Engineering at its finest...

Build me a near indestructible cyborg body that will last at least 1000 years, bonus points for several thousand, that I can transfer my brain to.

Do it.
Right now.

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#39 to #37 - JNS ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]

give me the funds or the materials and it's yours

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#40 to #39 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]

You said "I can build anything" never said anything about the materials.

Get.
Crackin'

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#11 to #1 - snakefire (02/06/2013) [-]

I want the advanced suit from dead space

cmon engineer, cant be too hard

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#16 to #11 - JNS ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]

you give my the funds and the materials and I'll build it.

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#54 to #16 - snakefire (02/06/2013) [-]

How much will it cost

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#55 to #54 - JNS ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]

off the top of my head i'd say a couple million dollars.
but it depends on if you want it functional or just something shiney to look at

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#41 to #1 - creepyunclebob (02/06/2013) [-]

You sound like one of those idiots who thinks he knows everything there is to know on a subject after 3 semesters.

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#57 to #41 - JNS ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]

I have an associates degree and a couple certificates, and i'm about a year away from my bachelors.

I know I still have a lot to learn, but I still take pride in my profession.

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#60 to #57 - creepyunclebob (02/06/2013) [-]

Doesn't mean you can make anything. It takes years for huge teams of people to design a car that performs a couple of percentage points better than the last model. You can't step out of college and make a mech suit just like that.

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#68 to #60 - JNS ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]

I never said anything about time.
I never claimed to be the best engineer -- hell i'm on FJ while in class right now

I do think it is fun to build things though; I built my own plane while in high school -- I'm sure given enough time and money I could build a car as well, but I know it won't be the fastest, or strongest, or most fuel efficient car.

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#17 to #1 - enorus (02/06/2013) [-]

Can you build OP a vibrator?

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#19 to #17 - JNS ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]

sure

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#4 - diqface (02/06/2013) [+] (20 replies)

I'm going to pause right here. Engineering girls piss me off just as much as gamer girls. They're like "yeah, I'm a girl and an engineering student". Like I give a fuck. Biology/chemistry/physics major, so I really don't give a fuck, ha.

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#6 to #4 - monkee (02/06/2013) [-]

So they're not allowed to talk about a pretty difficult degree that they're undertaking? I bet you like to talk about your own degree no? You're a bit of a dick.

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#25 to #6 - imnotkickthecat (02/06/2013) [-]

im getting a degree in cloud computing, can i talk about it?

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#70 to #25 - diqface (02/06/2013) [-]

If you want.

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#69 to #6 - diqface (02/06/2013) [-]

No, I don't like when girls think they're edgy for being engineering majors. I think they should pursue engineering. It just shouldn't be a big deal. I've been misunderstood greatly, lol.

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#22 to #4 - recio (02/06/2013) [-]

Are you biology/chemistry/physics major? Or is it some kind of phrase? Do you like biology/chemistry/physics major girls instead? What the hell are you talking about?

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#73 to #22 - diqface (02/06/2013) [-]

I have three majors. BS biology, BA Chemistry, and BA Physics. I meant I don't like when girls think they're big deals because they're engineering students.

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#49 to #4 - animedudej (02/06/2013) [-]

**animedudej rolled a random image posted in comment #119 at WoW ** mfw no persons of the female gender in my class both years of college for industrial mechanics

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#66 to #49 - Milos (02/06/2013) [-]

EE student here.
There are two of them in my class, one is a land whale and the other one is anorexic skeleton.
Enlarge the picture.

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#76 to #66 - diqface (02/06/2013) [-]

I'm sorry, man. My point was that I don't like when girls think they're special for becoming engineers. I have some at my university that are full of themselves because they're so "different". I am all for girls pursuing degrees in engineering and sciences. Total sausage fest, especially as time goes on.

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#36 to #4 - Emers (02/06/2013) [-]

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#21 to #4 - thedarkestrogue ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]

I have nothing against gamer or engineering girls. As long as they don't use that fact to whore attention.

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#72 to #21 - diqface (02/06/2013) [-]

Yeah, that was the point I was trying to make. My poor wording choice is apparent since I'm drowning in the sea of red thumbs.

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#18 to #4 - Lightclaw (02/06/2013) [-]

You say we shouldn't care about her, and care about you?
Fuck yourself.

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#71 to #18 - diqface (02/06/2013) [-]

No, I meant I hate when girls in engineering make a big deal about being a girl in the program. They are underrepresented, yes, but it's not special. Girls are just as smart as guys. My career pursuit isn't important or impressive either. It's just what I want to do.

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#44 to #4 - phantomro (02/06/2013) [-]

I love boobs!

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#75 to #44 - diqface (02/06/2013) [-]

As do I!

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#26 to #4 - agrajag (02/06/2013) [-]

Engineering girls are great, who wants to be in a class of all dudes all the time? Same with gamer girls. It's like, woohoo, someone from the opposite sex who's actually interested in things I like!

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#74 to #26 - diqface (02/06/2013) [-]

As I'm saying to everyone else, I like that girls are pursuing degrees in all fields, but I don't like when a girl thinks she's special for pursuing a certain degree (in this case, engineering). When they're like that, I get the sense that they chose engineering just to be able to say that, which, to me, is not a reason to pursue a career in something. If you genuinely feel that there should be more women in engineering and you want to contribute by becoming an engineer, I think that's great.

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#78 to #74 - agrajag (02/07/2013) [-]

True. Course, in my school you have to work pretty hard to stay in the college of science. So no one chooses it just to say that.

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#77 to #4 - diqface (02/06/2013) [-]

To all: I meant I hate when girls think they're a big deal for being engineering students. I want girls to pursue degrees in all fields, because they are just as capable. Ugg, sorry FJ, I dun goof'd with my wording.

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#27 - semierectnipple (02/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)

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#38 to #27 - Kirbyman (02/06/2013) [-]

May Fortune favor you.

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#24 - vicioushaze (02/06/2013) [+] (10 replies)

I can build my own dispenser!

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#35 to #33 - vicioushaze (02/06/2013) [-]

NO.

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#30 to #24 - thenoluk (02/06/2013) [-]

Is it a vibrator dispenser?

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#58 - zukowashere (02/06/2013) [-]

Let's just hope she's a good engineer.

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#45 - curtisbentley (02/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)

**curtisbentley rolled a random image posted in comment #46434 at Slice of Life thread 3 **

I'm an engineer, I solve problems. Like this.

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#64 to #45 - savirleo (02/06/2013) [-]

looks like we use similar methods

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#46 to #45 - kahoshi (02/06/2013) [-]

I see no problem with that....move along.

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#51 to #48 - animedudej (02/06/2013) [-]

ENVY IS A SPY!

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#80 to #51 - themarineelite (02/10/2013) [-]

MFW first seeing him

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#81 to #80 - animedudej (02/10/2013) [-]

same here bro

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#23 - samuraicrack (02/06/2013) [-]

Got an apprenticeship to become an engineer starting march 5th!
No more shitty supermarket job for me!

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#15 - waffies (02/06/2013) [-]

If she went to UNR, the answer is Hovercraft. That's all we learned in first semester.

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#2 - samoaspider (02/06/2013) [-]

a chainsaw-powered vibrator.

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#67 - triggathepirate (02/06/2013) [-]

"Hey look sister, I'm an engineer. That means I build vibrators"

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#61 - tehweave (02/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)

WHAT
THE FUCK
DID YOU
EXPECT?

Find that lady on FB and slap her bitch ass.

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#65 to #61 - reican (02/06/2013) [-]

yes, it's a girl on FB she obviously is a slut.

If she could be more like those muslim ladies who cover their faces and never speak to anyone.

perfect FJ standards in a true woman.

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#12 - arsyro (02/06/2013) [-]

im in engineering. Im building a marble sorting mother fuckers!

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