The V

Sometimes the V is attached to a girl big enough to burn diesel...

oh ye, i forget that...
by default i was thinking she was hot...

These days the odds are stacked against it.

Feelsbadman.exe

How to put it as monosyllabic as possible...
There are more fat girls than fit girls on this planet.
(I think ~54% of the global population was obese at last count)

You're thinking of the American population, 3.75 billion people are malnourished.

Your numbers are false.
USA is #8 in obesity rates. (I'm not american)
Malnourished doesn't necessarily mean you don't have enough to eat. If you ate only ramen noodles for a year you would be malnourished.
Good, wholesome food is hard to come by but rice and beans for example form a complete protein and are easily converted into fat.

protein comverted into fat.. wat

You beat me to it, but you are completely correct. A large portion of obese people are malnourished because it has little to do with calories.

Read my reply to autoxx

And maybe research a topic before you act like a nutball.

I'm not saying that 54% of the world's population is obese. It appeared that you thought malnourished was the opposite of obese in your previous comment.

www.who.int/mediacentre/factsheets/fs311/en/
1.4 Billion people, even when extrapolated into today's numbers (I'd say 1.5 at the most) certainly does not equal 54% of the population.

WHO lists the Americas as the most overweight/obese region, at 62%/24%, Though the count is not nation specific
www.who.int/gho/publications/world_health_statistics/EN_WHS2012_Brochure.pdf

Every source I can find lists the USA as the most obese country in the world, at 34% of the population. The OECD explain it best, heres the PDF
www.oecd.org/health/49716427.pdf

Stop watching Fox news and maybe try to look past the propaganda that blankets your nation.

I'm an overweight American, and I have recently moved to China and I'm losing weight like crazy I lost 30lbs since I got here and it's not slowing down. I have no idea what it is about America that makes people fat, but I don't think it is completely the populations fault. It's not like I'm on a diet here in China just normal living here is causing me to loose weight like crazy.

You're right about the america is fattest part of it, the article I read was laid out in an odd manner.
The rest of the info has legitimate backing but I don't have the sites anymore and I'm WAY too lazy to go looking for them.

FUCKING. GLORIOUS.

Vin Diesal reference?

gay guys?

I gave that country anarchy
Country loves anarchy.

That was so fucking good I cried a lttle

Remember remember the 5th of November.

The gunpowder treason and plot.

I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.

Zach Galifianakis is awesome.

........Did,did it work ?

Good point now fuck off anon.

Yes.

I wasn't expecting that, three cheers for this guy.

Tardaasa?

Funny, I don't remember Mileena being in the Mortal Kombat movie.

They all were.

but, she was.

wut if she nasteh

no nasty girl is that confident! unless they are like super nasty and then i must say, why would any guy be that close of friends with a nasty girl?

Overconfident fat women.. They're everywhere..

well hey now one might be close friends with someone who they really don't find attractive, and bam. This text.. what's left to say but "..."?

even though these things are full of shit

that's when a guy would probably respond "haha uh yea naw, i'm good"

Well, if that's the case, than why is her contact name '<3'?

because it's a stupid picture created from a website :/ but if it were true, you'd have a point there.

"why would any guy be that close of friends with a nasty girl?"

Maybe cuz of her personality?

What if the girl got their contact information from someone else and that guy isnt even close to them/doesnt know them. Making them a stalker!

I don't care. That message is smooth as fuck. As long as we're not talking proper train wreck, I'm satisfied.

When I reply with "..." I like to imagine I'm giving this face

...

i was just trying to say that he should have replied in a more sophisticated manner.

He should do whatever the FUCK HE WANTS TO DO.

(Yes, that was a Hodgetwins quote)

Shizune: [...]

Misha: Shiichan says she does.

This BAMF

Moshi Moshi Tyranno Desu

Now if they can only get another guy to join in the can spell DVD!

You need this

My fav :D

I personally prefer this one

What is that from, anyway?

Game of Thrones

mmmmmgottalovemesome**** VITAMENSZ****

Vagina

Vin Diesel.

Not to argue with your point that this might be photoshopped, but I do have my girlfriend as "<3" in my contact list

>girlfriend

yeah right... it's only a myth that such a thing could ever exist!

**amsel rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Fucking Timmy... **
How I wish I spent valentines day!

Disregarding the note, that was actually relevant and pretty saddening.....have a hug

Thanks for the hug
*hug back*

Or this?