Actual Advice Mallard. .. How about just NOT going to India? Men and women alike? It's a place for a tourist if you do not know how the country works.
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Submitted: 02/06/2013
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#4 - dstone (02/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I don't like the taste of bananas....
User avatar #5 to #4 - LookinHereWhy (02/06/2013) [-]
I like the taste but feel they are too soft.

No happiness for us, I guess.
#3 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account** (02/06/2013) [-]
How about just NOT going to India? Men and women alike? It's a ****** place for a tourist if you do not know how the country works.
#1 - mr skeltal (02/06/2013) [-]
"Actual Advice Mallard"

I've seen some bizarre memes in my day, but wtf is this...
#13 - igelior (02/06/2013) [-]
also ctrl+shift+esc brings up the task manager immediatelly without this stupid dialogue in windows 7
User avatar #11 - wheresthefudge (02/06/2013) [-]
Fun fact: Bleach doesn't actually remove bloodstains. It just changes the way the molecules interact with light. The bloodstains are still there, just transparent.
Yay! Chemistry!
#16 - bannedfartoooften (02/07/2013) [-]
OP what are you doing in your spare time?
Because, you know, if you need it, I got a pretty nice basement that's really good for hiding from police.
But only if you need it.
#15 - ehzio ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
Here I got one that's pretty useful for the manly man or the manly woman

When getting a cut from shaving, apply deoderant on it and the cut will instantly stop bleeding.

Most form of deodorant contain aluminum chloride, which acts as a homeostatic agent on the cut and will cause the blood to clog up almost immediately. That being said,don't be a dumb ass and go emo on your face.
User avatar #14 - aahrg (02/07/2013) [-]
of course i see that console one AFTER the return period on my replacement xbox....
#10 - isuckdickformoney (02/06/2013) [-]
with the http:// and the https:// one it wont work very well since you can get on the page but wont be able to go on anything on that site since when you click on it , it opening in http:// . and my schools filtering make it so we cant copy link adress for this ver reason
User avatar #2 - hentailovers (02/06/2013) [-]
******* lost it at wear a condom
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