Halo

Don't want to pop your bubble, but its "halo is a pretty cool guy, eh kills things and doesnt afraid of anything."

Almost, but according to knowyourmeme.com, this is the origin

damn it.

It was aliens.

117 green thumbs, John is pleased.

**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #414488 at Friendly ** But then who was phone?

Halo's a cool guy, eh kills stuff and doesn't afraid of anything

are you dumb? its a fucking meme Halo blast thing then an makes boom

Fucking look up "Halo's a cool guy, eh he kills stuff an d doesn't afraid of anything'

Bet he still doesn't get it. ._.
By the way on a side note is that user related to the band by any chance?

Yes

you are a fucking idiot.

Look up Arby n the Chief.

here's a hint

THAT"S A MEME! (or popular thing)

iv always wondered, is "MEME" pronounced "meme" or "meme" it always confuses me

pretty sure it's pronounced "meme"

strange iv been saying it wrong all this time, thanks

not sure if you are trolling, but it's pronounced "meem". Richard Dawkins created the word as a mix of "memory" and "gene", because of the way memes mutate and evolve over time. so it's supposed to rhyme with gene.

"meem"
there ya go

Fuck you Halow is the green guy that gows arond wif cortona

Thank you so much for this. I get sick of it when people call it halo armor.

You must live a though life

Why? It's armor only found in the Halo series. How do pronounce Mjolnir?

so why dont you quit your bitchin, my trigger fingers itchin

I remember going 39 for 0 on k/d one match on exile just using the gauss hog. The other team managed to blow us up, but only after we'd already won the match. All I could do was laugh my ass off as 3 guys from the other team started tea bagging the warthog wreckage as the perfection commendation flashed on my screen.

Best shit ever.

vehicles are for douchebags

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over my tendency to kick ass when driven around in a weaponized hum-v.

i will say the warthogs arent as annoying as banshees and shit

and gauss one are the coolest

Oh,the gauss is the best, but you still need a decent driver. In the match I talked about before, the guy who drove me around was actually pretty good. Any time too many people would be shooting at us, he'd actually go and hide the damn thing until our shields were back up. Then he'd peak out where I can aim at people.

Other people will see the scorpion and be like "IMA BEELINE FO DAT TANK VVVVRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO*explode*" and I'm just sitting there like "DUDE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK GO THE OTHER WAY!"

>teagbags

YO, YO!

you guys wanna buy some heroin?

No, I have the weirdest boner

Never played Halo so...why is the 'spartan' armor named after Thor's hammer?

In one of the books they put it on a regular marine who killed himself because he was told to raise his hand, smacked his hand into his head causing him to reflex in pain and resumed to break every single bone in his body, pull every muscle and dislocate every joint from recoiling in pain.

Actually, it's neither of them. The second the suit that guy bought has a shield and all the other specifics the game's model has, you can call it the "Mjolnir suit."

And that's how he met your mother...

Thank god for cliffnotes.

i didnt make it

a new Cortana.

ah shit this guy

Only other Halo one I got...

where are these from?

One of these, I believe.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLGCszdIrs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqQjkRBUNHo

neat

when this gets reposted you will.

are your parents divorced?

Yes, and so are my girlfriend's parents and my roommate's parents lol

3 sets of parents you know are divorced so statistically that means all marriages lead to divorce? Cool.
For me it's the opposite. I think it's something got to do with being brown.

Oh fuck off, I was merely pointing out a subjective observation of the marriages around me. I have been an advocate of free-love association for years, if someone wants to get married, that is their business, it is just my opinion that marriage is a useless institution today--especially in my country (Canada) because commonlaw couples are allocated the same spousal rights as married ones.

"marriage is a one way ticket to eventually losing half of your shit"

Lol observation.. sure..

I'm Canadian too. Marriage is just something that forces you together for life making it possible to raise a family. If marriage didn't exist, people would be splitting up every 5 years because it's so damn easy to. Nobody would ever be able to start a family.

Actually many couples have found that being fully committed to each other but staying unmarried works out much better and it keeps them together much longer.

source?

You've clearly just been proved wrong so you're asking for evidence.

Here:

www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1898346,00.html

And this is from TIME magazine so you can't say it's fake or untrue

No, I want source inorder to be proven wrong. Your acting really childish though, thinking this is some internet argument. I find this as an opportunity to learn about something here.

Anyway, after getting the child, couples have to marry. It's illegal not to. There isn't any cases of a couple staying together and raising a full family until their kids are older and ready for college without getting married. I'm right, marriage is important.

How the fuck is it illegal not to marry after you have a child. That is a completely made up fact. If it was true, about 1/8 of the world's adult population would be in jail.

And marriage isn't important. I honestly disagree with it and I think if you don't want to marry nothing, not society or pressure, should force you.

It isn't illegal not have get married after having a child in Canada, what in the hell makes you think that? Source?

*not to get married.

Source? My dad. That's what he says, and everything he says is fact.

And lets say it's not illegal, then families would always tear apart after getting the kid (as long as they don't marry)

What are you? Fucking ten?

I'm clearly surrounded by 10 year olds who are afraid of commitment.

Of course, everything your dad says is true.

I guess Santa and the Easter Bunny are real as well?

He's always said that they were not real, cuz he never lies.

Hate to tell you mate, but everything you parent's say isn't always true.

Now, you can accept that marrying after childbirth isn't illegal and stop this argument right now, or you can continue it for a longer while when you have been proven wrong clearly.