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What females say
I want a sweet guy who will
take me out and treat me right
Sex is disgusting
I can' t hang out right now,
Women deserve ual rig hts
lam not materialistic
What females mean
I want a complete dickhead who
cheats on me, chokes me, and calls me a whore
Sex is the best ******* thing eyed
like omg have you tried it?
**** ME DADDY!!!
I never want to hang out with you.
I want to be more privileged than you
re not rakin in the dough,
you’ re not rakin in this ho
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#1 - tjocksnorris (02/06/2013) [-]
hurrr women are evil sadistic sex machines durr
User avatar #7 - alphawolffifteen (02/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
OP has obviously never made any more than small-talk with women and only thinks all of this because he hears it over the internet and assumes it must be true because he is eternally a virgin.
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#15 - Nullifier (02/07/2013) [-]
What funnyjunk says:

Girls are illogical bitches who only go after douchebags and ignore me, the nice guy!

What's actually true:

Girls don't want to hurt my feelings and call me out on being a faggot neckbeard, so they must just be bitches and should go stay in the kitchen. That'll teach them to not love me.
User avatar #17 - bannedfartoooften (02/07/2013) [-]
Did somebody get dumped today? ಥ_ಥ
#5 - forgottenmyshorts (02/06/2013) [-]
How to Understand Women
A short story by OP

You can't

The End
User avatar #6 - monkee (02/06/2013) [-]
This is the same retarded crap that keeps coming up on this website. It isn't even funny.
Men bitch about women and women bitch about men because we don't understand each other. We're not supposed too, otherwise our biology would be too similar and we both wouldn't have evolved to take on a specific role. I have a significantly male brain chemistry which means I despise stupid bitches almost as much as the rest of you. Only difference is I was forced to socialise with them throughout school and didn't get sexual pleasure from doing so.

TL;DR There's a difference between sluts and ladies.
#12 - shredmaster (02/06/2013) [-]
Only one I agree with is the equal rights thing. Everything else is pure butthurt.
User avatar #2 - obesefury (02/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
... I've never meat a woman who says that. On the contrary, all my female friends constantly talk about sex and how they miss it or feel like they don't get enough sex.
I won't get us out of the materialistic one though... A lot of us are, I think
User avatar #3 to #2 - obesefury (02/06/2013) [-]
Meat?... **** , I think I should get to bed and stop posting.
#29 - xMasterofpuppetsx (02/07/2013) [-]
You are clearly blaming this on the women, when in actuality she wants nothing to do with a whiny faggot who would rather spend time complaining rather than trying tos olve the problem.
User avatar #28 - icameisawilostit (02/07/2013) [-]
This only applies if you're enough of a twat to be attracted to materialistic entitled princess. Good thing OP is a faggot, even if this is a sub-par repost.
#22 - anonymous (02/07/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Cooking, cleaning, and ******* . That's all a woman is good for. Men are the superior gender and they have to realize that. The only reason why we let them think they are equal to us is so we can **** them. We know if we told them the truth they wouldn't have sex with us, so we pretend and let them think what they want. I swear once we find a way to make babies without needing women they will become our sex slaves.
#23 to #22 - darthtomale (02/07/2013) [-]
Marie Curie
Marie Curie
#40 - derperfetus (02/20/2013) [-]
jesus. im new to posting.
#30 - tastycupcakes (02/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Sex is disgusting, who over the age of 13 has ever said sex is disgusting?
#21 - anonymous (02/07/2013) [-]
you slutty ass piece of camel jizz go suck your moms dick you whore loving towlhead ********** , this is not applicable to all women. God ******* damnit I hate you.

User avatar #20 - ironhidethegreat (02/07/2013) [-]
What i know about women by ironhidethegreat

They enjoy compliments.
Thee end
User avatar #19 - rhetoricalfunny (02/07/2013) [-]
OP Is a lonely faggot
#13 - anonymous (02/06/2013) [-]
women chose messed up people because they see their lives as an adventure and lives of "nice guy"s as boring
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