tickly everyone in line was
now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked f I ended up in
intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. Hold her no. I
stepped off at curb to sniff a poodle' s butt and a car hit me. Ithought the
guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #4 - charagrin
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(02/07/2013) [-]
This is stolen directly from a comedian, I just can't remember which one. Not complaining, it just is.
#27 to #4 - ipkforfun
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Bill Engvall here's your sign joke maybe?
#10 to #4 - MysticTomatoe
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#12 to #10 - benttoyourwill
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Nice.
#8 - sammyjankiis
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#11 to #8 - thefunnyjunktroll
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Don't matter still funny.
Don't matter still funny.
#21 to #8 - soraisrox
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Transparency!
User avatar #33 to #21 - peanutbraddle
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(02/07/2013) [-]
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO IN THE FLYING **** THUMBED YOU DOWN GOOD SIR, BUT THIS IS ******* RIDICULOUS. THE WHITE PIC ON BLACK SCREEN ******* BLINDED ME BECAUSE I'M IN A WINDOWLESS ROOM. AND I JUST REALIZED MY CAPS LOCK IS ON, BUT I'M GONNA KEEP TYPING LIKE THIS ANYWAY, BECAUSE I'M A LAZY BASTARD.
User avatar #63 to #21 - sammyjankiis
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Thanks! I couldn't find that one so I had to make my own!
User avatar #15 - srskate
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Guys
guys
guys

what if guys
guys, what if : That woman was just trying to make small talk?
#5 - breakfastlunch
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(02/07/2013) [-]
His face that night when he went to the toilet.
His face that night when he went to the toilet.
#44 to #5 - johnnyferno
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(02/07/2013) [-]
OH GOD WHY! WHY DID YOU REMIND ME OF THAT SCENE!   
AHHHH NO....NO NO NO NO OH LAWD THE FEELS!
OH GOD WHY! WHY DID YOU REMIND ME OF THAT SCENE!
AHHHH NO....NO NO NO NO OH LAWD THE FEELS!
#23 to #5 - roninneko
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(02/07/2013) [-]
****, man... just... just, ****...
****, man... just... just, ****...
#22 to #5 - Shitthatscrazy
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(02/07/2013) [-]
**** happens?
**** happens?
#9 to #5 - leobreacker
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Why would you use this gif? D:
#1 - teranin
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#6 to #1 - anon id: 6b04fd3b
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Holy ****, he almost got cut in half there
User avatar #13 to #1 - toxicovrtake
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Which one is that?
User avatar #55 to #13 - xacuop
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(02/07/2013) [-]
¿that one is which
User avatar #20 to #1 - alcatronz
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(02/07/2013) [-]
CRITiCAL HIT: 4000 DAMAGE
User avatar #41 to #1 - funnyjunkfever
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(02/07/2013) [-]
F-150 used Door Throw,
F-150s attack narrowly missed.
#24 to #1 - roninneko
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#19 - qxangelxp
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Kind of a dick move. How is the woman supposed know that he isn't buying the dog food for a friend or relative or someone?
Kind of a dick move. How is the woman supposed know that he isn't buying the dog food for a friend or relative or someone?
#25 to #19 - anon id: 139abb23
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Why the **** do you need to ask ******* in line about their purchases, I don't go up behind them and ask them if they have hemorrhoids just cause they bought some preparation h.
#26 to #25 - thexxtalonxx
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Might be funnier if ya did!
Might be funnier if ya did!
#37 to #25 - squirrelsinheat
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(02/07/2013) [-]
OLD PEOPLE ARE NICE AND FRIENDLY. They like to ask questions.
User avatar #38 to #19 - buttinspecter
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Is that Michael Cera? He always has the same hairstyle, and that is not it.
#29 - weirddark
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#34 - mulehouse
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#14 - xxkosukexx
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#2 - temporalguardian
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