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Shrek
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Slitting in school cafeteria
hem my class orders a sallad, without onions
him that he shouldnt shrek himself
Potarts laughing at me
the guys hem my class starts beating me up
nobody helps me
kl gs home and prawn all mighty shrek
a faint winder
Than' t Worry child, it will be agre soon"
we to school next day
the guys who were beating me isn' t there
me that there has been a murder
There bodies were found covered in blood with a text rested in an there bodies
they should have checked themself before they shreked themself"
hear a faint winder again
It' s agre new”
start screaming "Shrek is love, shrek is life"
Eeveryone in class starts chanting shreks name
a good day
Slitting in school cafeteria
hem my class orders a sallad, without onions
him that he shouldnt shrek himself
Potarts laughing at me
the guys hem my class starts beating me up
nobody helps me
kl gs home and prawn all mighty shrek
a faint winder
Than' t Worry child, it will be agre soon"
we to school next day
the guys who were beating me isn' t there
me that there has been a murder
There bodies were found covered in blood with a text rested in an there bodies
they should have checked themself before they shreked themself"
hear a faint winder again
It' s agre new”
start screaming "Shrek is love, shrek is life"
Eeveryone in class starts chanting shreks name
a good day
...
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#24
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rel (02/07/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
Hey Farquaads
My name is Shrek, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are short, weak Farquaads who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass princesses on a mirror. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any onions? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to onions in the patch.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much an ogre. I was captain of the dwarf-tossing team, and starter on my ogre squad. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn fairy-tale creatures”? I also get straight Donkeys, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all Farquaads who should just shrek yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
My name is Shrek, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are short, weak Farquaads who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass princesses on a mirror. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any onions? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to onions in the patch.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much an ogre. I was captain of the dwarf-tossing team, and starter on my ogre squad. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn fairy-tale creatures”? I also get straight Donkeys, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all Farquaads who should just shrek yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
#4
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Turtleboner (02/06/2013) [-] Go here, and your dreams won't be ogre anytime soon.
http://www.shrekchan.org/shr/res/9348.html
http://www.shrekchan.org/shr/res/9348.html
