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#302 - whalehunter (02/06/2013) [-]
If you rob a bank in Norway, one out of two things will happen.
1. You get away and live the rest of your life as a king.
2. You get caught and live the rest of your life as a king.
User avatar #344 to #302 - mehturtlesareok (02/06/2013) [-]
>be norwegian
>life is hopeless, can't get a job
>try to rob a bank
>get caught
>sentenced to prison for 5 years
>Turns out prison is just like life on the outside
>work chours in prison every day
>finally get out after 5 years
>no money, no job, no friends
>want to get my life together, but nobody wants to hire an ex convict
>live the rest of my life working ****** job as a kitchen assistant
#588 to #344 - anonymous (02/06/2013) [-]
Nope. In prison you would be able to take an education, and/or work to save money for your release.
User avatar #352 to #344 - whalehunter (02/06/2013) [-]
Or just rob a bank again. Shoot someone for bonus years in prison.
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