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Best Layoff Letter Ever. He's only making 50 million now. Best Layoff Letter Ever Dear Employees: its the GED of this organization, I have resigned myself to th

He's only making 50 million now

Best Layoff Letter Ever
Dear Employees:
its the GED of this organization, I have resigned
myself to the fact that Barack theme is our President
and that our taxes and government fees will increase
in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases. our
prices would have to increase by about 10%.
But since we cannot increase our prices right now
this to the dismal state of the economy, we will have
to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has
really been bothering me since I believe we are family
here and I didn' t know how to choose who would have
to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking
lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our
employees’ cars and have decided these folks will be
the ones to let o. I can' t think of a more fair way to
approach this problem. They voted for change...... i
gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company
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Best Layoff Letter Ever
Dear Employees:
its the GED of this organization, I have resigned
myself to the fact that Barack theme is our President
and that our taxes and government fees will increase
in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases. our
prices would have to increase by about 10%.
But since we cannot increase our prices right new
this to the dismal state of the economy, we will have
to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has
really been bothering me since I believe we are family
here and I didn' t know how to choose who would have
to go.
So, this is what I did. I took a dollar
I will see all of you at the annual company
picnic.
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Views: 4816 Submitted: 02/06/2013