Best Layoff Letter Ever. He's only making 50 million now. Best Layoff Letter Ever Dear Employees: its the GED of this organization, I have resigned myself to th
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Best Layoff Letter Ever

He's only making 50 million now

Best Layoff Letter Ever
Dear Employees:
its the GED of this organization, I have resigned
myself to the fact that Barack theme is our President
and that our taxes and government fees will increase
in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases. our
prices would have to increase by about 10%.
But since we cannot increase our prices right now
this to the dismal state of the economy, we will have
to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has
really been bothering me since I believe we are family
here and I didn' t know how to choose who would have
to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking
lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our
employees’ cars and have decided these folks will be
the ones to let o. I can' t think of a more fair way to
approach this problem. They voted for change...... i
gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company
Fixed
Best Layoff Letter Ever
Dear Employees:
its the GED of this organization, I have resigned
myself to the fact that Barack theme is our President
and that our taxes and government fees will increase
in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases. our
prices would have to increase by about 10%.
But since we cannot increase our prices right new
this to the dismal state of the economy, we will have
to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has
really been bothering me since I believe we are family
here and I didn' t know how to choose who would have
to go.
So, this is what I did. I took a dollar
I will see all of you at the annual company
picnic.
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Submitted: 02/06/2013
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#2 - anonymous (02/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
lol....cause other people deserve his money more
#1 - nirtse (02/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#12 - followtheworms (02/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, cause all CEO's are greedy multi-millionaires
#5 - anonymous (02/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
some CEO's are assholes true but why should the dumb and lazy get the money from the people who worked hard ?
it's fun to ask for **** without working at all for it and making the people who work for 19 hours a day take it up the ass for you lazy drunken bitches

good luck being socialists ********
P.S. (I voted for Obama i'm and i think this CEO is a ******* dick too but it's per pterson who is a dick not the title or the success)
#11 to #5 - IAMDIZZYONFANTA (02/07/2013) [-]
Effort does not necessarily equal money or status. For every self-made, slum-born millionare going "anyone can do it!" there are a thousand people slaving away at ***** jobs for worse pay. Saying "they just don't want, try or work hard enough!" is both insulting and uneducated, especially when you've never been that person, and when an awful lot of personal social shift is brought about by blind luck.

Also, Socialism is an impossible fantasy of a perfect society, where no one has any wants and can have what they like. There has never been a truly Socialist society. Stop using it as a trigger word to make your statements seem valid.

tl;dr; educate yourself on how capitalism and the economy works. It's cool that you take a very consumerist/capitalist stance on things, it's as valid as any other view, but only if you can argue it well. Please try to learn your **** first.
User avatar #14 - fuckya (02/07/2013) [-]
Wait a second, isn't that technically a discriminatory action by political party? As in the CEO laid them off out of the group specifically because they were Democratic and willing to voice (or show it on their cars)? As in, "Your ass just got sued by 60 pissed of people who now don't have a job."?
User avatar #13 - atvdude (02/07/2013) [-]
This **** ain't right. I know a lot of people that own multi-million dollar businesses and I can say for sure that right now every single one of them that isn't doing well is already doing things like using company credit cards just to make payroll. Most of these CEO's don't have a dime to spare not to mention an extra million laying around. I'm not going to deny that there are greedy people running businesses out there, but the only reason that stereotype exists is because the people that aren't greedy are being ignored.
tl;dr just because you only hear about greedy CEO's doesn't mean that they are the majority.
#6 - ikigami (02/07/2013) [-]
he chose to damage his companies productivity and workforce, not to mention the moral of those left instead of taking his money and investing in the company he runs so that it could grow stronger?
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