Wife's sense of humor

evilhomer

Tim Minchin - Are you ready for this

I will give you an example
of my wifes sense of
humour.
A couple ago
Sarah and I made a...
baby
Just a few months
agol was in a
kitchen and my
daughter had some-
thing stuck in her
mouth
tesisa
I said: darling come here, spit it out, spit it out, spit it..
Darling... you dont put coins
g in your mouth.
f Coins are dirty, coins are
Icky-.
crowd laughs)
v ’ ' I knew that was
funny!!!
But my wife was
in a kitchen...
And she was like: y
for Christ sake,
you cant say that... if
Tim Mlh(
me you ready an um"

...

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#7 - theableacher ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]

I love Tim Minchin.

No Homo

Not that there is anything wrong with with it.

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#8 to #7 - evilhomer [OP]ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]

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#114 - guitarmasterc (02/07/2013) [-]

When I first opened this up, the picture didn't load. I laughed more at the fact that I thought it said "Wife's sense of humor" and it was just a blank space.

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#43 - DeadlyHorizons (02/07/2013) [-]

I didn't know BeetleJuice did stand up.

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#60 to #43 - adrianking (02/07/2013) [-]

If you'll please excuse me, I now have to re-read this post using Betelgeuse's voice.

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#148 to #71 - burningsmurfs (02/07/2013) [-]

I love you. I still remember exactly how that scene sounds. Have a Beetlejuice as well.

#150 to #148 - burningsmurfs (02/07/2013) [-]

Well that was an entirely mislabeled gif, here try this one instead.

#197 to #150 - zerokelvin (02/07/2013) [-]

I don't know why I have so many beetlejuice gifs

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#204 to #203 - zerokelvin (02/07/2013) [-]

last one

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#1 - mulk (02/06/2013) [-]

its good to see that parents are really open to their kids decision

#163 to #1 - rockamekishiko (02/07/2013) [-]

i couldn't care less

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#58 to #1 - bulbakip (02/07/2013) [-]

I don't think sexuality is purely a decision. but regardless, I'm also glad they're accepting about it.

#61 to #58 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]

**** you bitch what did you say about LGBT pride?

you better back off homophobe

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#62 to #61 - bulbakip (02/07/2013) [-]

No... what I am saying is that I don't think people CHOOSE to be homosexual.

Unless homosexuals throughout history liked the persecuting, ridicule, and social shunning...

I'm not even close to a homophobe...

#64 to #62 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]

The whole genetic argument is somewhat moot. It's a choice when it gets down to it, much in the same way lack of faith in the face of a society that was deeply religious was a choice back then.

Don't get me wrong, I support the LGBT group, but I don't think its down to genetics at all. Generations of very homophobic families have had children who are gay/lesb.

#151 to #64 - Canucklehead (02/07/2013) [-]

"...I don't think its down to genetics at all. Generations of very homophobic families have had children who are gay/lesb. "

This guy knows everything about genetics.

Wow.

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#97 to #64 - pokim (02/07/2013) [-]

red thumbs will probably come my way, but i agree. You may say ur "genetically wired" to be homosexual, but I'm "genetically wired" to **** every hot girl i see. Do I? No.
cuz i'm forever alone ._.

alright this post wasnt supposed to go in that direction lolll but in all seriousness, just because u have a natural urge to do/go for something does not mean you should.
-end rant, getting anus prepared for red thumbs-

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#146 to #97 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]

No. You don't "choose" to be straight. Having sexual attractions to Men is not something you can just shut off when you choose. You can **** women and say you're straight, but that doesn't change the fact that you are still attracted to Men.