One Does Not Simply.... ...find things on memebase. IIT. at MIT Drill Sergeant. I told my soldiers to write Fall paragraph at two about why they joined the Army
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One Does Not Simply...

...find things on memebase

IIT. at MIT Drill Sergeant. I told my soldiers
to write Fall paragraph at two about why they
joined the Army. I get this in my stack of
papers. Really, private?
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Submitted: 02/06/2013
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#3 - freespeech has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#16 - VexedSpartan (02/06/2013) [+] (11 replies)
When i came back from Exodus, i brought Halo: Glasslands back with me to AIT.

My Drill didnt stop calling me The Master Chief until i graduated.

Then he called me a faggot.
#21 - mankey ONLINE (02/06/2013) [+] (8 replies)
When I read Drill Sergeant all I thought of was this.
#31 - parrotey (02/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
<- The private when he goes into combat
#28 - thebritishguy (02/06/2013) [+] (9 replies)
it's funny because Lord of the Rings was based on the authors experiences in the war.
#33 - aviatrix (02/06/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Again, I fail to see how this is a bad response.   
   
This is an awesome response.
Again, I fail to see how this is a bad response.

This is an awesome response.
#1 - jalepeno (02/06/2013) [-]
Hfw
#101 - chinocochino (02/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#69 - tehlulzbringer (02/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Dumbledoor
#110 - awfulwaffles (02/07/2013) [+] (8 replies)
>Gym Coach is former Drill Sergeant
>Total dick, takes everything super serious
>I ask to go to the bathroom
>"Good idea! Waste more of my invaluable time, that might be the best plan I've heard all day!"
>wut.jpg
>I leave confused as ****
>Come back, ****** is staring at me
>"WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO, HOLLYWOOD!
>"I went to the bathroom like i asked earlier"
>"Did i say that was okay?!"
>"Well kind of. Sorry, won't happen again"
>"You're damn right it wont, Hollywood. Sit on the wall."
>"Why are you calling me Hollywood?"
>"Just go with it for now, HOLLYWOOD."
>after i finish the class he says its because I looked gay, like an actor.
>I can't even wat hard enough
User avatar #96 - charagrin (02/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I see nothing wrong with this whatsoever. That private is following his dreams. What are YOU doing?
#163 - roflstorm (02/07/2013) [-]
I thought you'd loik it skippah.....
#30 - europeanswallow (02/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I hope you made him Super General of the World's armies
#32 - waffies (02/06/2013) [-]
HFW he doesn't have the option of rolling for coordination or some such.
#127 - amnesiacpatient (02/07/2013) [-]
YFW the next day
#68 - hirasawayui (02/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #137 - westonbeast (02/07/2013) [+] (9 replies)
>Private at Basic Training
K.
Whatever you say boss.
#92 - oxYKellark (02/06/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Pvts bay when.
User avatar #97 to #92 - origommi (02/06/2013) [-]
"when you sad ***** were out marching...someone left a window open and a breeze rolled in"....
#136 - kingmarston (02/07/2013) [+] (33 replies)
MFW I leave for Basic this summer...
User avatar #11 - jonjohn (02/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
it's sad that a large population of soldiers do table top games. myself included
User avatar #14 to #11 - HarvietheDinkle (02/06/2013) [-]
that's not sad.
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