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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
#12 - mankey
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(02/06/2013) [-]
Well Captain Morgan was a pirate dude,
He used to jack mother ******* and act real rude,
As a real life person he wasn't much fun,
But he sure made a good ass bottle of rum.
User avatar #13 to #12 - occamsrazor
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(02/06/2013) [-]
Literally the only reason the Captain Morgan character exists is the rum company wanted some way to tell people to drink responsibly--so why not a ******* pirate...
User avatar #14 to #13 - mankey
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(02/06/2013) [-]
Well....no, there *was* a privateer called Henry Morgan which the Rum character is supposed to be loosely based on. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Morgan