The V. . Will you be my Aventine? Your what'? Are you forgetting a V? If you say yes you can get the V later ;). wait, is this a girl saying this to a guy? what guy would say no to the V?? The V Will you be my Aventine? Your what'? Are forgetting a V? If say yes can get the later ;) wait is this girl saying to guy? what guy would no V??
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - dabronydude
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(02/05/2013) [-]
wait, is this a girl saying this to a guy? what guy would say no to the V??
#2 to #1 - autoxx
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(02/05/2013) [-]
Sometimes the V is attached to a girl big enough to burn diesel...
User avatar #3 to #2 - dabronydude
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(02/05/2013) [-]
oh ye, i forget that...
by default i was thinking she was hot...
#4 to #3 - autoxx
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(02/05/2013) [-]
These days the odds are stacked against it.

Feelsbadman.exe
User avatar #9 to #4 - rhiaanor
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(02/06/2013) [-]
dont know what the **** you are talking about....
#15 to #9 - autoxx
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(02/06/2013) [-]
How to put it as monosyllabic as possible...
There are more fat girls than fit girls on this planet.
(I think ~54% of the global population was obese at last count)
User avatar #16 to #15 - AngryRedMidget
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(02/06/2013) [-]
You're thinking of the American population, 3.75 billion people are malnourished.
#18 to #16 - autoxx
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(02/06/2013) [-]
Your numbers are false.
USA is #8 in obesity rates. (I'm not american)
Malnourished doesn't necessarily mean you don't have enough to eat. If you ate only ramen noodles for a year you would be malnourished.
Good, wholesome food is hard to come by but rice and beans for example form a complete protein and are easily converted into fat.
#69 to #18 - prickstick
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(02/06/2013) [-]
protein comverted into fat.. wat
protein comverted into fat.. wat
User avatar #20 to #18 - fuzzysixx
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(02/06/2013) [-]
You beat me to it, but you are completely correct. A large portion of obese people are malnourished because it has little to do with calories.
User avatar #22 to #20 - AngryRedMidget
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(02/06/2013) [-]
Read my reply to autoxx

And maybe research a topic before you act like a nutball.
User avatar #24 to #22 - fuzzysixx
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(02/06/2013) [-]
I'm not saying that 54% of the world's population is obese. It appeared that you thought malnourished was the opposite of obese in your previous comment.
User avatar #21 to #18 - AngryRedMidget
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(02/06/2013) [-]
www.who.int/mediacentre/factsheets/fs311/en/
1.4 Billion people, even when extrapolated into today's numbers (I'd say 1.5 at the most) certainly does not equal 54% of the population.

WHO lists the Americas as the most overweight/obese region, at 62%/24%, Though the count is not nation specific
www.who.int/gho/publications/world_health_statistics/EN_WHS2012_Brochure.pdf

Every source I can find lists the USA as the most obese country in the world, at 34% of the population. The OECD explain it best, heres the PDF
www.oecd.org/health/49716427.pdf

Stop watching Fox news and maybe try to look past the propaganda that blankets your nation.
User avatar #35 to #21 - newsmyrna
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(02/06/2013) [-]
I'm an overweight American, and I have recently moved to China and I'm losing weight like crazy I lost 30lbs since I got here and it's not slowing down. I have no idea what it is about America that makes people fat, but I don't think it is completely the populations fault. It's not like I'm on a diet here in China just normal living here is causing me to loose weight like crazy.
#26 to #21 - autoxx
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(02/06/2013) [-]
You're right about the america is fattest part of it, the article I read was laid out in an odd manner.
The rest of the info has legitimate backing but I don't have the sites anymore and I'm WAY too lazy to go looking for them.
#38 to #26 - anon id: 219a7fcd
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(02/06/2013) [-]
**** off and dont spread some **** you think is information
User avatar #89 to #2 - errydayimshufflin
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(02/06/2013) [-]
*******. GLORIOUS.
User avatar #126 to #2 - dreamthrow
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(02/06/2013) [-]
Vin Diesal reference?
#6 - shadysoul
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User avatar #7 to #6 - gunboyx
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(02/06/2013) [-]
Remember remember the 5th of November.
User avatar #49 to #7 - angelwishes
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(02/06/2013) [-]
The gunpowder treason and plot.

I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.
#10 to #6 - wraththefurious
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(02/06/2013) [-]
I gave that country anarchy   
Country loves anarchy.
I gave that country anarchy
Country loves anarchy.
User avatar #99 to #10 - undeadwill
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(02/06/2013) [-]
That was so ******* good I cried a lttle
#36 - newsmyrna
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(02/06/2013) [-]
I never get to use this
#73 to #36 - chiktikkavaspaus
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(02/06/2013) [-]
Zach Galifianakis is awesome.
Zach Galifianakis is awesome.
User avatar #17 - niggagary
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(02/06/2013) [-]
i did this once, except i left out the d in date
User avatar #25 to #17 - fishratsas
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(02/06/2013) [-]
........Did,did it work ?
User avatar #176 to #25 - niggagary
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(02/06/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #177 to #176 - fishratsas
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(02/07/2013) [-]
I wasn't expecting that, three cheers for this guy.
#156 to #25 - anon id: 9f2b88be
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(02/06/2013) [-]
he is in funnyjunk now... so... :/
User avatar #175 to #156 - fishratsas
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(02/06/2013) [-]
Good point now **** off anon.
#70 - slobban
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(02/06/2013) [-]
You fool
You fool
#5 - teranin
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(02/05/2013) [-]
someone say V?
#12 to #5 - lordraine
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(02/06/2013) [-]
Funny, I don't remember Mileena being in the Mortal Kombat movie.
#66 to #12 - imnotkickthecat
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(02/06/2013) [-]
They all were.
User avatar #30 to #12 - anotherponyaccount
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(02/06/2013) [-]
but, she was.
User avatar #127 to #5 - strikous
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(02/06/2013) [-]
Tardaasa?
#77 - oblesidonika
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(02/06/2013) [-]
What kinda faggot replies with "..."???
#101 to #77 - samuraicrack
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(02/06/2013) [-]
This BAMF
#110 to #77 - arrowinurbutt
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(02/06/2013) [-]
Shizune: [...]

Misha: Shiichan says she does.
#79 to #77 - lieutenantshitface **User deleted account**
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User avatar #80 to #79 - oblesidonika
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(02/06/2013) [-]
i was just trying to say that he should have replied in a more sophisticated manner.
#81 to #80 - lieutenantshitface **User deleted account**
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#83 to #77 - snakefire
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(02/06/2013) [-]
When I reply with "..." I like to imagine I'm giving this face
#86 - zelly
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#75 - reican
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(02/06/2013) [-]
She want's the D
#165 to #75 - ooh
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(02/06/2013) [-]
Now if they can only get another guy to join in the can spell DVD!
User avatar #109 to #75 - megatrollinator
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(02/06/2013) [-]
Moshi Moshi Tyranno Desu
#47 - tazze
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(02/06/2013) [-]
>"..."
>not saying "**** YES" right away
>implying the girl is hot or cute
>MFW
#51 to #47 - cwoodfreshman **User deleted account**
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#78 to #51 - oblesidonika
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(02/06/2013) [-]
My fav :D
#90 to #78 - tazze
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(02/06/2013) [-]
I personally prefer this one
User avatar #71 to #51 - thelegitmetalhead
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(02/06/2013) [-]
What is that from, anyway?
User avatar #82 to #71 - thewitchking
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(02/06/2013) [-]
Game of Thrones