Purina Diet

So I' m at buying a bag of Purina dog food for my dog. While in
the checkout Me, a woman behind me asked in had a dog. why else
would we buying dog food, RIGHT??? So an impulse Ilold her that no, I
didn' t haste a dog, Iwas starting the Purina Diet again, and that I
probably shouldn' t because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that
N lost Sill pounds before in intensive care with tubes
coming out of most of my orifices and his in both arms. I told her that it
was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with
Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two may time you feel hungry.
The food is nutritionally complete so It works well and lures going to try
it again. (l have to mention here that prai'. tickly everyone in line was
now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked f I ended up in
intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. Hold her no. I
stepped off at curb to sniff a poodle' s butt and a car hit me. Ithought the
guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard.